preview- n. 1. An advanced showing of a motion picture, an art exhibition, or another event to an invited audience prior to public presentation. 2. An advance viewing or exhibition, esp. the presentation of several scenes advertising a forthcoming motion picture. 3. An introductory or limited experience.

OK, on to business.

Google tells me that the area code 450 belongs to Canada. So, it's make fun of Canada time.

The only rule is that the title of your comic must be the title of a Nickelback, Celine Dion, or Bryan Adams song.

If you have an old comic about Canada that you would like to submit, just change the title if it's not already a song title from one of the artists above.

To give some love to the neighbors to the south, this contest will end on Cinco de Mayo.

Other than that, have fun with America Jr.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Some helpful resources to get things started...

For a list of Celine Dion songs click here

For a list of Nickleback songs click here

For a list of Bryan Adams songs crick here

I'm not american or canadian (I'm australian) but nonetheless, I find it easy to mock the Canadians.  Lucky Entry number one-

Beauty and the Beast by Beeko180 4-25-10

So what's up? Are Canadians and Americans equal? Hell no. I find that offensive. Should I give a damn? You know, for God, you're very rude.

 

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

How You Remind Me by brycekain 4-25-10

Is it time to put my tampon in? Uh...no...? Is it time to put my tampon in? NO! Is it time to put my tampon in? What the fuck are you? Canadian??

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

Cuts Like a Knife by Beeko180 4-25-10

What are you in for? I'm a doctor. That doesn't seem much of a reason for you to be in prison. Ah, but you see, I'm a Canadian Doctor. That's disgusting.

That's The Way It Is by Beeko180 4-25-10

There. Right there. A giant pile of shit. I'm not cleaning that up. But you have to. Who could do it instead of you? A Canadian?

 

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

I have a comic from 2004 that is mildly amusing and mocks Canada... but I wouldn't want anything of mine to share a name with anything produced by one of the "musical artists" listed above, even if it's only mediocre. I'll refrain from renaming it.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

CC 450: Hero by Lord_Vodek 4-25-10

What happened? A drunk driver hit a family of six in thier SUV Wow. Did any of them survive? Yeah. But only because some jackass saved them all I heard he was Canadian Fucking Canadian

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Resident Masochist & Adrenaline Junkie -I'm probably not god but you should worship me just in case-

CC 450 - Think Twice by lukket 4-28-10

What state is that to arrive in after your lunch break? I'm sorry. I was beat up by a Canadian shoe shop owner. Why? Well. I don't know - all I did was ask him if I could keek a boot.

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troelsea at gmail dot com

CC 450 - Do I Have To Say The Words? by lukket 4-28-10

I'm Charlie Harper. I'm the cool, rich player with lots of exciting sexual adventures. I'm Alan Harper. I'm the neurotic failure of a chiropractor with a hysterical ex-wife and a dumb son. Hey! I'm Stephen Harper and all I've managed to do is become a prime minister of this dump.

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troelsea at gmail dot com

Fight For All the Wrong Reasons by lima 4-28-10

Bonjour! Et bienvenue au PFK! PFK? P. F. K.? That'd be, what, Poulet Fricosse de Kentucky, or some such, right? Poulet Frit Kentucky, actualment, et pourriez vous parlez en francaise sil vous plait! Right... right. Because this is Quebec, and the French for 'KFC' is roughly 'PFK'. Madam, do you know what they call KFC in France? Uh.. 'KFC'

CC 450 - Far away by lukket 5-01-10

So. What's your favourite part of Canada? Nun-a-vet I take it you mean Nunavut? No. I'm not too keen on inuits and ice. I'm just trying to say 'none of it' in Canadian.

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troelsea at gmail dot com

CC 450: Deep by ZMannZilla 5-02-10

On behalf of Labatt's, I have come to grant the request of one Quebecois and one Torontonian. Let's start with the Quebecois. What's your wish? I weesh for Quebec to be surroundeed by a 10,000 foot wall wheech none may enter or escape, and I weesh to join mah fellow Quebecois within it. Granted. Now go join your fellow countrymen. Now you, man from Toronto, I will now grant your- 9,000 feet of water. I think you know where.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

Judging takes place in two days.  Just enough time for a few more entries. 

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Hola beaners!  It's time to judge the Canucks!

3rd place goes to lukket for:

CC 450 - Far away by lukket 5-01-10

So. What's your favourite part of Canada? Nun-a-vet I take it you mean Nunavut? No. I'm not too keen on inuits and ice. I'm just trying to say 'none of it' in Canadian.

2nd place goes to Lima for: 

Fight For All the Wrong Reasons by lima 4-28-10

Bonjour! Et bienvenue au PFK! PFK? P. F. K.? That'd be, what, Poulet Fricosse de Kentucky, or some such, right? Poulet Frit Kentucky, actualment, et pourriez vous parlez en francaise sil vous plait! Right... right. Because this is Quebec, and the French for 'KFC' is roughly 'PFK'. Madam, do you know what they call KFC in France? Uh.. 'KFC'

And coming out of nowhere...

1st place goes to ZMannZilla for:

CC 450: Deep by ZMannZilla 5-02-10

On behalf of Labatt's, I have come to grant the request of one Quebecois and one Torontonian. Let's start with the Quebecois. What's your wish? I weesh for Quebec to be surroundeed by a 10,000 foot wall wheech none may enter or escape, and I weesh to join mah fellow Quebecois within it. Granted. Now go join your fellow countrymen. Now you, man from Toronto, I will now grant your- 9,000 feet of water. I think you know where.

Good work bt all.  Take it away ZMannZilla! 

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Oh wow... I forgot that I should probably check on these things periodically after I enter them...

Thanks to all the Canadians, without whom this win would not have been possible.  New contest is on the way, gimmie about an hour.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

I would have used this post to remind everyone that the joke ZMann used is a very old one, but seeing as the joke in my comic is about 10 years old and stolen from David Baddiel I think I'll keep my mouth firmly shut..

Well done ZMann!