I'm cool.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

WOW! Tickets to a Stoning!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Shades of "The Lottery."

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What others say about boorite!

$7.50 for a movie ticket, wow that's a steal.

By me tickets run from $8.50 to $9.00.

I'll never by advanced tickets ever again though. I bought two for Corky Ramano and it turned out I didn't even need to buy them in advanced. My girlfriend and I were the only ones in the theater.

What the hell is an "advanced ticket"? Film critics have to know these things!

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My goal is to be the only person on Earth never to have read, seen, listened to or done anything Harry Potter. I'm such a cynical fuck.

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"Fascist Clay was my most favorite totalitarian boxer!" - Indie Rock Pete from Diesel Sweeties

I'm actually looking forward to the movie. I finished the first book over the weekend, and now everytime I see a commercial for it, I think, "I'm definitely going to see it."

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This is not my empire.

Get in line with me, then.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Then you will fail. I, too, am ignorant in all things Potter.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Harry Potter? Isn't that 'NSynch's new "Cool" name? Oh, wait, it would have to be "H-Po".

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I think it's some crap kids book. Fuck if I know. I waited until Rocky Horror Picture Show was on TNT. I'll be a dirty sonofabitch if I'm going to blow 5.50 to go out at 11:30 P.M. to stand in line with a bunch of yoyos carrying squirt guns and toast. And Meatlof bit the rag in that flick. Stand in line to see some kid play to a bunch of other spotty twits or some cheap-assed CGI effects? Hahahahahahahaha. Let me know when film makers start hiring actors, directors and writers again.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Ill be starting to queue for my LOTR tickets some point tomorrow i think.

Harry Potter? only interest i have in him is how well my HSX stocks do , as i have stock in all the major actors from it.

And ill never watch it. BUT ANDY HAS TO AS HES A FILM CRITIC!

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHH!

I sense this will be even more embaressing than admitting he had to watch Spy Kids.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

There's a number you call. In St. Louis, the number is (314) 822-CINE. *Kids, please ask parental permission before calling* You punch in your credit card number and your tickets are paid for before you get to the theater. Amazing you didn't know about this before.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

You've missed the entire point of Rocky Horror, but that's okay.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

Then you will fail. I, too, am ignorant in all things Potter.

*waves hand*

you both have competition

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

But now you can stand in line at 11:30 with a bunch of yoyos carrying broomsticks and candy balls and flutes and stuff. Big improvement!

o/` Let's do the quiddich again!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

http://bettybowers.com/harrypotter.html

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

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Um, stud?

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http://bettybowers.com/harrypotter.html

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She's a spoof. It's the people at CAP Alert who are the real scary ones.

We'll call you 'Indie Book Pete'.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I'm cooler..

I know, weak photoshop effort there. Too obviously faked. But I'm lazy tonight.

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"Fascist Clay was my most favorite totalitarian boxer!" - Indie Rock Pete from Diesel Sweeties

Actually, no, I didn't. Their whole point sort of missed me.

And that's.... OK.

bunner,
over here,
in the beige house,
at home by midnight,
not watching the Kids in the Hall for a 30 Helens reference, either

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

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**shakes head ruefully**
This is why Christians get such a bad rap -- people like Ms Bowers.

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