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| Uh. Yeah. Same time tomorrow night, bitch. Welcome to lockdown. | |
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| Hmmm. Bars on the window, a toilet next to my bed, and I've been awoken by the unwanted back-door shenanigans of a shaved ape. I must be in prison. But why? Let's see, what did I do yesterday... | |
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| Awwwow this partty'z BITCHIN man, I'm so glad I stole mah older sister's fake ID! HEYYOU, helllp me find m'panties, I lost 'em! | |
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| Congratulations, you're the lucky winner of the "Be The CEO Of BP For A Day" Sweepstakes! | |
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| Oh right, that bloody contest from the "Castratto Digest" advert. | |
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