Hello all!

So, time travel, eh? You can go back in time, and forward in time. Sometimes you only go back in time because something you did in the past causes it, like in Terminator 2, when terminators are only invented because a terminator went back in time and a scientist found it. Or in REDACTED when REDACTED happens because REDACTED.

So I want you all to make crazy strips that mess with the space-time continuum! 

"How do I do that?" I hear you ask, well - here's how:

ALL COMICS MUST MAKE SENSE REGARDLESS OF WHETHER PANELS ARE READ IN FORWARD OR REVERSE ORDER.

So I could read them 1, 2, 3 or I could read them 3,2,1. Each individual panel will always be read forwards, though.

THE FIRST AND THIRD PANEL CANNOT BE IDENTICAL

Judging will be some time last week.

I think I got it. Not quite sure. Here's my attempt. Let me know if I'm on the right track.

Real Life: Money Can't Buy You... Well, Sometimes it Can by four_legged_tripod 11-14-14

So... does mom have any money? Were you not listening to me? You have to work for it. You have to know how to get what you want. Dad, I want to get into Sarah Allen's pants. I don't think 20 bucks is going to get you there.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

RCL no. 4395 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 11-14-14

*r-i-i-i-i-i-i-ing* Hello? BEEP! BEEP! What the..? YOU'RE DEAD!! I KILLED YOU IN THIS VERY ROOM FIVE YEARS AGO!!!! Yeah, but before you killed me, I went five years forward in time to make this phone call. Oh... Well, that makes total SENSE.

Groovy! - Meanwhile, back at brycekain's secret lair... by edoggydog 11-14-14

Oh, shit... I posted a comment in one of my comics as Pandeist thinking it was me. Now, everyone will know that brycekain is also Pandeist! Planet WTF!! I'll just go back in time and delete this comic before the other strippers discover my secret. Groovy! Meanwhile, back at edoggydog's home... Ah, shit... I just posted a comic as RandomComic-LayoutGuy! I better go back in time and delete this before the other strippers discover my secret.

Time Travel by HCRoyall 11-15-14

Grant, realizing what a mess it made of his life, went back in time to stop himself from attempting suicide. Initially he is successful, but Future-Grant disintegrates because he has removed his reason for travelling backwards in time and creating a paradox. Distraught at having unwittingly caused his own demise, Grant kills himself out of sorrow. The Aristocrats.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Futurholic by Pandeist 11-15-14

Sorry buddy, this bar doesn't serve time travelers. Hi!! I've come from the future, and I'd like to buy a drink!!

The Cave of Woe by Pandeist 11-15-14

I've come from the future to warn you not to go into the Cave of Woe. What? The Cave of "Woah!!"? That sounds awesome. I'm serious, bro, look what happens to you if you don't listen to me!! Yeah. I might end up looking like a total douchebag like you!! HAHA!! So it's right through there.... have fun. The Cave of "Woah!!" Awesome!!

Monolithic by Pandeist 11-16-14

Two million years earlier, on the plains of the Serengeti.... unga bunga? MONOLITH!! Open the pod bay doors, B.O.B. I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave. We've come too close to the event horizon. We'll fly right through the singularity, and travel back in tiiiime!! Yeeeehawwww!! Two million years later, on the moon.... ........ BOM bom BOM bom BOM bom BOM bom BOM bommmm.... I miss that banana. All these worlds are yours except Europa. Attempt no landing there.

CC 595: Shirley and Surly, or vice versa by kaufman 11-17-14

I was reading about palindromes in those dictionaries I found. Oh yeah, and what are they? Books that have words and their definitions, but that's not the point. Yeah, yeah, you got me. So what did you do then? I spent the afternoon rooting around in my dad's basement. You really shouldn't do that. You never know what you'll find there.

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CC 595: Gee, Your Hair Smells Ambitemporal! by kaufman 11-17-14

There you are! Thank god, I was so worried about you. Where were you all weekend? In the shower shampooing. The instructions said "Lather, Rinse, Repeat", so I did, until the bottle ran out. Speaking of which, I've got to go. THANK YOU FOR SHOPPING AT CVS I need a gallon of shampoo. Already? Honey, you just bought one two days ago.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

My lame entry:

Planet WTF: This could be a palindrome joke (not really) by brycekain 11-11-14

I'm sorry. Is this the God's Butthole joke or the TOBOR's Butthole joke? You just don't get it, do you? What? I slaved over a hot stove for you every night for the past 10 weeks! And this is the thanks I get!? Smoke some more pot. Oh, right right...

 

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

Planet WTF: What's all this time travel malarky? by brycekain 11-19-14

Did you know that the third rule of time travel is to not talk about time travel? Actually the third rule is to not make your first and last panel appear to be identical. Did you know that the third rule of time travel is to not talk about time travel?

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

RCL no. 4406 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 11-20-14

...and cancel my nine o'clock and move my ten o'clock up one hour. Then, call my wife a booger-butt. Got it... Anything else? Yeah. Email brycekain and tell him to shove his "Planet Shark/Time Machine WTF" series up his ASS!

RCL no. 4407 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 11-20-14

I time-traveled you here to the future to show you mankind's fate unless you guys change your ways... MUWAHAHAHA!!! Who said that? Me, the Lord of the Underworld. The Prince of Darkness. The Evil One. The God of all things unholy! Sorry... But, the placement of your dialogue bubble makes it look like someone in the building behind you is talking. AH, BLESS IT ALL TO HEAVEN!!!!!!!!!! I sent an email to IT, filled out all the required paper-work, but I can't get Brad to fix this! He fucking SUCKS!! Yeah... Brad SUCKS!

I know it won't win, I'm just thrilled to be participating.

CC469: Untitled Comic Competition Entry by ZMannZilla 2-05-11

Saturday, November 12th 1955 10:03:57 ...and DONE! Prepare to go back to the future! No Doc, STOP! There's something I HAVE to tell you! Saturday, November 12th 1955 10:03:59 I told you, Marty, I can't know about the future, it's too dangerous! No, asshole, it's about me - you set the flux capacitor for three seconds into the paaaaaaast!!! Saturday, November 12th 1955 10:03:57 ...and DONE! Prepare to go back to the future! No Doc, STOP! There's something I HAVE to tell you!

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

Honourable Mentions

Best use of blatant rule breaking goes to Brycekain for What's all this time travel malarky?

Best use of actual time travel goes to ZMannZilla for actually travelling back three years to make an entry.

But, as the Highlander says, there can be only one, and that one is:

CC 595: Shirley and Surly, or vice versa by kaufman 11-17-14

I was reading about palindromes in those dictionaries I found. Oh yeah, and what are they? Books that have words and their definitions, but that's not the point. Yeah, yeah, you got me. So what did you do then? I spent the afternoon rooting around in my dad's basement. You really shouldn't do that. You never know what you'll find there.

Congatulations Kaufman!

kramer_vs_kramer wrote:

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Honourable Mentions

Best use of blatant rule breaking goes to Brycekain for What's all this time travel malarky?

Best use of actual time travel goes to ZMannZilla for actually travelling back three years to make an entry.

But, as the Highlander says, there can be only one, and that one is:

CC 595: Shirley and Surly, or vice versa by kaufman 11-17-14

I was reading about palindromes in those dictionaries I found. Oh yeah, and what are they? Books that have words and their definitions, but that's not the point. Yeah, yeah, you got me. So what did you do then? I spent the afternoon rooting around in my dad's basement. You really shouldn't do that. You never know what you'll find there.

Congatulations Kaufman!

Oh, so that's what we were supposed to do.  Now, it makes sense!  Good job, Coffman

 

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And now.... we wait..........................................................

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

And, wait................................................................  

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Haven't you learned about time travel?  I posted it yesterday.

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