I made these comics ages ago, the only audience I had back then were Andydougan and Tinman, but now you can all share in the joy!!

the most fickle, idiotic, naive and shallow species on earth by KajunFirefly 6-30-01

Jeanette has had enough of her boyfriend treating her like crap and pours her heart out to Kajun... he doesn't ever say he loves me, he always goes out with his mates, he never buys me presents, I hate men, they're all bastards!! Your too good for a guy like that, he doesn't know what a good thing he has, if you were going out with someone like...... Gareth "Beefcake" McChauvenist turns up! hey, where have you been, get in my car, I want some sex before I go to football! Oh Gareth, you're such a tease! Ok, I'll just get my car keys! Only Shannon Tweed can help our hero now! vrrrrrooooommmmm, screeeeeech ....someone, like, me. (sigh)

Face it kid, your gonna die alone! by KajunFirefly 6-30-01

What really annoys me is that all I hear is "my boyfriend's an asshole", but here I am, as understanding and sensitive as I can be, and no girl wants me! you will find the girl of your dreams one day, you'll find that girl and marry her and it will be perfect! but, I'm only 19, I don't want a relationship! I just want sex and a cheap night here or there, but when I try, I just get "your too nice!". HOW IS THAT A BAD THING?? put it this way Kajun, the "nice" girls are the geeks, the fat birds, the drama group! so if I want sex, It has to be with them? no, sadly the good looking popular girls like me are the only ones who put out, the nice girls are looking for a relationship!

Divine Intervention! by KajunFirefly 6-30-01

Kajun asks Jesus' advice on women! Jesus, please, help me, I'm becoming more and more depressed because everyone around me has a girl, but I dont, I just want to be loved, if only for a day! I don't know if you've noticed all the nails, and the big cross and everything, I mean, it's not like I'm here trying to get a suntan! I mean, I watch the TV shows, listen to the music, study the films, I try to be what they want me to be, but girls just see me as a friend, some actually think I'm gay! You know, asking a two thousand year old dead virgin isn't the best idea! maybe I should ask myself what I'm really looking for, maybe this goes deeper than just sex! maybe you should ask yourself why your seeing Jesus in your bedroom, you could have at least hallucinated about me without the cross, this fucking hurts!!

Divine Intervention! II by KajunFirefly 6-30-01

Kajun asks God for advice.. Our Father, who art in heaven, Hallo, Kajun's the name. I was wondering, how do I get a girl into bed?? I asked Jesus, but he wasn't any help! Well, it took me a while to work this one out, but, basically the whole process involves Shepherds, Wisemen, a barn, various farm animals, an angel and an unsuspecting virgin! I was thinking more along the lines of getting her drunk then spouting cheese ball lines till she sucks me off in a taxi! Well, things were different in my day!

Calico by KajunFirefly 6-30-01

hey kid, like the shirt, what can I do for you? I'm having trouble getting a girl, now, I don't want a relationship, I don't want a baby, I'm not gay, and I don't want anything involving wisemen or shepherds!!! I just want to know how to get laid! sodomise! no, you seem to have misunderstood, I'm wondering..... SODOMISE, SODOMISE, SODOMISE!!!

[Click to view comic: '2nite the part of Shannon Tweed will be played by a penguin!']

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I just wanted to seperate the strips, because they are kind of different stories, ignore the titles as nearly all of them make no sense.

note: Andydougan makes a brief appearance in this mini-series:

the man with the silver toungue! by KajunFirefly 7-20-01

I really want a guy who's funny, intelligent, caring, sensitive.... ug! vrrrrroooommmm!!!! sccreeeeccchh!!!

The man with the silver toungue part 2! by KajunFirefly 7-20-01

Kajun and his mate Bullfrog go clubbing... there's a lot of girls tonight, I'm going to try and pull that red head over there! yeah, you should, I'm not going to bother pulling, I'm just here for a laugh with my mates, besides, it's so shallow and empty. hey! ug!

a guy like me by KajunFirefly 7-20-01

he used me Kajun, we went back to mine, had sex then he left without a word, I'm such a loser....I'll never find true love... ug!? HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!

morning wood by KajunFirefly 7-21-01

Kajun, after all I've been through, you've always been there to comfort me and I realise that the man of my dreams has been staring me straight in the face, I've realised that I love you and always have, all those men I dated where just to get your attention, well, now I have it, I love you and want to be with you, take me now behind the bushes! (zzzzzzzz)

the room with 17 corners by KajunFirefly 7-21-01

you know Andy, guys like you and me are ignored by today's society, it's not like they have segments for us in FHM or photo's of us in MORE magazine, we are confined to Mtv2 or Kevin Smith films! Jeanette could never fall for a guy like me, she's been programmed to like big jock guys who are only interested in nights of wild animal sex, guy's who wont care about her the next day, guys who.... .....you've slept with her haven't you? um....yeah!

[Click to view comic: 'alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.one-man-orgy']

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Worst thing (for men) to say(when women say the worst thing) by Drexle 9-14-01

You're a sweet guy, and you're just what I'm looking for, but I just like you too much to want to date you. You're such a good friend to me. Well fuck you, ya smelly cunt! I can't believe I ever wanted to be with you, what with all your hangups and insecureties.... Bitch! You make me fucking sick! How could you be so mean to me? God, I... I... You what? You hate me now? Good, now that you don't "like me too much" anymore, how about we go out Saturday? *Crying!* Bitch!

It's not part of a series or anything... just wanted to share the pain.

definitely my sense of humour Drexle!

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Fuck it, I might aswell just use this thread to post my comics, works for Crabby!

Trapdoor part 1 by KajunFirefly 7-23-01

bang bang bang bang bang bang bang, ba-bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang! [saw noises] bang bang, rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, bzzzzzzzz, bang bang, bzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, bang bang bang..... it's, it's, IT'S ALIVE!!!!

Trapdoor part 2 by KajunFirefly 7-23-01

ha ha, my creation is complete, I have created my own perfect android woman, yes, someone who'll love me, someone who'll appreciate me... now all I have to do is slap on some skin, some hair, some make up, some breasts, nice clothes, a feminine voice unit..... YOU SUPERFICIAL BASTARD!

trapdoor part 3 by KajunFirefly 7-23-01

your right, I was being superficial, I suppose if I'd learned anything from my past experiences it's that nothing hurts more than someone not appreciating you for what you are, someone..... ug! vrrrrooooooooommm screeeeeeeeeeech!!!!

trapdoor part 4 by KajunFirefly 7-23-01

oH kAjUn, He UsEd Me!! He OnLy WaNtEd Me FoR mY bOdY! AaAaAaAaAaAaHh!!!!! My BrAiN, mY bEaUtIfUlL bRaIn, WhY aRe YoU dOiNg ThIs To Me??? WhY???

trapdoor part 5 by KajunFirefly 7-23-01

ok, I realise that I made a mistake, but, I've altered your program to ignore macho idiots, I've programmed you to like sensitivity and kindness, real emotion. ug! ErRoR 407653X, InVaLiD rEfErEnCe!!! Eurika! Success, now, let's go have mindless sex! EeEe, YoU iNsEnSiTiVe BaStArD, i HaTe YoU, bOo HoO!

[Click to view comic: 'trapdoor part 6'][Click to view comic: 'ooh, the irony is delicious!'][Click to view comic: 'at this point, Murdoch's cigar would be at a 75° angle!'][Click to view comic: 'a tear jerking reunion!'][Click to view comic: 'just like Summerslam '94!'][Click to view comic: 'The Doors'][Click to view comic: 'rocker-shocker'][Click to view comic: 'unlawfull use of other people's characters!'][Click to view comic: 'testament'][Click to view comic: 'testament 2'][Click to view comic: '12 angry men!'][Click to view comic: 'Big Trouble in Little China'][Click to view comic: 'The crying game!']

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shit, looks like no-one's interested, I knew I shouldn't have bothered!

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fear not Kajun, if you post them, they will come!

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Come ahead then!

but how can you be so sure? I mean, just because people post in the "Read My Damn Comics" forum, it doesn't mean they're going to get read. Hell, I ignore most of them myself!

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yes, but that's because the reply number is pretty low, if you see a post with more than 10 replies, you tend to open it to see what's going on, by the time they figure out our ruse, they'll have read your comics and pissed out their own kidney laughing, you'll be on everyone's favourites before the week's over!

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Come ahead then!

I simply couldnt post for laughing.

And Besides. Youre featuring Andy in your strips , so hes stopped thinking of me as his stalker. Thus , i can get back to writing funny stuff instead of crap stuff featuring Dougan.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

I saw the humongous posting when it first went up, and it scared me away.

However, I just read the series, and I liked it very much. *applause*

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

Why thank you DexX!

The thing is, I've done about 3 massive postings in the past week and basically put up the "best of" from the past 6 months.

So I guess I wont be posting here until....May 2002?

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You hear from my lawyers first thing in the morning, Kajun.

Andy has Joe Beltrammi on his speed dial.

ph33r.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

I just sat back and laughed my ass off at the whole thing. I love these kinds of comic. What I'm trying to figure out is why I haven't added you to my favorites list. Oh well, time to fix that.

last post of the year

Comic 200, the last one of the year! by KajunFirefly 12-31-01

so, this is Kajun's 200th comic then? yup, and it's his last one of 2001! well at least it'll be remember for something. it sure as hell isn't going to be remembered for the punchline!

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYBODY!!

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Personally, I feel "Anal Reflections" is a better thread name!

oh, look, now MY thread is sitting at the top!

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