Hi everybody!

This is FTC 131 and I guess everybody's familiar with the rules: Finish the comic (2 or 3 panels) and be funny!

What you may change about the first panel is the second character. The alien is just an example. It could be a devil, a punk girl, a reindeer - whatever! You may also add some text.

I'll judge this in about a week. Have fun!

As a public service, I've decided to post the template for 100Faces:

FTC 131: Template by 100Faces 3-15-08

Our new head of department is said to be quite a strange guy. I wonder when he'll turn up here. There already.

Be sure to thank me early, often, and with gifts containing chocolate.

---
"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

"Be sure to thank me early, often, and with gifts containing chocolate."

Well, erm, thanks a lot! Thank you, sir! Many thanks indeed! I hope this is early and often enough even without the chocolate, but if you insist, I'll thank you again at the end of the competition!

FTC 131: Good Casual Friday by ZMannZilla 3-15-08

Our new head of department is said to be quite a strange guy. I wonder when he'll turn up here. You! Cubicle thing! It's Casual Friday! And I am Mr. Crosby, your new department head and sometimes the Easter Bunny. So get casual, and that's an order. But Mr. Crosby, I'm already wearing blue jeans and an "Order Of The Stick" sweatshirt. I don't see how I could get any more casual than... OBVIOUSLY YOU AREN'T TAKING THIS VERY SPECIAL DAY SERIOUSLY ENOUGH! NOW GET CASUAL OR GET THEE TO THE UNEMPLOYMENT LINE! Better? Ohhhhh yeah.

I always insist when chocolate's involved.  Also, breasts. 

---
"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

I heard boobies.

FTC #131 : Machiavellian Clone by themushroom 3-15-08

Our new head of department is said to be quite a strange guy. I wonder when he'll turn up here. I've turned up here. Wait... the new head of the department is me?! Yes, but way more successful.

 

---
Say something cryptic then leave snickering.

Working Environ by Scyess 3-15-08

Our new head of department is said to be quite a strange guy. I wonder when he'll turn up here. There already. So? What's he like? He is strange. Can't even read minds.

---
"Old" is the old new.

FTC 131 by lukket 3-16-08

Our new head of department is said to be quite a strange guy. I wonder when he'll turn up here. I don't envy him. The department's a mess, and the former head just ran away with a lot of unsolved issues. Oh, there's an e-mail. Oh fuck. They made me the new head of department. Hi boss, do you want to help me decide which of your colleagues you want to lay off?

---
troelsea at gmail dot com

FTC 131: 19th Century Attitudes in a Future Age by AnIntellectualMind 3-19-08

Our new head of department is said to be quite a strange guy. I wonder when he'll turn up here. There already. But ... but ... you're ... ...an alien. I can read your mind, I've got an IQ of 565, I know telekinesis and space karate. As your new boss I'll make your life a living hell if you don't cooperate. My name's Mrs.Xyx, by the way. Aaaaaaaah, the new head of department is a woman!

All Bosses Are Assholes (FTC 131) by theburninator 3-21-08

Our new head of department is said to be quite a strange guy. I wonder when he'll turn up here. Hi there, I'm George, your new department chair. Well, it looks like you're doing a great job, so I'm going to leave you to your work. Have a great day! Dude, what a fucking freak.

---
what happened to my rustic monologue? ...i'm not sleeping with that producer again

Alright, I guess it's time to announce the winner. First of all once again thank you to ZMannZilla for posting my template (because you insisted). It has really been a difficult decision because this time I really liked all the comics a lot (not like the other times when I just said I did). Themushroom came up with the best title, theburnininator's comic comes closest to the truth but the winner is

                                          LUKKET.

Congratulations!