Wow Wee!  I've defaulted my putred self into winning two (count em T-W-O) contests in just a few minutes.  The stars must be lining up for me.  Next thing you know I'll get a mention among the "top rated" comics.  

*cricket...cricket...cricket...*

Sorry!  I got carried away.  Anyway...I liked the last format so well that we're gonna do it again except for this one difference.  You can use a new or old comic but somewhere in the dialogue must appear the sentence......"Yumpin Yiminy! I can't believe she ate the whole thing!"

RCD50: Yumpin Yehosiphat. by iconoclastic 10-21-13

WTF??? Body! Where are you? Just a little closer to my mouth, and you're gone too!!! Chest!!! Legs!!! Beloved face! Why aren't you there? shlurp... shlurp!!! "Yumpin Yiminy! I can't believe she ate the whole thing!" Give yourself some time. Just a little closer. You'll believe it in awhile.

RCD50: Beware professors in 'HIEROGLYPHICS 101" by bigworm 10-26-13

Okay class, in this first hieroglyph we have two cavemen boasting about their sexual exploits. One caveman said to the other caveman "Yumpin Yiminy! I can't believe she ate the whole thing!" What do you think he might have been referring to?

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bigworm

i've lost track. what is the category here?

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woof

Contest Cancelled due to brain death of its creator!

RCD 50: Ain't Dead YET, Motherfucker! by brycekain 6-30-14

Is there a sign on my back? Yup, it says "Yumpin Yiminy! I can't believe she ate the whole thing!" *sigh* What? It's an old secret Cantisano Family code. It means "The Creator should judge this contest in-spite of being dead." Is this a Ragu joke?

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

the enemy's gate is down, also rcd 50 by arbi 6-30-14

yumping yimminy! it's monday night, almost bedtime. i'm at the clinic in waukegan. i'm number 23, and they only need 18, so they will probably send me home tomorrow, but that could change. i can't believe just watched most of ender's game again. a guy i know brings a hard drive with lots of movies - i missed the one about the spelling bee, because i've been sleeping after driving all night. forgot to get a shower today. there's a downpour outside. she ate the whole thing since i don't know yet how long i'm here, i had to leave behind boxes of bananas and bread, but i did pick up a box of books. i can feel myself coming down with a cold, so even if i get in i could wash out. it's from when i got rained on in columbus saturday.

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woof

So, claiming to be being dead doesn't get me off the hook for judging this contest, eh?  Ok...Ok...I'm giving the win to "bigworm"!

Who knew death came with so much responsibility?

DAMMIT!!

RCL no. 4180 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 7-01-14

We now look in on Planet KMG-365... Yumpin.....yiminy. You can't believe she ate the whole thing? Heh, heh, heh... Oil..................... ......................... ......................... ..................can. YOUR GOD CAN'T SAVE YOU NOW, BUTTFACE!!!!

Imagine I'm speaking to you in a death-like monotone Austrian accented voice, like that guy in 'The Terminator'.

NEVER USE HAIR-CONDITIONER ON YOUR BONE FOR 4 DAYS IN A ROW. IT MAY FEEL GOOD, BUT IT WILL TURN YOUR 'COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO' SKIN INTO A CRUMPLY PAPER-LIKE MATERIAL WHICH THEN REQUIRES A HEALING PERIOD OF UNKNOWN DURATION. JUST DON'T DO IT IN THE FIRST PLACE. OK, YOU CAN TRY IT ONCE WITHOUT HURTING ANYTHING, BUT THEN STOP AND RETURN TO USING SOME KIND OF MOISTURIZING CREAM. THIS WILL ALLOW ONE TO SAVE WHATEVER MASTURBATORY CAPACITY ONE STILL HAS, NOTWITHSTANDING OF COURSE ANY OTHER SYSTEM FAILURES ONE MAY ALREADY HAVE SUFFERED IN THAT DEPARTMENT i.e., 'THE DEPARTMENT OF MASTURBATORY CAPACITY'. IF YOU ALREADY SUFFER FROM 'ZERO MASTURBATORY CAPACITY' a.k.a. '100% MASTURBATORY INCAPACITY', THEN YOU ARE (for all intents and purposes), ALREADY DEAD. THUS ANY MESSAGES WHATSOEVER REGARDING 'BONE HEALTH' i.e. *JIGGA JIGGA* SHALL BE (not should be), CLASSIFIED UNDER THE BRAND NEW CATEGORICAL CLASSIFICATION OF... (insert *TRUMPET FANFARE*)... add 3 second pause... add 1 more 3 second pause... and go with announcement-> 'MOOTLESS' a.ka. "I'M SO SORRY TO HEAR THAT." PERHAPS AN ICE-CREAM CONE OF THE 'SOFT' GENRE COULD QUELL YOUR DISTRESS. GIVE IT A SHOT... OR NOT. AT THIS POINT I DON'T FEEL I CAN OFFER HOPE OF ANY KIND. I WASN'T AWARE THAT I WOULD ARRIVE AT THIS STATE OF MIND, AND OFFER MY SINCERE APOLOGIES IF THE ABOVE MESSAGE HAS BEEN WRONGFULLY INTERPRETED AND/OR OTHERWISE MISREAD. PLEASE HAVE A GOOD DAY, AND REMEMBER TO WEAR A CONDOM IF ONLY TO THINK YOU'RE STILL IN THE GAME.

Wow! I just channeled Arnold. 

Thanks ragu4u, I'll be back shortly with a new RCD....

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bigworm