This couplet isn't silly, its obviously phat

It really doesn't bug me if you think my sig is gay

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Remember those Burma Shave comics we did that all ended with "MOH"?

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

Oh no, I've been caught off guard!

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I undressed her down and dick-twisted her stupid titty

I'm just like the new and improved Charlie Sheen a....

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

Beebop bip doodop bop badeet doot dot dee doodoowop Bodeedurld.

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

My wife asked "Honey, what colour are my chaps?" and I replied.. "hmmmm....

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Poo perhaps?

Like King Kong I start beating my chest, cause I'm:

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The last voice of nonsensical BS

Where have I been? Slurpin' up beer!

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Insert Theme to Mannix here

What the fuck does my sig say?

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Poop.

Hoop.

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Poop.

Heading off on vacation and wondering what to pack

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Let it be known throughout these boards, no strips are funnier, more priceless, or more droll than those of FPD.

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FPD is the foremost plague on discussion boards. Do your part to stomp out FPD.

I cant participate in this, or I'd have to call "quits".

Now if you don't mind, I have to go pee.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

I created a sig so I could write this, it's pathetic

I bet you can rhyme, but I know you can't sing...

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Buddabingbadingning

The pie

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Thus reads the ancient scroll, recovered from the desert sand:

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.