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choadwarrior
Crash Magnet

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Judging will be tomorrow!  Last chance to get in your comics.

10-30-11 10:43am (new)
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RandomComicLayoutGuy
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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10-30-11 7:20pm (new)
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biped
Mr. Wonderful

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10-30-11 11:19pm (new)
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Beeko180
Overlord Procrastinator: Or will be in a minute...

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10-31-11 2:02am (new)
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bigworm
FOUNDER OF WORDSMITHLESSNESS INC.

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CC 488 & OPC 59: 'CRABS'
If I ever catch you in my pants again, I'll kill you.
  by bigworm, 10-31-11 

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bigworm

10-31-11 6:18am (new)
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evil_d
Riding through your town with his head on fire

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The Crab and Snail Show by evil_d
10-31-11
Hey Crab, I bought a race car and painted a big red "S" on the side. Do you know why?
Tee hee! No, Snail, why?
Because "S" is the first letter of "Screw you, Crab! You stole my girlfriend and I hate you!"
I'll get around to painting the rest eventually.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

10-31-11 7:50am (new)
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evil_d
Riding through your town with his head on fire

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I wanted to use the crabs in all of these, but obviously the one above needs the snail.

A Tale of Two Crabs #1 by evil_d
10-31-11
Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says, "Getting pretty hot in here!" The other says, "AAAAAAAAAAHH! A talking muffin!"
AAAAAAAAAAAHH! A talking crab!

A Tale of Two Crabs #2 by evil_d
10-31-11
Knock, knock.
Who's
MOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
These days you have to start that one pretty early to get the jump on people.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

10-31-11 8:28am (new)
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edoggydog
Comic Overlord

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10-31-11 12:13pm (new)
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edoggydog
Comic Overlord

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10-31-11 5:06pm (new)
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kaufman
Director of Cats

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Christmas in Texas by kaufman
10-31-11
Here in Texas, we have some unique Christmas traditions.
For example, in 49 states, people hang the mistletoe and kiss under it.
We don't hang the mistletoe in Texas. We give it a lethal injection.

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10-31-11 6:04pm (new)
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bigworm
FOUNDER OF WORDSMITHLESSNESS INC.

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CC 488: It Can Warm A Bench In The Dead Of Winter! by bigworm
10-31-11
Benchwarma'? I don't know if dats true or not. If it is, dats coo...
...'cus I got a HOT ass!

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10-31-11 6:07pm (new)
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bigworm
FOUNDER OF WORDSMITHLESSNESS INC.

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CC 488: As A Cat Sucks A Baby's Breath! by bigworm
10-31-11
I 'spose ya'll wanna' bite ma' neck uh?
No... I vant to suck your hot rump!

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10-31-11 6:35pm (new)
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choadwarrior
Crash Magnet

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Here's an interesting fact for CC488.  Section 488 of the California Penal Code is petty theft.  Somebody below is going to steal a win and a minor bit of glory from the clutches of a few other strippers who also made some funny comics.

I've been mulling it over for the last hour and have narrowed it down to five comics, all of which I will give honorable mentions in addition to the coveted "Good" rating each one received.

The "This Made Me Laugh Out Loud" Award goes to:

Pullin' a Boner by biped
10-22-11
Okay, that about concludes the job interview. Any other noteworthy qualifications you'd like to mention?
Well...I can play my **** like a trombone.
Did you remember to tell him that you can play your **** like a trombone?
Yes, Dad.

The "I Had to Think About This, Then Realized it's Funny" Award goes to:

The Day the World Was Supposed to End by biped
10-22-11
Say, isn't this the day that some nut said was going to be the end of the world? Ha ha, guess he was wrong.
No, no...this isn't supposed to be "End of the World" Day. It's "Everybody in the World Turns Into a Hermit Crab" Day.
"Tyson sidles in for the uppercut..."

The "Wait For It" Award goes to:

CC 488: Benched, but not on bended knee! by bigworm
10-25-11
Truthfully, I thought I had it made. I held one of her biggest sheafs together.
She would reposition me if I looked a little loose. It felt good! Then... BAM, I wake up in the trash can! What's that about?
Stay cool bro'! We're here to be used.
I know, I know, but why thrown out? I feel like pickin' a lock or cleanin' a pipe or somethin' like that!
Look... you've been recovered from the trash can. If you get all bent outta' shape, you really ARE trash!

The "Tough as Snails" Award goes to:

The Crab and Snail Show by evil_d
10-31-11
Hey Crab, I bought a race car and painted a big red "S" on the side. Do you know why?
Tee hee! No, Snail, why?
Because "S" is the first letter of "Screw you, Crab! You stole my girlfriend and I hate you!"
I'll get around to painting the rest eventually.

The "Hot Lethal Injection" Award goes to:

Christmas in Texas by kaufman
10-31-11
Here in Texas, we have some unique Christmas traditions.
For example, in 49 states, people hang the mistletoe and kiss under it.
We don't hang the mistletoe in Texas. We give it a lethal injection.

Like I said, good entries all around, and it was tough to pick a winner, but in the end, it goes to evil_d for "The Crab and Snail Show" for the best use of obscure characters and a great twist on an old joke.

I will also say that Edoggydog could have won for "Groovy! -Emergency!" in the event of a Kevin Tighe.

Nice job, evil_d, for your win in CC488.  Make like Calgon and take us away!

10-31-11 10:07pm (new)
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RCCOLAMAN
Saving the world from thirst since 1905!

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Damn I missed the contest. Oh well here's my entry

bottled anger by RCCOLAMAN
10-31-11
The preparations are complete sir, shall we begin the operation?
Yes. The time for action is now, soon we will have retribution for our bottled brethren!! We will not relent until they are free!!
Onwards!!
Die infidels!!
*splish splosh*
Sigh, the one day I forget my umbrella it just had to rain.

10-31-11 10:51pm (new)
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evil_d
Riding through your town with his head on fire

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Holy crap!  Thanks!

I have no idea what to do for the next contest.  I'll pull something out of my ass later today.  And then I'll make up an idea for the next comic contest.  Ha!

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

11-01-11 5:33am (new)
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