The best part aout cutting a person off midsentence is that balls weiner vagina boobs and gay.  How's that for a spoiler spoil?

Ah, whatever.

Anyways, here's the template for CTC #3.  Basic rules apply, you can add speech to the first guy in the second panel if you like.  Bonus points if you somehow work in an outdated, old-timey or antiquated term for male or female genitals.

CTC #3 Template by ZMannZilla 5-11-10

Oh! I almost forgot the BEST part...

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

CTC #3 Sliptwat by brycekain 5-11-10

Thanks for talking to me, Geraldo. I'm currently on my European tour and - Yes yes, how do you feel about TMZ having video of you and a crack whore screwing in a chinese cat box? Wait, what? Oh! I almost forgot the BEST part... Ah fuck. How could you do that to her stinky hoo-hoo, son?

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

CTC #3: What do we have here? by Lord_Vodek 5-11-10

Spare change? Sorry I don't have any spare change but I do have a free lollipop for you Oh! And I almost forgot the BEST part... I'll take whatever you'll give me Good I have a ton of phallus's here that I've been dying to get rid of

en guard!

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Resident Masochist & Adrenaline Junkie -I'm probably not god but you should worship me just in case-

CTC #3 by TheCreatorOfStrips 5-11-10

hmmm Welcome back from the channel 5 news, we are experiencing 1 mm of grass growing. Oh I almost forgot the best part. Oops

uhhh

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If life was my soda, it would've ended the day I drinked something other than juice and milk

CTC #3 by ragu4u 5-11-10

I'm reporting from the temple of "Gushing Blood" which is steeped in gory history. Oh! I almost forgot the best part. Every May 11th is human sacrifice day! How cool is THAT?

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Going to judge this one on Monday, 5/17/10 so let's get a couple more entries!

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

After moments of deliberation, OI'm awarding the win to brycekain!  Take it away!

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

Wow, thank you. I'm surprised and honored. I'll throw something up for the next contest as soon as I think of something.

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.