CTC #2 (and smells like it, too!)

Every time I try to get creative with the contests I run they always turn INTO #2. So I'm keeping this one basic.

Rules:

1. Finish the first and third panel.

2. If you make a series: First comic in series must keep middle panel the same. The rest I could care less.

3. No oldies, no photoshop.

Here's the template: 

CTC #2 Template by brycekain 5-01-10

Really? Why is that?

 

Judging will commence when the shit hits the funny bone. Olay! 

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

CTC #2 Put this bitch out of it's misery by crabby 5-01-10

I want you to tell me why you think an oversaturated comic competitions forum needs to have one more added for no reason. Really? Why is that? Please, just say anything... If no one competes in contests that into the hundreds, I want you to tell why you think you can jsut start up your own for no reason.

CTC: #2- Fun Fact by Beeko180 5-01-10

Did you know the pigeon is the only non-mammal to pass the the mirror test, which finds out if a creature can recognise it's reflection? Really? Why is that? How the hell would I know?! I was just trying to impress you!

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

CTC #2: At Least He Can Read by ZMannZilla 5-02-10

Brian, I hear you're repeating 4th grade. I'm very disappointed in you. You need to stop listening to death metal and study more. Burn in hell, dad. In fact, thanks to these liner notes from Tome Of Dagon's album Ten Spirits Of Vengeance, I bet you'll do just that! Really? Why is that? Seconds later... That... little... SHIT! You should really be proud. He's now summoning at an 8th grade level.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

ZMannZilla wins. Congrats.

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

Oboy oboy oboy.

I'll have something up during my lunch break in 4-5 hours.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."