After a brief episode of forgetfulness, I remembered that I was to post a new CC. It's difficult to predict what might interest enough strippers such that several would enter a given CC. Then I remembered Hitler, and how invigorating a subject he is, and how nice it is to poke fun at him without having to worry about him killing us for doing so.

This CC hopes to explore the relationship Hitler had with his grandmother.

So the rules are:

1.) Hitler has to make an appearance at least one time in the comic.

2.) You choose the character you want to be Hitler.

3.) Hitler's grandmother must be the 'Granny' character from the 'dexx' category (and like Hitler), she must also make at least one appearance in the comic.

4.) Everything else  is up to everyone else.

Judging in about 10 days to 2 weeks.

CC572: Hitler and his Grams [example comic] by bigworm 2-06-14

Grandma-ma, did you make mein cookies yet? No, because when I went next door to borrow a cup of sugar, they were all dead! You've been a bad neighbor!!!

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bigworm

RCL no. 3898 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 2-06-14

Hi, Adolf... Mom? Yes, it's me. Dressed up in a bunnysuit. I'm trying to get around bigworm's bullshit contest rule about me having to be the grandmother from the dexx character list. Well, knowing what a rule-nazi bigworm is, I don't think this going to fly... DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES RCLG HAS TO HIT THE RANDOM COMIC BUTTON JUST TO TRY FIND A LAYOUT WITH GRANNY IN IT???? WELL, MAYBE IF WE PROMISE NOT TO TELL ANYONE THAT MANDINGO ALREADY DID A HITLER-THEMED CC, HE WON'T DISQUALIFY OUR COMIC!!!!

CC572: It sounded fun at first. by iconoclastic 2-07-14

Achtung you all! Me und Granny are goink to make eine train und pullink you round. chugga chugga chugga chugga Jew! Jew!

iconoclastic wrote:

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CC572: It sounded fun at first. by iconoclastic 2-07-14

Achtung you all! Me und Granny are goink to make eine train und pullink you round. chugga chugga chugga chugga Jew! Jew!

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CC 572: If only she hadn't had such a thick accent ... by kaufman 2-10-14

Hmmmm ... der fridge is very full and der bottle of Welch's Grape just has a few more sips in it. Hey Adolf! Yes, Grossmutti? Honey, vhy don't you go und kill off der Joos?

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

So Vernon Vitler Thinks He Can Dance by brycekain 2-12-14

Mein name is Vernon VITLER! NOT ADOLF HITLER! Whatever, buddy. Listen your grandma sounds like she's got a cricket up her laden struddle or something. What's going on? oh... jes, she is feeling of the anger ever since I audition for American TV show with the singing and the dancing. Oh no... MY GRANDSON IS PRANCING AROUND IN LEDERHOSEN ON JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL TV SHOW?!?! JERRY!!!!!!!!!!! JERRY!!!!!!!!!!! JERRY!!!!!!!!!!!

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

CC572: From birth to death, Hitler didn't change a lot.

Nobody saw the signs. Mommy's busy, so grandma's gonna' watch you. "Mommy's busy" my fuckin' ass!!! You'd better yank a tit and feed me, or somebody's gonna' die!!!

by iconoclastic, 2-12-14

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

Hitler XXX by four_legged_tripod 2-13-14

Oh, Granny! Ja! Give it to me! Oh, das iz goot! You're hitting it zo hard I'm gonna shits on your leggen! Granny? Vas is das? Adolph! Don't look! You need to learn how to knock virst! And that, kids, was the inception of German porn. On a side note, it's also the origins of the sex act of shitting on your partner's leg called "knockwursting".

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

CC by HCRoyall 2-13-14

How vas your day, Adolf? It vas fine, Mein Granny. Mein total kill count is now 6 million Jews und one professional wrestler. Vhy zee professional wrestler? I told you no vun cared about zee Jews! Ha ha! But seriously. He challenged for mein heavyweight belt.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Groovy! - Yeah, this one's kinda weak by edoggydog 2-13-14

Next on the History Channel: The REAL Story of Hitler... AAAAAAAAA!!! AAAAAAAAA!!! DIE!!! DIE!!!! NO, ADOPLH!!! I DIDN'T SAY KILL ALL THE CHU'S!!!!

CC572: ACHTUNG!!! AMERIKANER SENSE OF HUMOR!!! by iconoclastic 2-17-14

Adolph!!! Dinner is ready! In a minuten Granny, I'm gettink ready for ze costume party! Vat you tink? I like it, but you are lookink best ven you are ze Grim Reaper.

CC572: Ya Granny, das ist my middle name! by cutelittledoggy 2-17-14

Adolph! What are you doing? Just killing a couple inferior scums! You're making sure to bless everything first? Ya Granny, every ting is kosher.

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Still working on tawdry.

CC572: "Dr. Mengele, please report to der back door!" by iconoclastic 2-18-14

Hitler holds interviews for position of 'Camp Doctor'. Der 1st question. So, Herr Mengele, do you prefer adults or ze little children? Vat side of der bed am I vakink up on? Der 2nd question. Let's say dis is my dead Granny. Vat is ze first part of der autopsy you vould do? I vould prevent body gas escape mit mein blutwurstplug. Den I vould force her to clean it mit her tung. Den over und over mit mein plug. Den more tung verk, und more plug verk, den... Ach ya! Come mit me Granny. My new doctor vil give you a free autopsy to find out vat you vil be dyink from. I hope he can help mit der rash on my hiney holen.

RCL no. 3918 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 2-18-14

Adolf? Ah, scheisse... Vy are you dressed up like me? I haf a gud explanation, nana. I hope it's not zat you haf some varped sexual fantasy of me und you like vearing zat outfit vile stroking off on zee german shepherd's genitals as za kitty licks your rectum! Zen, I don't haf a gud explanation.

Groovy! - A little inside German humour by edoggydog 2-20-14

Hey, nana... Did you hear the one about the german woman who was sexually attacked by twelve Americans? No, Adolf... What happened? She yelled, "NEIN!! NEIN!!" So, three left. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Join us next time or another episode of "Inside German Humour"... Heiter!

Again, I appreciate the response to Hitler! He has a uranium-like quality.

I don't know how he did it, but R.C.L.G. called it way back in the beginning.

THE WINNER IS 'ICONOCLASTIC' for his first entry, bolstered by his subsequent entries.

R.C.L.G. came in a close 2nd with his prohetic statement as well as his final entry, which was the second to the last entry in the contest.

1st PLACE: 

CC572: It sounded fun at first. by iconoclastic 2-07-14

Achtung you all! Me und Granny are goink to make eine train und pullink you round. chugga chugga chugga chugga Jew! Jew!

2nd PLACE:

RCL no. 3918 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 2-18-14

Adolf? Ah, scheisse... Vy are you dressed up like me? I haf a gud explanation, nana. I hope it's not zat you haf some varped sexual fantasy of me und you like vearing zat outfit vile stroking off on zee german shepherd's genitals as za kitty licks your rectum! Zen, I don't haf a gud explanation.

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bigworm

Thanks bigworm. I'll be posting a new CC in about 10 minutes.

his was so simple, and so silly, yet funnier than scheisse!  that's why I called it