Ed McMahon died June 23, 2009 in Los Angeles, California. No formal cause of death was given. He knew too much about UFOs.

Farah Fawcett: June 25 2009. Michael Jackson died under mysterious circumstances the very same day. What one thing did they share in common? They knew too much about UFOs.

Billy Mays knew too much about UFOs. He died mysteriously the night of June 27, 2009.

Robert S. McNamara died mysteriously in his sleep the morning of July 6, 2009. He knew too much about UFOs.

All of these people knew too much about UFOs and paid the ultimate price. Who will be next? Too what lengths will "they" go to silence those who have learned too much? I probably shouldn't even be t

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

He knew too much about UFOs.

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You don't know what I got... .

Karl Malden also knew too much about UFOs. 

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

What happens if you know too little about UFOs?

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

Lies! Oh wait I'm supposed to be dead aren't I? Um, I should probably just close by sayi

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

I wish someone had explained a lot about UFO's to George Bush about eight years ago.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

lildeucecoup I thought you were gone forever. You need to work on that.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Damn it. Why did I go to Roswell on my vacation?

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

I WANT TO BELIEVE 

Roswell, Shmoswell, double Boswell

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

You know about the double Boswell? Contact me immediately. I can set you up with a new identity and the location of a safehouse.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Oh, you're just being sil

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I thought I knew too much about UFO's, turned out it was just recipes for ginger biscuits.

not_Scyess

Oh come now, don't act so naive.  You really think Bush and Obama don't know about the UFO's?  I mean, they even went so far as to

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Everyone knows that the government is covering up the existence of UFOs. Just look at the em

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old