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This... Is... PASTA!!!

His forehead looks like my nutsack

Eh - whata you doin 'ere

Eh - why you lookin at me

Eh - go and shutta ya face

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The effects of childbirth

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And the the final lap begins. And they're- ah screw it


bEeKo18o

heaven  ****man

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Heaven must be missing an A-hole.

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"The internet is full of sailor moon hentai, but most of it is... like... consensual or something, I don't even know."

With a face that says, "I've been drop kicked through the goal posts of life."

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"Ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I shall not put!" - Winston Churchill

Some people are hit with the ugly stick. Others fall out of the ugly tree, hitting every branch on the way down.  Leonard was launched head-first through the ugly forest using a trajectory that would assure the most contact with the ugly trees and landed in the ugly lumber mill at which point he was covered in ugly sawdust and left to rot for 20 years before being released into the world.

Leonard also likes cats.

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Once in life you are a boy. Many times in your life you can be a man. But you're always going to do that embarrassing thing you do. You know what I'm talking about.

Eddie Murphy needs to stop the lame movies.

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Once life begins, the death process starts.

When clearly his market is being dominated by Tyler Perry

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"'Freedom of expression and user generated content should walk hand in hand, ****** babies as they go.' -- TheGovernor." -- Injokester's signature

He'll offer you a prayer you can't refuse.