Okay...  It's 2009 and everything is going to be fine!  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!  Seriously, we may all be in a world of shit this year.  So, your assignment for this contest is to come up with with anything relating to the new year.  Whether it's new year's resolutions, predicting Barrack's first year in office, what you think will happen with the economy, solutions on how to make this year better than last, anything. 

Or, you can ignore the above and do whatever subject your genitals desire!

Here's the kicker:  you must type in your dialogue first, then hit the random comic layout button.  You can click it as many times as you want until you come up with a desired layout.

Judging will be based on dialogue and the obscurity of the characters and background in relation to the dialogue, with the emphasis on the latter.

Hopefully, you'll all have fun with it.  Judging in a week or less...

XOXOX

RandomComicLayoutGuy Contest CC412 by christopher7murphy 1-01-09

?   WHEEEEE! This is fun! What are you doing? I'm randomly throwing obscure images at a preset thread of dialogue. Wouldn't that be nonsequential and totaly obscure? Who cares. As long as it leaves one hand free to masturbate....

Interesting technique..mmmm...I was hoping to get a computer guy but stopped hitting the button when the arm appeared. And then I came like a Mayonays pistol.

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9 clicks! oh and i couldnt think of anything so i went with poo.

CC412: Stupid Questions by 100Faces 1-03-09

Made any resolutions this year? Sure. Like what? Like answering all stupid questions with "sure". Does that mean that my second question was less stupid than the first. What? ... Erm, i mean, sure!

CC 412: God's Plans for 2009 by 100Faces 1-03-09

Canada's attack on Uruguay will be the start of the third world war, a new virus will eradicate half the population of Europe, but the polar bears will be saved from extinction. Are you kidding? You can't do that, Lord. Come on, why shouldn't I have a little bit of fun at last? Well, it's your world. Do what you want. Alright. Canada will start the third world war, half the population of Europe will die of a new virus, and Sarah Palin will be eaten by the very last polar bear. It's so much better that way.

I admit I had to push the button quite a few times to get the Jesus character but the rest is really at random.

CC412: Screamin' New Nakeys by biped 1-03-09

Ahhh...my first jerk-off of the new year. WHAT!!! WHAT!!! NO NUDIE MAGAZINES!!! WHAT WHAT WHAAAAAT!!! Pfft. I use my own fertile imagination. WHAT!!! WHAT!!! NO PORNO TAPES!!! NO NAKEY DVDS!!! WHAT WHAT WHAAAAAAAT!!! OKAY!!! OKAY!!! I WAS THINKING OF YOU NAKEY!!! WHAT!!! WHAT!!! ME NAKEY!!! WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAAAAAAAAAT!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I drew inspiration on the titles from the random layouts and I won't use the CC to refer to it as this contest either. I won't do it RCLG. I won't, but I love your contest idea and I feel better about these strips right now than I've felt about any of my most recent Chicago Bulls related strips.

Great job!

Just a day at the office. (For a woman who gets pissed on.) by crabby 1-04-09

I thought I'd start 2009 off with a bang so I delved heavly into erotica on the internet this weekend. Wow! Tell me more. It was all going great, but then the worst thing happened to kill the mood. What was the thing that happened that ruined the mood? The thing that happened that ruined the mood was that the author referred to "doggystyle" as "animal-style" and it ruined the whole thing. That's rough.

 

Sometimes you just need to take a long look in the mirror. by crabby 1-04-09

My new year's resolution this year is to stop listening to AM sports talk radio. Yeah, I like to listen to Waddle and Silvy on my way to work. I listen on the way to work in my car. Then I listen on a pair of headphones I wear around the office everyday. That's bad. I'M A FREQUENT TEXTER!!! You've got problems.

Inner strength is what's best for dealing with grief. by crabby 1-04-09

I got so drunk on new years that I ended up taking a bunch of pictures of people I don't even know on my camera. The whole thing is filled with people I don't know. Are you sure it's your camera? I don't have a camera, man. What happened to your camera? I don't know... I got high at that new years eve party and someone stole it I think. Your story is all over the map.

What you put into your mouth by lukket 1-04-09

Wow. You look so different. Yeah. I wanted to begin the new year with losing a few pounds. How did you get so thin so fast? I changed my sexual habits. You mean? I'm gone from swallowing to spitting.

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troelsea at gmail dot com

CC412: Unhappy New Year by biped 1-04-09

This new year will be just as horrible as the old one. I just know it. I just know it. Wow! You sound so sad! Ha, ha! That makes me feel better about myself! Ha ha ha! How...how can you laugh at my sadness? My pain is unbearable...my soul is...dying... Blah blah blah! Hey stupid...why don't you just stop whining and CHEER THE FUCK UP? I wonder if there will be any "cheer" in the afterlife. Guess I'll hang myself and find out. What?!? Don't you even fucking CARE who wins "American Idol" tonight?!?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Hey guys. What did I miss?

CC412: Witty Rejoinders 'R' Us

two sows asinine man, that'll take a few refreshes.

by bonwag, 1-05-09

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exit, pursued by a bear

*** by lukket 1-05-09

So, 2009. Now it seems to be your turn. Damn I'm tired. Well, 2008. I will be probably be likened to a tyre in the end of my turn. What do you mean? You know, it will be the end of Bush. So? They will know me as "Goodyear"

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troelsea at gmail dot com

Random Comic Contest by ComicJeenyus 1-05-09

Hey! Happy New Year. Hey! Go fuck yourself. Excuse me? What, are you deaf? Maybe. I have a couple tumors in my head which could affect my hearing.

CC 412: Randomized by NeoVid 1-06-09

Well, I'm glad 2008 is finally over! Yeah, 2009 will be a huge improvement with the Second Great Depression, 20% unemployment, and, if we're really lucky, the world ending. But there are so many good things to look forward to, if things go right! Yeah? Give me one example. Like Obama being assassinated, so we can have President Biden sooner! ...Seriously, get help.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

CC 412: Resolutionary Theory by 100Faces 1-06-09

The trick with New Year's resolutions is to make both an easy and a difficult one. Keeping the easy one will give you enough self-confidence for the harder one. That's what I did, but I broke the difficult one already. What were your resolutions then? Well, not to have sex with your ugly ex-wife who lives in the loony-bin and to make one comic on stripcreator a day. So you're having a writer's block? What do you mean "writer's block"?

CC412 by HCRoyall 1-06-09

You know what I miss about the 80's? Being able to listen to Michael Jackson music without associating it with pedophilia? I was going to say 'Voltron', but I guess you have a good point... "Form Blazing Sword!"

CC412 by HCRoyall 1-06-09

You know what's scary about the Obama administration? Lack of experience? No military knowldege? Questionable associates? Corruption investigations against his supporters? No, that's not really that scary for any politician. Then what? Hillary's only two deaths away from being president. AAAAAAA!!!

Both of those just ended up perfect after the button was hit once or twice.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

CC412: Resolution by boloboffin 1-06-09

For the new year, I pledge to wear panties every day. So no more commando?

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

CC 412: Memories by 100Faces 1-07-09

Last year I crashed down a gorge in my father's brandnew car. It was totally ruined of course. I accidentally fried my aunt's cat when it hid in the oven. I got expelled from school when I set fire on our science teacher. I was so drunk at Uncle Mortimer's funeral that I stripped naked and started singing Marilyn Manson songs. I hope next year will be just as great. You bet!

Last chance to get your entries in.  Judging manana...

CC 412: After the Pulse, or Max is a Chick by fpd 1-07-09

What was it like in the old days? Well, back when I was your age, we had something called the Internet, but on June 1st 2009 the Pulse disabled all the world's computers. What were computers for? We used them to write comic strips that would be read by a few people we would never meet about risque topics we would never bring up in polite conversation. Is that what you get nostaligic about? It seems pretty dumb to me. In these modern times, we have marvels like the Cirque de Manticore. Can the Internet compare to that? Men used to be able to pretend to be girls. They were good times.

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CC412 entry by Sunny2 1-08-09

Have you got anything planned for the new year? Oh, yeah! I've got a HUGE party coming up! Are you sure that's a good idea? Last time we had to clean up all that vomit.. Don't worry! This time I'm not letting the goat anywhere near the toxic confetti.

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If you cry I cry. If you smile I smile. If you jump off a skyscraper..... I'll laugh. I'm off to my happy place now...