The Russian lolcat speak translates to roughly:
Disekshun - U'r doin it wrong.
Cheezburger idenitfayer
Cheezburger proceessor
Cheezburger injoimant organ
Nahlaedg of lolwalrus' buckit
Spar partz - i fix
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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker