If those guys who get caught on To Catch a Predator knew anything about the internet, it's that a girl looking for sex will NEVER tell you her real age if she's under 18. Her saying she's 13 or whatever is a total giveaway of her fakeness.

One day I'm going to find Chris Hansen on the internets and prove to him how flawed his system is.

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

Did someone find 4chan?

If there's one thing I've learned from that show its if you show up at a house of an underage person looking for sex and they're upstairs drying their hair or folding laundry and there is sweet tea and chocolate chip cookies on the bar for you....RUN!

BigFrank105

NO

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

choadwarriorif you can run from sweet tea and chocolate chip cookies, you're a better man than me

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what if nigger meant kite

I pick up all my underaged chicks on the bus.

And by "pick up," I mean "frighten."

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I has a flavor!

If they're really underaged, you can literally pick them up and run off the bus with them.

Er, I guess...

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Or, you could just throw raw oysters at them and then run home and think about it.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Hari_Nezumi

NO

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

Fuck yeah creampies.