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four_legged_tripod
Do what to who for how many jellybeans?

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So this comic competition is just like carbon monoxide, only different.  Hopefully, no one will be found dead afterwards.

So, here we go folks.  We'll go in order for our rules.

 

Colorless: All comics must be done in black, white, and or shades of gray only.  No color.  That includes the backgrounds and characters.

 

Odorless: Make sure your comic does not stink.

 

Tasteless: Comics must reference someone without one of their 5 senses or have a character without one of their 5 senses.

 

That's it.  Get to it.  I'll judge right before I black out.

 

 

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

11-22-11 7:00am (new)
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edoggydog
Comic Overlord

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11-22-11 10:27am (new)
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bigworm
FOUNDER OF WORDSMITHLESSNESS INC.

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CC 491: Fecaling in bed is not a black and white issue. by bigworm
11-22-11
Damn you!!! Look what you did!
Mocking my blindness will get you nowhere.
You shit in bed!
Mocking my inability to control my bowels is a low blow.
You get no jelly-beans until you clean that shit up.
Threatening my sweet tooth is diabolical, therefore I'm your advocate. It's as good as clean boss.

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bigworm

11-22-11 11:06am (new)
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choadwarrior
Crash Magnet

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Butterball by choadwarrior
11-24-11
One way or another, you're going to get stuffed.
So you have to answer one question, and I know you might think I have no taste, but...
Living or dead?

11-24-11 1:01pm (new)
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fpd
Doctor of Fine Parody

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CC491: A Black and White Sunday by fpd
11-26-11
Hallelujah! I was blind but now I see!
Something smells fishy here. I thought with nine eyes you would surely see something!
I wouldn't know. I don't have a nose. Anyway, I read the Bible and it opened my eyes.
So you read it with your eyes closed, and then it opened your eyes? Did you read it in braille and get faith-healed?
No, I read it in ignorance and got enlightened! I never realized before how much brutality and nonsense that book is filled with!
STFU! If you're not with Jesus, you're against him. It says so in the Bible!

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FPD is the foremost plague on discussion boards. Do your part to stomp out FPD.

11-26-11 7:25pm (new)
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mandingo
weak stream

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Starry night by mandingo
11-29-11
do you ever wonder if god's looking down on us? what he'd say if he talked to us?
sometimes... when i'm masturbating. i imagine him saying, "hey, nice cock." and i'll be, "Jesus!" and he's like, "what? i'm just admiring my workmanship. i made that cock, you know. i made all cocks.
"come over here and smack me around with it."
remember i need to see your lips to tell what you're saying
so i do, but i get a little carried away. he's black and blue with a fat lip, sobbing of course, and that's when shit starts getting CRAZY...

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what if nigger meant kite

11-29-11 11:59pm (new)
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kaufman
Director of Cats

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Slides from my Vacations by kaufman
12-01-11
This one was taken on our trip to North Dakota.
And this is us last year in San Francisco
And this one was taken from Stevie Wonder's visual cortex when he was playing at Madison Square Garden.
o/` You are the sunshine of my life....

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

12-01-11 6:30pm (new)
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RandomComicLayoutGuy
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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12-02-11 3:17pm (new)
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choadwarrior
Crash Magnet

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Jheri curl by choadwarrior
12-02-11
Your reaction is entirely wrong.
You may see a monstrous thicket of pubic hair, but you obviously aren't picking up on its captivating pheromones.
It's an afrodesiac.

12-02-11 11:06pm (new)
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mandingo
weak stream

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cc491: If I'm colorblind, I didn't just break two rules by mandingo
12-03-11
say, old bean. i invented a new turn of phrase today.
do tell!
say now in a future time, a physician's knife can turn chaps into ladies and ladies into chappies. then one might very well say, "once she has the surgery, he'll regret she ever did." see!
eGAD! it's like the future perfect tense but with fleshy bits and god's impotent rage!
you can almost see the poor fellow up there biting through his lower lip and shaking his clenched fist at us!
let's go graft extra buttocks onto our backsides and press him a hammy loaf!

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what if nigger meant kite

12-03-11 9:57pm (new)
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RandomComicLayoutGuy
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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mandingo wrote:

cc491: If I'm colorblind, I didn't just break two rules by mandingo
12-03-11
say, old bean. i invented a new turn of phrase today.
do tell!
say now in a future time, a physician's knife can turn chaps into ladies and ladies into chappies. then one might very well say, "once she has the surgery, he'll regret she ever did." see!
eGAD! it's like the future perfect tense but with fleshy bits and god's impotent rage!
you can almost see the poor fellow up there biting through his lower lip and shaking his clenched fist at us!
let's go graft extra buttocks onto our backsides and press him a hammy loaf!


I don't think it matters how many rules you break, four_legged_tripod has probably died in his sleep or he flew to Thailand for some ladyboy sex. 

12-05-11 3:59pm (new)
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mandingo
weak stream

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let's spray piss and paint all over this thread then. maybe tip some things over. nothing heavy though. and maybe onto pillows so we don't have to sweep afterwards. anyone have a back belt?

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what if nigger meant kite

12-05-11 5:36pm (new)
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TheGovernor
Talentless Hack

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Technicolor by TheGovernor
12-06-11
Lets watch a movie tonight, how about The Color Purple?
I don't fancy it
The Hunt for Red October? The Green Mile? A Clockwork Orange? Pretty in Pink? Blue Lagoon?
Nah...
Men in Black?
Now you're talking

 

Missed a rule unless you count not having taste in movies one of the senses.

12-06-11 3:12am (new)
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four_legged_tripod
Do what to who for how many jellybeans?

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Well, just got back from Thailand and... ladyboy sex?  Really?  I could have just driven to Jersey for that.  Oh well.  On to the show.

 

First off, thanks for entering those of you who did.  This contest went off a lot better in my head.

 

Coming in 3rd and getting the "Funny beacuse it's tasteless award" goes to:

Groovy! - Colorless, Odorless, and Tasteless. by edoggydog
11-22-11
I see everything not only in terms of black and white, but also in shades of gray...
Groovy!
[*BRAAAAAAAAAAP* ]
Nope. Can't smell a thing...
I TELL YOU MY BLIND DAUGHTER RECENTLY GOT PARALIZED FROM THE WAIST DOWN AND YOU SAY THE GOOD NEWS IS SHE CAN NOW DO ANAL WITHOUT MAKING A THAT WEIRD TAKING-IT-UP-THE-ASS FACE?? EEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!
Too soon?

 

Coming in 2nd and getting the "Funny because it's true award" goes to:

Starry night by mandingo
11-29-11
do you ever wonder if god's looking down on us? what he'd say if he talked to us?
sometimes... when i'm masturbating. i imagine him saying, "hey, nice cock." and i'll be, "Jesus!" and he's like, "what? i'm just admiring my workmanship. i made that cock, you know. i made all cocks.
"come over here and smack me around with it."
remember i need to see your lips to tell what you're saying
so i do, but i get a little carried away. he's black and blue with a fat lip, sobbing of course, and that's when shit starts getting CRAZY...

 

Coming in 1st and getting the "Funny because I know you're not really a Bush supporter award" goes to:

Jheri curl by choadwarrior
12-02-11
Your reaction is entirely wrong.
You may see a monstrous thicket of pubic hair, but you obviously aren't picking up on its captivating pheromones.
It's an afrodesiac.

 

It's all yours my friend.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

12-06-11 8:15am (new)
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edoggydog
Comic Overlord

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mandingo wrote:

let's spray piss and paint all over this thread then. maybe tip some things over. nothing heavy though. and maybe onto pillows so we don't have to sweep afterwards. anyone have a back belt?


I got kicked out of karate class and had to turn in my white belt

12-06-11 10:47am (new)
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edoggydog
Comic Overlord

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choadwarrior wrote:

Jheri curl by choadwarrior
12-02-11
Your reaction is entirely wrong.
You may see a monstrous thicket of pubic hair, but you obviously aren't picking up on its captivating pheromones.
It's an afrodesiac.


 

I didn't catch 'afrodesiac" the first time I read it, but now I did and it's heelarious!  Congrats

12-06-11 10:50am (new)
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choadwarrior
Crash Magnet

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Thanks, tripod. In creating this particular comic, I looked to Michael Jackson for inspiration. He was the one, you may recall, who sang, "it doesn't matter if you're black or white.". He was both, and he also didn't have a nose either.

I'm still thinking of a concept for the next concept. I'll try to get it up by tomorrow. I'll also try and post a new contest.

12-07-11 1:01pm (new)
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