Bring me your xanthareels, your tired zebrines, your quizicle zygotes, your quick brown foxes....... 

Thanken ye to Bigworm for the nod in 582 though techno chicanary has stopped him acknowledging this forum wise yet.  Time to let loose the next Comic Competition.

So the rules this time are as follows;

1) Include a rhyming couplet somewhere in your comic (or make your entire comic rhyme if you prefer)

2) Use every letter of the alphabet at least once

3) Bonus points awarded if you use unusual word(s), or words that have fallen out of common use

The international house of Logorrhea (link) could be a good chevisance for your persuings in this area.

Have at it.

CC by HCRoyall 7-10-14

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog. For first date small talk, that's quixotic; it makes you seem weird and neurotic. Yeah, I got nothing. I'll spring for dessert. Zabaglione, please!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

RCL no. 4195 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 7-10-14

♫ ♫ A horse is a horse, of course, of course, and no one can talk to a horse, of course... ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ...especially Mr. Ed's wife who's suing him for divorce because he's an asshole, of course, of course! ♫ ♫ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... FU-U-U-U-U-UCK YOU-U-U-U-U-U!!

Upselling by four_legged_tripod 7-10-14

Pack my box with five dozen liquor jugs. Only if my dick gets five dozen friendly tugs. Five dozen friendly tugs for five dozen liquor jugs? Unless, of course, the jugs you seek are found on my sister, the slutty freak. So if I want to wet my beak, your sister freak is what I seek? You know what? I'm too tired for this. 500 bucks. She's out back by the dumpster.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

RCL no. 4196 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 7-10-14

It rhymes with Venus? I'll give you a hint: penis. Penis? You're a fucking genius!

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

Groovy! - Just going through the motions by edoggydog 7-11-14

♫ A, B, C, D, E, F, G... ♫ ♫ ...H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P. ♫ ♫ Q, R, S, T, U, V... ♫ ♫ ...W, X, Y and Z. ♫ *Technically, two unusual words that have fallen out of common use. Now, if you'll excuse me... My logorrhea* is acting up. Groovy*!

CC 583: You Didn't Say Which Alphabet by kaufman 7-11-14

I'm so hungry I beta could eta whole lambda and omega slice of alfalpha pi, and here I am omicrons from a cow. Iota eat it right now.  Mu  So thetas my idea for a nu end of the world psi-phi film. Zeta hit in your opinion, or am I miss-sigma mark? They'll love it around the Great Lakes, places like Chi-cago and Upsilon-ti. Xi tauld you before, epsilon rhoad to getting kids and their gammas to both like it. The movie took off like a Delta jet from Bangor to Encino. If there's a letter I did forget, I'll buy you a kappaccino.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

CC 583: School Rules by kaufman 7-11-14

You're bloody crazy. No, just lazy.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

The Remorseful Infant (CC 583 Remix) by DrMorton 7-11-14

When letting my eyes gaze over the wall/That hours before had looked oh so fine/I realized that fingerpainting the lot of it all/Was to be considered the most hideous crime. Then I examined my fingers, the stains of red/Which sight made me think even more/If upon planning the art in my head/I Should have questioned the use of gore. Gaining my last insight I trembled with fear / It drove me to deeply regret what I did / Killing the nanny had been a foolish idea / For my diapers just filled with shit.

CC583: You said "persuings", but did you mean "perusings"? by bigworm 7-19-14

Ass, bastard, cunt, dick, err... fuckwad, gobbler, ho, idiot, jerk, ka-ka, limpy, mal-adjusted... You don't even know what 'mal-adjusted' means you nit-witted, ogrish, poop-pile queer-bait, ravi shankar hater, twit, under achiever, vile weenie, x-ray technician, non zulu!!! So, you want to argue over the the meaning of 'mal-adjusted' or not? A logomachy with you? You are the living embodiment of 'mal-adjusted'. You win!

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bigworm

Like a turkey nearing christmas or a fox sitcom reaching its third episode, your time is almost up. 

You have one whole english day* for any last minute entries.

(*a standard day but with space either side for a cup of tea and a crumpet) 

Hark! 

Well I hope you all found this full of jollification.

Or maybe it was a painful manifestation

in any case fear not for the time is nigh

to judge this motherfucker, because everything rhymes with motherfucker. 

This has actually been a tough one to judge, some excellent entries all round,  but as Professor Smirkington from the university of Larks once said; "Even bees have testicles" 

So on that note,  

Hon mentions

HCRoyall  for best use of zabaglione in a punchline

the four legged for taking rhyming to the next level

Ragu for some awesome rules shoehorning  

And while I appreciate edogs literal lazyness Id be remiss if I didn't give props and the award this time to

KAUFMAN 

for both entries,  notably this sublime addition to his oeuvre

CC 583: You Didn't Say Which Alphabet by kaufman 7-11-14

I'm so hungry I beta could eta whole lambda and omega slice of alfalpha pi, and here I am omicrons from a cow. Iota eat it right now.  Mu  So thetas my idea for a nu end of the world psi-phi film. Zeta hit in your opinion, or am I miss-sigma mark? They'll love it around the Great Lakes, places like Chi-cago and Upsilon-ti. Xi tauld you before, epsilon rhoad to getting kids and their gammas to both like it. The movie took off like a Delta jet from Bangor to Encino. If there's a letter I did forget, I'll buy you a kappaccino.

Felicitaitons