Well my ancestry is originally from Texas and I guess you're not up on Texas humor yet. Therefore I must apologize, too
As an openly sensitive *****, I beggingly apologize to RandomComicLayoutGuy if my sad attempt at humor was misconstrued (whilst trying to invent funny awards)!
Let me give some context. I have recently relocated to Texas. As a self-proclaimed intellectual with no interest in firearms...I am both amused and frightened at how ridiculously well-armed my neighbors are. You'd not believe how many guns these people have; they collect 'em like web developers collect Hentai DVDs! I don't do either murder or Anime (yet), but nowadays most of the people I know excel at one or the other. Or both, weird state.
Anyhow, I thought in making up random amusing awards, I'd throw in a tongue-in-cheek joke. Thought it was fair play to direct one of those at someone who openly dissed (and disregarded) my contest rules. All in good fun, you'd think? It's a comic site! But sadly, I hath offended, my jokedar isn't as good as I thought. :-/
I'm so... so... so... sorry. I grovel at your feet with my heart in my hands, urging you to re-read my statement. Close your eyes, and for a moment; and rethink the conversation as I might see it.
In retrospect, I notice clearly where I went wrong. Sadly I have no time machine, but if I did I know what I'd go back and do. I'd instead put a colon-dash-right-parenthesis or a semicolon-dash-capital-p after the sentence I uttered. Perhaps this emotional tragedy could have been sidestepped, if only my ability to practice science exceeded my years of deep meditation on how to be the very embodiment of a little *****!! :(
(Note: If letters on my keyboard are malfunctioning, it's because of my tears at having been misinterpreted. I beg your forgiveness! As well as the forgiveness of all the Indigo children, blessed be.)
...on the other hand, if you got my joke all along, and are just trolling:
GO FUCK YOURSELF RCLG, AND I'LL SEE YOU IN MOTHERFUCKING HELL WITH THE (NOT MINE, BUT MY NEIGHBORS') ARMY OF HOMO MONKEYS WEARING BRASS PLATED RAZOR DILDOES!
It's like a Choose Your Own Adventure(TM), sort of. Except with inter-species ****.
(2nd Note: Dunno where they get these monkeys. But their understanding of alloys is not terribly advanced. Like guns, I guess they get them from conventions/expos?)
...and take it away, away, zmanzilla!