The best part aout cutting a person off midsentence is that balls weiner vagina boobs and gay. How's that for a spoiler spoil?
Anyways, here's the template for CTC #3. Basic rules apply, you can add speech to the first guy in the second panel if you like. Bonus points if you somehow work in an outdated, old-timey or antiquated term for male or female genitals.
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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."