After They Were Famous - Lionel Richie by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 12-07-05

The suspect is 5'8, black, with a short afro haircut. May be armed and dangerous. Hello! Is it me youre looking for? No.

Here's the thing. When I made that comic, I thought it was pretty fucking funny, it was easy to focus on has been singers/actors/people who were famous for no apparent reason.

But what happened to the SC users characters? I mean, when shit was huge, we showed up in more comics than even Tobor did. And now, nobody remembers, nobody makes our comics, nobody gives us any love.

Well fuck that shit. Your CC is this. What did we, the Forumusers characters (and Tobor) do after the users stopped using us. Did we fly to far flung parts of the world and teach Chinese villagers how to create 3 panel comics? Did we take over small African nations and become warlords with armies of child soldiers? I dont fucking know, I have trouble remembering where I put my shoes in the morning. Stop asking me questions and make a fucking comic.

To be eligible to win, your comic has to have at least 2 of the Forumusers characters somewhere in the 1/2/3 panels of your comic. To improve your chances, uses of old, tired, cliches and catchphrases will be viewed in a positive light, but just being a Magnificent Bastard will still probably win.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Talk is Cheap by Neo11 2-28-15

You ever hear of the phrase 'talk is cheap?' Sure have To me, that's one of the worst sayings out there. Nothing but a total lie Why do you say that? I called one of those sex hotlines for an hour last night........yeah, not cheap

... Gone Tomorrow by kaufman 2-28-15

2002 See you later. Bye. Last one to leave the site, turn out the lights. 2008 2015 Hey, how are you doing? What have you been up to all these years? Getting a haircut and a beard trim. It was a lot of work for them.

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CC605: Favorite pastimes by evil_d 3-02-15

Good to see you again, Gabe! What have you been up to these past few years? Sodomizing llamas. And you? The same! Hey, you ever think of sodomizing something else, like, I don't know, a donkey? Don't be ridiculous! I've never sodomized a donkey and I never will. Best 50 bucks I've ever spent. Thanks, man. You said you'd give me your sister's number too.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

To try and explain why Crabby is still holding a baby all these years later, I came up with some theories.  I'll let you decide which one you believe.

The Crabby Theory: Gone Girl by four_legged_tripod 3-02-15

Hey, Crabby! That's not your same daughter from like 13 years ago is it? Of course not. I regret having my picture taken with her though. To keep up the same appearance I have to find a new baby every year or so. Officer, I hope I'm not interrupting but I think I have some new information on that Casey Anthony case.

The Crabby Theory: The Duggars by four_legged_tripod 3-02-15

Hey, Crabby! That's not your same daughter from like 13 years ago is it? Of course not. I regret having my picture taken with her though. To keep up the same appearance I have to have a new baby every year or so. Your wife must be exhausted having all of those kids. Yeah.... Let's not tell my wife about all of my kids, okay?

The Crabby Theory: Brad Pitt Cameo by four_legged_tripod 3-02-15

Hey, Crabby! That's not your same daughter from like 13 years ago is it? Of course not. It's actually a 90 year old man. I've been taking care of people with Benjamin Button disease. In fact, I think I hear a new arrival. *WAAAAAAAHHH*

The Crabby Theory: Sticky Situation by four_legged_tripod 3-02-15

Hey, Crabby! That's not your same daughter from like 13 years ago is it? Of course not. It's a doll that broke 13 years ago. Super glue's a bitch.

The Crabby Theory: The Right Stuff by four_legged_tripod 3-02-15

You had yours stuffed too? Yep.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

CC by HCRoyall 3-02-15

All right, we'll try this again. I call to order this meeting of Pantsless Alcoholics Anonymous. But we're both pantsless and drinking. Next week then? Sure thing!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

RCL no. 4606 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-02-15

Say, Crabby... Is that the same baby you've had in your arms for 13 years? Who said this is a baby? Well, five_legged_camera_stand just did a whole series on how you've had the same baby in your arms since your avatar was created. Again, who said this is a baby? Are you saying it's not a baby? It's a bomb. And, I'm a sleeper agent for al Qaeda. And, when I'm activated, I will blow up this infidel site and take everyone to hell with me! LALALALALALALA LALALALALALALA LALALALALALA...

Oh yeah, Im meant to judge this fucker as well as come up with a good concept. Jeezus, make me work my ass off why dont you.

Judging will be at 23:59 GMT on Wednesday 4th March 2015. And its thats not specific enough for you, you suck more than Wirthling.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

CC 605: Quit While You're Ahead by kaufman 3-02-15

Heard from Wirthling lately? Yeah, he's gotten a job in the Middle East making ISIS videos. He'll be a natural.

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CC 605: Quit While You're Ahead by kaufman 3-02-15

Heard from Wirthling lately? Yeah, he's gotten a job in the Middle East making ISIS videos. He'll be a natural.

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Well that was a fun little trip down memory lane. I had forgotten about Boorite's alcoholism, how rigid my character is, and how many Donkey Sodomy comics I read in my first year here.

Im almost feeling guilty about having to give the win to a single comic, and FLT's Crabby comics were pretty fucking good, but at the end of the day, a comic which makes me laugh so hard, I swear the neighbours called an ambulance, had to win it.

So well done KAUFMAN, you Magnificent Bastard (Billing's is long gone, you've inherited the Mantle, and the CC).

CC 605: Quit While You're Ahead by kaufman 3-02-15

Heard from Wirthling lately? Yeah, he's gotten a job in the Middle East making ISIS videos. He'll be a natural.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

late to the party again

with a little help from joan jett by arbi 3-03-15

I don't give a damn 'bout my reputation You're living in the past, it's a new generation A girl can do what she wants to do and that's what I'm gonna do An' I don't give a damn 'bout my brad reputation Oh no, not me An' I don't give a damn 'bout my reputation Never said I wanted to improve my station An' I'm only doin' good when I'm havin' fun An' I don't have to please no one An' I don't give a damn 'bout my brad reputation Oh no, not me, oh no, not me I don't give a damn 'bout my reputation I've never been afraid of any deviation An' I don't really care if you think I'm strange I ain't gonna change An' I'm never gonna care 'bout my brad reputation Oh no, not me, oh no, not me Pedal, boys!

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