EGADS!  You mean I've actually won a CC and the right to make the next competition?  Armegeddon MUST be right around the corner for sure.  Therefore, to celebrate the fact that we all will soon be NO MORE, I've decided to make CC 577 about the bitter end.  The bitter end of that missing Malaysian Flight 370. 

Your mission, if you decide to accept it, is to make a new 3 panel comic which states YOUR OWN theory of what actually went down  (oops....poor phrase choice)  happened with that flight.  Yeah...I know it's a morbid topic but, hey, consider the source.  Anyhoo, have fun creating.  I'll judge it after an appropriate length of time OR after nobody enters...which ever comes first!  Let the games begin!

Groovy! - Malaysia? MYLANTA®!! by edoggydog 4-15-14

I just spent a week in Malaysia... I'm about to catch a plane to mainland China... Groovy! But, the food here is giving me a lot of gas... I hope it's a short flight. I'm sure you'll be fine, Butch.

Fairy Sneeze by four_legged_tripod 4-09-14

AHHHH CHOOO! Sorry! My bad! On the plus side, we no longer have to sit through "Jack and Jill" anymore...

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

cc577. 3 conspiracy theories trending on reddit. by arbi 4-15-14

daddy, what does this button do? I am Rhom. Welcome abord the Rhombus. We will be cruising at an altitude of 370 feet. Our copilot today is Mal. Mal Asian. These earthlings are no match for our puny weapons.

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woof

CC by HCRoyall 4-16-14

Man, what a rough day. Yeah, but at least you caught those problems before that plane took to the air again. Yeah, with all those problems 370's going to be grounded for a while. Thanks for filling out the paperwork while I was getting my tools. 370? I thought you said 730...

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

RCL no. 39 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 8-09-05

Oh, shit! Butch! What did you do? Nothing, Captain Roger... I go to the aft bathroom to join the "Mile High Club" with Bambi the flight attendant, and when I come out, the roof of the airplane is missing! I, um, thought I'd get an early start on those minor repairs you wanted me to do... Not while we're in flight, bonehead!

Planet WTF: CC577 - The Mystery of Flight 370 by brycekain 4-17-14

At the flight deck door... Sir, you have to sit down during take off. My name is Officer Biz Tandynuts and I'm the Federal Marshal. There's been an emergency! Please give the pilot our new landing coordinates. Whew! I'm glad we landed safely! Where are we anyway? Richard Gere's butt.

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

I tried to make it 3 panels, but the last two seemed superfluous.

CC577: THE PREDESTINATION OF FLIGHT MH370

I'm here with the Director of Malaysian Airways. Can you give us any insight into the planes's disappearance?

by iconoclastic, 4-21-14

CC577: Flight 370

Fine, fine!! We'll bring your cat some Jameson! Well it's a little late for that now.

by evil_d, 4-22-14

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

A nice selection of entries so far, I must say, but I'm still giving ya'll a day or two more till I judge this puppy!  Or as they say in the saloon business....."LAST CALL"!

A truly great cross section of comic ideas.  I have had my own theories on this flight but ya'll have shown me some new insights.  However, you haven't come here to listen to me blather on so without further ado, the winner is...........

HCRoyall! 

Thanks to ALL for entering.  It's nice to see an interest being taken by more than just one or two people.

Huzzah!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.