So arbi made a point that we could pass around this contest between three of us, so I thought what the hell. I was just going to give this thing up. So since arbi wanted to go ahead, arbi became the inspiration for the background.

Finish this comic any way you want. 

FTC 171 by four_legged_tripod 12-17-13

So, I'm very excited about being here for open mic night. Let's start out with a "knock, knock" joke. Knock, knock!

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

This may look like I didn't follow the template but I did...kinda!  I just didn't want a big pink ass turning my work pornographic.

FTC Open Mic Night by brycekain 12-20-13

So, I'm very excited about being here for open mic night. Let's start out with a "knock, knock" joke. Knock, knock! Fuck you. Excuse me? I'm here to talk about MY feelings! Not your damn knock knock jokes! Which, might I add, my mother HATES! She knew you'd never amount to anything! I should've listened to her and married Bob instead! Maybe I should come back when it's not-so-open mic night... Oh THAT'S right! Go ahead! Run away from your problems like your father always did. Lousy good for nothing! And would it kill you to put the toilet seat down every now and then??

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ready, willing, brycekain and able by arbi 1-03-14

ftc 171 entry So, I'm very excited about being here for open mic night. Let's start out with a "knock, knock" joke. Knock, knock! Knock, and the door shall be opened. Seek,and ye shall find. Ask, and it shall be given. Lucky Luke 11:9. Wait, what? Um,ok, can i have a banana? here is your curved yellow fruit. do this in rememberence of me. johnny quest 6:53 i should have asked for a new volvo. or whirled peas.

i think bryce is the obvious winner so far

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woof

Flattery will get you everywhere, sir :)

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FTC171: IF ARBI'S THE INSPIRATION, THEN ARBI'S THE 'BUTT'! by bigworm 1-15-14

So, I'm very excited about being here for open mic night. Let's start out with a "knock, knock" joke. Knock, knock! Who's there? My bad, I left something out. "My bad, I left something out who?" No really. I left this out... knock näk/ verb... 1. strike a surface noisily to attract attention, esp. when waiting to be let in through a door.

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bigworm

you should probably formally declare brycekain the winner so we can move on. i enjoyed these. it's all about me.

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woof

arbi wrote:

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you should probably formally declare brycekain the winner so we can move on. i enjoyed these. it's all about me.

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Wait, what? Shit. Ok, I'll post something soon.

In all honesty, I thank you and I have AIDS.

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