[Click to view comic: 'Happy Birthday, Redfeather!']

Happy Birthday!

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Happy Birthday!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Yar.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

In Red's defense, the pig had a safe word. True, it was "disestablishmentarianism," but the pig had options.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

at least it wasn't "antidisestablishmentarianism"

that was one fine B-day comic.

happy day of traumatic entry to life.

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Kill Whitey.

/me braffs

Haffy Birfday RedfeatheR (if that's trooooooly who you are)

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Insert Theme to Mannix here

happy birthday, Red!

i got you a present, but on the way over to your house it somehow managed to pop the trunk and escape

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what if nigger meant kite

MANY YEARS AGO SOMETHING GREW INSIDE OF YOUR MOTHER

THAT THING WAS YOU!!!

Happy happy birthday

We're gonna sing a song

Happy happy birthday

We hope you sing along

Happy happy birthday

We're not paid extra for this

Happy happy birthday

We're gonna key your car while you eat free cake

.... this

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

Happy Birthday Redfeather!! Hope it's a great one! For you AND the pig!! XD

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“Life is intrinsically... boring and dangerous at the same time. At any given moment the floor may open up. Of course it almost never does; that's what makes it so boring.”--Ogdred Weary