[Click to view comic: 'What if "nigger" meant "birthday"?']

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Happy Birthday!

Hope its a big one!

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Insert Theme to Mannix here

Happy Bday Mandingo!

[Click to view comic: 'Birthday Logic']

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“Life is intrinsically... boring and dangerous at the same time. At any given moment the floor may open up. Of course it almost never does; that's what makes it so boring.”--Ogdred Weary

thanks :D

we're going to Rainforest Cafe, so it should be fun till the loggers show up

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what if nigger meant kite

I wish you a day free from painful hemmorhoidal flareups.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

right when you wished that, a vat of butter showed up here so thanks. free butter.

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what if nigger meant kite

Don't sit next to the animatronic gorillas or they'll howl in your ear repeatedly. Plus, these ones don't even serve you drinks. Or dance.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

this is way too late, i know, but i thought at least crabman would appreciate the cake my sister made me for my birthday

that's Wrigley Field's outfield wall (where the Cubs play) for anyone who doesn't know (Jeff Gordon)

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what if nigger meant kite

mandingo

For those of you who don't believe just how strong my man-crush on Mandingo is, I present to you the gay things I do for him:

that's still not as gay as the "We Should Be Together" banana hammock you sent me last flag day

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what if nigger meant kite

This reminds me of my 12th birthday when my Dad smoked a fattie on the way to Chuck E Cheese's and got a carload of pre teens contact stoned.

Those were the days...

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Kill Whitey.

i'm fuckin hammered. typin sucks.

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Kill Whitey.

Awesome cake!!!

Tonight should be the start of four nights of presents. You're like a half jew! Except it's for your birthday and not a religious holiday.... uhhhh.... NICE CAKE!!!

crabbyshit, are jews even allowed to eat cake? i know they're not allowed to dance

i couldn't bring myself to eat the center part so the 368 stares at me everytime i open the freezer. suspiciously

i think it knows.

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what if nigger meant kite