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DexX
What the Cat Dragged In

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Please use this thread to post strips you have made just as an excuse to use the new art, or maybe strips directly inspired by the new art, but not made simply as an excuse to use it, and... uh...

Fuck, I have to go to bed...

...as welcome as a dose of the clap. by DexX
11-27-01
You appear to be in an aeroplane that is about to plummet to the ground in a ball of flame! Is there anything I can do to help?
You appear to have been run over by the ambulance that was rushing to the scene to take you to hospital! Is there anything I can do to help?
You appear to have been damned to an eternity in hell! Is there anything I can do to help?
Ack! Evil! Make it go away!!!

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

11-27-01 10:11am (new)
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Elvishitler
Stripcreator Newbie

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That's a briliant idea, Wilgo made two already. See them.

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Zero

11-27-01 10:34am (new)
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Spankling
Looking for love in ALL the wrong places, baby!

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quote:
*wank wank wank*
That's a briliant idea, Wilgo made two already. See them.
Did Wilgo draw the pictures?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

11-27-01 10:50am (new)
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fuzzyman
Alpha Geek

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At last!!

The Love That Dare Not Speak It's Name by fuzzyman
11-27-01
Oh, Amber, my love! You made it! I was afraid you didn't get my message.
Milo, I can't stay... if my parents knew I was here...
Never mind them! Run away with me! We can be happy together!
Milo, my darling... it will never work. Let me explain...
But... Hey! Stop that! You're melting off Mr. Happy!
You see, Milo? Tab A doesn't fit into Slot B.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

11-27-01 11:10am (new)
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BigEvilDan
Comic Overlord

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Oh, that Clappy! by BigEvilDan
11-27-01
It looks like you're writing a comic.
Too bad it sucks so damn much.

Seeing Red by BigEvilDan
11-27-01
RAAR!!! TOBOR DEMANDS THAT YOU REVEAL YOUR IDENTITY!!
Relax, I'm just one of the new characters.
BUT TOBOR IS THE BIG, RED, ENFORCER OF STRIPCREATOR!!
Relax, I'm not here to steal your job. My bit is totally different from this "carholing" or whatever it is that you do.
REALLY? TOBOR WOULD LIKE TO SEE.
Okay. *ahem* RAAR!!! NOMED WILL PITCHFORK YOU!!! See? We're like night and day.

Big Evil Newbies by BigEvilDan
11-27-01
It seems like those damn newbies are everywhere now.
You act like newbies are the root of all evil. You of all people should know that isn't true.
Yeah, I guess you're right...
Meanwhile, in hell...
Wow, a Jesus character! Awsome!!

Clappy: The Beta Version by BigEvilDan
11-27-01
Hey, it looks like you're...
...uh, line?
Writing a letter, you idiot!

And of course, new art means a new "Interviews":
Interviews with the Stripcreator Characters - Part 15 by BigEvilDan
11-27-01
Lowpass (a.k.a. Stripcreator) interviews Santa Claus
So, how are the preparations coming for Christmas?
Well, I'm currently checking The List twice, and the toys are nearly complete.
Any comments on the rumours that you have an army of midget slave labourers who are busy counterfitting brand-name toys?
Uh...
And what about these photos of you and Dasher that have been circulating around the internet?
You promised not to get into that! Turn off the damn cameras! This interview is over!!

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

11-27-01 11:10am (new)
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KajunFirefly
chooby digital (in stereo)

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Gifts from God are non-returnable by KajunFirefly
11-27-01
What are you getting for Christmas this year?
Peace on Earth!
sweet, I'm getting a Playstation 2!
wanna swap?

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Dad was flammable

11-27-01 12:13pm (new)
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wirthling
supercalifragilisticexpialadosucks

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A Meeting of Minds by wirthling
11-27-01
RAAARRR!!! TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU!!!
BRRRRR!!! FROSTY WILL ICEFUCK YOUR SKULL!!!
Nice hat.
Thanks.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

11-27-01 1:02pm (new)
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evil_d
Riding through your town with his head on fire

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Clippy meets Captain Obvious by evil_d
11-27-01
It looks like you're out for a Sunday stroll!
It looks like you're a giant talking paper clip!
It looks like you're a regular fucking Einstein!
It looks like you've got a real attitude problem!
It looks like it's time for me to whip out my AK!
It looks like you're gonna need some hands to hold it with!

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

11-27-01 1:47pm (new)
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wirthling
supercalifragilisticexpialadosucks

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Merry Christ-my-ass by wirthling
11-27-01
Happy Birthday, Jesus! I brought you a gift!
You can stick that "Happy Birthday" and that gift where the sun don't shine, snowbitch!
What kind of gratitude is that? Maybe I'll just keep the sweater!
Yeah, yippee hooray for me. YOU try being nailed to a cross all day on YOUR birthday and see how YOU like it, ya bastard! Keep the damn sweater!
Damn me and my temper! I should have accepted the sweater. I could cut glass with my nipples right now...

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

11-27-01 1:49pm (new)
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itsclark
Bar Room Superman

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Minions by itsclark
11-27-01
So then I bent the poor sobbing bastard over a scorching hot boulder and laid pipe to him with my horned tool!
Ha Ha Ha! Ah, for fun!
Say, wasn't that your pager?
Yeah, duty calls! I wanna hear the rest of this, though. Be right back!
To access the help feature, just click 'help'!

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

11-27-01 2:41pm (new)
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TheElPaso
Senior Comic Technician

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Thank you so much, Dexx, this paper clip is going to see so much abuse I don't know where to start... Well, actually, I've already started, but this guy's going to make comics so much easier to write that by the time I've finished there'll already be more characters.

Here's my contributions:

Will the paper clip make it through a strip? Of course not! by TheElPaso
11-27-01
Hiding out in this closet is the best thing I've thought of. I may actually make it through a comic without anything bad happening to me!
Uh oh, I hear something, so I'll just hope it's not there.
TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU!
sigh.....

Why do we hate that clip bastard? by TheElPaso
11-27-01
This____________could______________
It looks like you're writing a letter, how may I help?
It looks like you're trying to give me advice on writing a letter, how may I help?
go_______________on_______________
It looks like you're trying to help me give you advice on writing a letter, how may I help?
It looks like you're trying to assist in helping you to give me advice on writing a letter, how may I help?
forever.
It looks like you're trying to aid in the assist to help me to give you advice on writing a letter, how may I help?
It looks like you're trying to make yourself useful in the aid in the assist to help you to give me advice on writing a letter, how may I help?

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

11-27-01 4:00pm (new)
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BigEvilDan
Comic Overlord

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His sacrifice will not be in vain... by BigEvilDan
11-27-01
It looks like you find me annoying and wish me dead.
Have you considered just turning me off?
Damn my helpful yet annoying programming...

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

11-27-01 4:32pm (new)
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BigEvilDan
Comic Overlord

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And one more, just to get it out of the way.

Clippy Physics (It had to happen some time) by BigEvilDan
11-27-01
One day, in Microsoft Word...
So I says, "It looks like your rotor turbines are trying to generate gravitons by themselves. How can I help?"
Ha, ha!
What the fuck are you talking about?

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

11-27-01 5:21pm (new)
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wirthling
supercalifragilisticexpialadosucks

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Big Evil Dan's comics using the new art make me ashamed to have posted the ones I did. Bastard.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

11-27-01 5:29pm (new)
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mr_crash_davis
Stripcreator Newbie

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And It Was A Merry Xmas After All by mr_crash_davis
11-27-01
Hey, what's in the package?
Nothing much, just something I cooked up in the ol' workshop.
It's more penguin porn, isn't it?
Tiny nuns turn me on. Sue me.

11-27-01 5:53pm (new)
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itsclark
Bar Room Superman

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Yes, Virginia, There is an Anti-Clause by itsclark
11-27-01
Have you elves finished breaking all the toys we collected last year?
Yes, your unjollyness!
Then let's saddle up! I've got to get busy stealing toys from all the bad little girls and boys.
Yes, Atnas! Right away!
Christmas at the South Pole... Thank god it only comes once a year!

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

11-27-01 6:22pm (new)
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KajunFirefly
chooby digital (in stereo)

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Atnas, I like it, and will probably steal it eventually!

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Dad was flammable

11-27-01 6:42pm (new)
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Wilgo
Pink Donkey Wrangler

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Straight from the Christmas Lab by Wilgo
11-27-01
Well what do you think?
Um..
Boy, this sure does suck.
You're one to talk, the shit comes out of my mouth.

And why did Elvishitler care to mention me. Odd.
Oh, and NO I didn't draw the pictures.

11-27-01 6:57pm (new)
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wirthling
supercalifragilisticexpialadosucks

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Rudolph the Red-Noser by wirthling
11-27-01
I know why your nose is so red and why you get to be the lead reindeer. I saw you with the boss.
Oh, that? I was just, uh, you know, heh heh, I was, I mean, we were---
Cut the crap. Jig's up, Rudy. I'm going to go tell everybody!
heh
Santa! Blitzen is on to us! What should we do?!
Hmmm...Ya know, some venison might be nice for dinner...

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

11-27-01 7:27pm (new)
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wirthling
supercalifragilisticexpialadosucks

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Ah, fuck it. I give up.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

11-27-01 7:30pm (new)
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BigEvilDan
Comic Overlord

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God I'm bored...

Where's Waldo? - Large Print Edition by BigEvilDan
11-27-01

Disillusionment by BigEvilDan
11-27-01
I DO NOT SUCK DICK!!
That sounded a lot cooler when the rabbit was saying it.

The Canadian Flag by BigEvilDan
11-27-01
Sorry, it won't be finished until DexX draws a maple leaf.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

11-27-01 7:35pm (new)
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donkeytom
Stripcreator Newbie

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monopoly schmopoly by donkeytom
11-27-01
is everything ready for tonight, Beezlebub?
yes my lord
you got the salad tongs and the ky jelly?
yes my lord
great. better start stretching
damn that licensing agreement

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if at first you don't succeed, re-define success

11-27-01 7:39pm (new)
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lara7
Jimmy Carter says YES!

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One day at Toys in Babeland by lara7
11-27-01
Do you have any new anal toys here?
How about this one?
Have it. Anything else?
Oooh. Flared base. I'll take two.

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

11-27-01 9:45pm (new)
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wirthling
supercalifragilisticexpialadosucks

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Maybe I can make funny comics again if I just start blatantly ripping off other people's funny comics...

The Love That Dare Not Speak It's Name by fuzzyman
11-27-01
Oh, Amber, my love! You made it! I was afraid you didn't get my message.
Milo, I can't stay... if my parents knew I was here...
Never mind them! Run away with me! We can be happy together!
Milo, my darling... it will never work. Let me explain...
But... Hey! Stop that! You're melting off Mr. Happy!
You see, Milo? Tab A doesn't fit into Slot B.
The Love That Dare Not Speak Its Name, Part 2 by wirthling
11-27-01
I would rather die a thousand deaths than spend another moment without you, my dearest Amber! Curse ye, Fate!
The pain is more than I can bear, as well, my love!
To hell with it! I must have you now!
Take me, Milo! Take me now!

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

11-27-01 11:08pm (new)
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ObiJo
Eamus Catuli

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I haven't read this page yet, so if I repeated someone's idea, sorry.

Light Expectancy by ObiJo
11-27-01
I've always been a pessimist, but the little boy who made me showed such love, I've finally overcome it.
For the first time in my life, I'm looking forward to the future.
Right on cue.
Jesus Claus and Santa Christ by ObiJo
11-28-01
Is there anything you'd like to say to me?
You're welcome?
Don't you mean thank you?
No, not really.
Jesus is the reason for the season.
If a certain little boy doesn't start acting better, he may not be getting the "Ace Wilko Super Frontier Ranger Playset" he asked for.
Bigger than Hugh Grant by ObiJo
11-28-01
How much for a blowjob?
But you're Santa!
Santa needs his balls waxed from time to time. So how much? Two rocking horses and a toy drum?
You're Santa! You're supposed to care about me, not want to use me! Now get out of here before I cry!
I've never felt so disillusioned.
How much for a rim job?
Coming out of the Thicket by ObiJo
11-28-01
Tootles, all! Me and Steve are gonna hit the town and paint it snazzy pink!
I always knew there was something wrong with that boy.
Mmm hmm.
Sang to the tune of "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" by ObiJo
11-28-01
Tobor the red-poled cornholer, had a very ruddy pole. And if you ever saw it, you had better wath your cornhole!
Then one lazy December day, Santa came to say, "Tobor with your pole so red, won't you cornhole the elves dead."
Then how Mrs. Claus loved him, cause she'd always been anti-elf. Tobor the red-poled cornholer, you've really out-cornholed yourself!

Great characters as usual, DexX! (Though I am a little sad at the death of Evil Santa.)

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

11-28-01 1:10am (new)
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