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Greetings, gents. It is RCD 45. It is also today Australia Day, the day we celebrate being shipped out to build a colony in an uninhabitable desert island. That is why to enter this contest you must

- use the random comic layout (i won't know/don't care if you don't do this)
- include the words "Prime Minister of Australia" in the comic
- do not wear trousers at any time
- concede that Russell Crowe is greater than any American

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Batman created by Bob Kane

RCD #45 Bug Off by ragu4u 1-27-11

Come out here. I won't. Too good? Yeah, mate. I'm the Prime Minister of Australia. Minister? No offense Minister, but me thinks your church needs a visit from "Otto the Orkin Man". Again with the bug jokes! I'm losin me patience.

RCD 45 by Beeko180 1-27-11

After accepting that Russel Crowe is far greater than any American, Dave and Mike move their discussion to Australia entirely... Australia is said to be "the safest place on earth" or "the land of the free". You can say that again, I agree with every word. The Prime Minister of Australia is a bitch. Couldn't agree with you more.

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

RCD 45: Russell Hustles to Minister to the Prime Minister! by bigworm 1-27-11

Am I doing a good job Madam Prime Minister of Australia? Oh My God Russell!!! You eat me so fucking good!!! More tongue! More tongue! Am I better than the Abos? Hell ya, better than any fuckin' yank too! Faster Russell... I'm gonna' cr_ _, I'm gonna' cr_ _, I'm gonna' cro_, *gork* Er er er er ERRRRRR!!! Er er er er ERRRRRRR!!! Er er er er ERRRRRRR!!!!

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bigworm

RCD 45:AMEN, AND THANKS FOR NOTHING! by bigworm 1-29-11

Dear Father, Australia is in need of help. If you would please, change me into the Prime Minister of Australia? Could you also make Russell better than any American? I'm already better than any American! Abra-cadabra! I think he got us mixed up with New Zealand! Thaaa-aaa-aaa-aat's for daa-aaa-aaam sure!

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bigworm

RCD 45: It Doesn't Make much Sense but it Follows the Rules by AnIntellectualMind 1-29-11

I heard Werner Faymann is the new prime minister of Australia. No, it's Julia Gillard. Faymann is the chancellor of Austria. Austria, Australia. Isn't that the same? Are you kidding? That's a flight distance of almost 24 hours. Pah, I'm sure Russell Crowe could do it in less than 10. Yeah, he's so much better than any American, isn't he?

You don't have to include the Russell Crowe stuff in the comic, it's just a condition of entry that you admit it to yourself. But I will add a 1.5x score multiplyer for any comic it is included in.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

RCD 45 by Beeko180 2-02-11

I wonder if the current prime minster of australia, would kick my arse in a fight? Are you kidding? Donkeys have a weak respiratory system. I wasn't talking about donkeys. I know that, I was talking about Julia Gillard.

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

RCD 45 & CC 469: MUCH ADEW 'BOUT NUFFING (SAVE GROUNDHOGS)! by iconoclastic 2-11-11

Are you really betta' than any american in bed? Oim Russell Crowe in bed! And Oi suppose Oim the Proime Minista of Australia? Not in bed yir not! Are you really betta' than any american in bed? Oim Russell Crowe in bed!

rdc #45 by arbi 2-11-11

our internet based street protests have won. julia gillard has fled to paris and i am the new prime minister of austrailia. oh, cool. can i be your secretary of defense? and whomite ubi? russell crow

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