It seems like just about every day I turn on the news and see some form religious douche-baggery that just makes me really, really glad that I'm agnostic and don't buy into that crap.

So, for CC 535, I want you to make a comic lampooning stupid religious practices, hypocrisy and generally dumb things religious people say or do. 

Other than that, there are no rules. I'll judge in a week or so.

Are old comics okay?  Because this is the kind of thing we do a lot of around here.

Here's a new one, though.

CC535: The appropriate response by evil_d 5-20-13

Whatcha drawin'? Picture of Mohammed.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Catholic Calisthenics by four_legged_tripod 5-20-13

Stand and kneel. Stand and kneel. Stand and kneel. Stand and kneel. Stand and kneel. Stand and kneel. I just had the weirdest dream that a priest was yelling our names at an old woman, Stan. Neil, it was a bad dream. Now go back to sleep, lover.

Rinse Your Mouth with Holy Water by four_legged_tripod 5-20-13

Stand. Sit. Kneel. *garble*

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Let's go with new comics if we can.

it's nice to have you back, mate!

to hell with him by JoeReichenbock 5-21-13

did you hear that deathtoradio is agnostic? he doesn't believe in the one true me, huh? well, to hell with him. get satan on the phone. luci? it's me. i need you to set aside some room for deathtoradio. i'll see what i can do. we need space made in the incestuous, pedophile, feltching fetish wing. but sir, deathtoradio is mentally retarded. shouldn't he be placed in... oh to hell with him! i'll just have him wear a helmet.

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death to deathtoradio

RCL no. 3427 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 5-21-13

So, what do you think of the Pope's new edict regarding gays in professional sports? Are you for it or against it? Hello..? HELLOOOOOO?? ANYBODY HOME????? (Ken wasn't getting the whole monk vow-of-silence thingy.) I'll just put you down as "no comment". Prick.

New comics it is, then.

CC535: Gleebvarism by evil_d 5-22-13

Can you believe it? Those heathen Gleebvarists went to court and said we can't even post the Nine Requirements in classrooms anymore! Well, hold on now. Just last week you were saying that kids shouldn't even be taught about Gleebvarism in school. Fair's fair, right? That's completely different! How so? Well... because Gleebvarism is wrong.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

RCL no. 3429 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 5-22-13

HI, GOD!! What are you doing? SACRIFICING A BUNNY RABBIT IN YOUR NAME!! Are you NUTS?? NO!! Oh, good... For a moment there I thought you were.

But, lest I come across as another sarcastic atheist hipster....

CC535: (PHNA) by evil_d 5-23-13

The Prophet Mohammed (Peace Be Upon Him) would never approve of terrorism. Islam is a peaceful religion! Oh yeah, well I talked to the Flying Spaghetti Monster (Praise His Noodly Appendage) and he told me you're full of crap, LOL. BEHOLD, MORTAL! IT IS I, THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER Jesus Christ! Uh, I mean... what do you ask of me, my Lord? SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT YOUR STUPID PRETEND RELIGION ALREADY

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

CC535: And The Worst Part Is, None Of Them Left A Tip by ZMannZilla 5-24-13

"After 20 years of bartending, it finally happened..." Well, lads, I had fun catching up with you, but I have to get back to the cathedral! Yeah, I gotta head back to the chapel myself - always a pleasure! Oy, I'm a bit too fershnickered to drive - can someone drop me off at the synagogue? "...and it was a total let-down." That... that wasn't funny at all!

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

CC 535: What could go wrong? by brycekain 5-25-13

I am the Prophet Mohammed! I am here to spread the homosexual agenda with bacon-flavored atheist buttplugs! I wonder if I'll get any hate mail for this one?

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

RCL no. 3430 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 5-25-13

Welcome back, Lazarus... Back from where? I just raised you back from the dead... Gee, thanks. I thought you'd be a little more grateful than this... I still owe my bookie 50,000 shekels!

CC 535: WHY MEN LIKE BEING RELIGIOUS LEADERS!-1 by bigworm 5-27-13

Honey, we must follow the 'Word of God'. The Bible says "And all the women shall take their man's serpent up their chubby butts." But my butt isn't 'chubby', plus it's really tight, and it would hurt. I just checked the Hebrew word for 'chubby', and it also means 'tight'. But it's gonna' hurt real bad, plus my butt's cherry. Plus I've had the 'runs' goin' on a week now. I know, and I want you to know that the serpent is pretty excited about all that, even though it makes me sick to my stomach. Boy oh boy! If you hadn't founded the 'I Hate Dirty Serpents' club just last week, I'd think you were trying to trick me.

CC 535: WHY MEN LIKE BEING RELIGIOUS LEADERS!-2 by bigworm 5-27-13

I know this is gonna' be tough for you. The Bible goes on to say, "If the wife spattereth the serpent with feces firm or runny, she shall... ...anger the serpent by lickingeth up every last smidgen of poop with the gusto of a kitty slurping sugar milk... amen." Oh dear Lord! This is horrible! But for the sake of being righteous in God's eye, I am ready to face the challenge! No honey, this is where the Bible says you gotta' "Turn the other cheek," remember? I should've written all this down.

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I guess I'll judge this one sometime tomorrow. Get your submissions in now.

CC 535: How We Get Stuff... Amen! by bigworm 5-30-13

Let us beg...

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CC 535: ISLAM HELPS CHRISTIANITY MAKE HEADWAY!!! by bigworm 5-30-13

And when you find him... cut his head off!!! Betcha' can't cut it off with just one whack! NOW WE'RE ROLLING!!!

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Judgement day hath cometh! 

I'd like to send an honorable mention to Evil_D for Gleebarism. It would have been cool to see some more ET based religious schtick.

On to the winner. I had to go with this one, because it's usually how I look at religious people when they are spewing their nonesense. So here's our winner:

RCL no. 3429 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 5-22-13

HI, GOD!! What are you doing? SACRIFICING A BUNNY RABBIT IN YOUR NAME!! Are you NUTS?? NO!! Oh, good... For a moment there I thought you were.

Take it away Random!

I win?  YAY!  (Is that a collective groan I'm hearing?)

Thanks for the nod DR.  I'll have a new CC up by this weekend...

deathtoradio wrote:

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 So here's our winner:

Take it away Random!

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