Here's an interesting fact for CC488. Section 488 of the California Penal Code is petty theft. Somebody below is going to steal a win and a minor bit of glory from the clutches of a few other strippers who also made some funny comics.
I've been mulling it over for the last hour and have narrowed it down to five comics, all of which I will give honorable mentions in addition to the coveted "Good" rating each one received.
The "This Made Me Laugh Out Loud" Award goes to:
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| Okay, that about concludes the job interview. Any other noteworthy qualifications you'd like to mention? | |
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| Well...I can play my dick like a trombone. | |
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| Did you remember to tell him that you can play your dick like a trombone? | |
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The "I Had to Think About This, Then Realized it's Funny" Award goes to:
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| Say, isn't this the day that some nut said was going to be the end of the world? Ha ha, guess he was wrong. | |
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| No, no...this isn't supposed to be "End of the World" Day. It's "Everybody in the World Turns Into a Hermit Crab" Day. | |
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| "Tyson sidles in for the uppercut..." | |
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The "Wait For It" Award goes to:
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| Truthfully, I thought I had it made. I held one of her biggest sheafs together. | |
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| She would reposition me if I looked a little loose. It felt good! Then... BAM, I wake up in the trash can! What's that about? | |
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| Stay cool bro'! We're here to be used. | |
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| I know, I know, but why thrown out? I feel like pickin' a lock or cleanin' a pipe or somethin' like that! | |
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| Look... you've been recovered from the trash can. If you get all bent outta' shape, you really ARE trash! | |
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The "Tough as Snails" Award goes to:
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| Hey Crab, I bought a race car and painted a big red "S" on the side. Do you know why? | |
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| Because "S" is the first letter of "Screw you, Crab! You stole my girlfriend and I hate you!" | |
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| I'll get around to painting the rest eventually. | |
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The "Hot Lethal Injection" Award goes to:
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| Here in Texas, we have some unique Christmas traditions. | |
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| For example, in 49 states, people hang the mistletoe and kiss under it. | |
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| We don't hang the mistletoe in Texas. We give it a lethal injection. | |
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Like I said, good entries all around, and it was tough to pick a winner, but in the end, it goes to evil_d for "The Crab and Snail Show" for the best use of obscure characters and a great twist on an old joke.
I will also say that Edoggydog could have won for "Groovy! -Emergency!" in the event of a Kevin Tighe.
Nice job, evil_d, for your win in CC488. Make like Calgon and take us away!