As you may know, the ending movies from time-to-time have to re-shot because of negative feedback from a test audience.  "Risky Business" comes to mind.

In that vain, imagine if the endings some of the funnier comics on this website had to be re-shot because the orignal ending maybe wasn't as good?  And, when I say "orignal ending", I don't mean the one that was actually posted.  I mean an imaginary original ending that was discarded before the comic was posted.  Below is an example:

four_legged_tripod's original comic:

Trailer Taylor in Sex Ed by four_legged_tripod 9-06-11

Hey pa? Is it true that babies come outta the same place boys stick their thingies? Yup. Oh. So that's the reason ma ain't got no teeth!

And, my take on a possible previous ending:

Groovy! - Trailor Taylor in Sex Ed: The Precuttery by edoggydog 5-21-15

Hey pa? Is it true that babies come outta the same place boys stick their thingies? Yup. Oh. So that's the reason Billy smells like shit!

Get the gist?

So, here's the theme:  make a comic with a possible alternate ending to a previous comic posted on stripcreator.com.  Post the original first, and then your re-shoot below it.

RULES:

1. None.

BONUS POINTS:

1. Work the words "xylophone", "cracker" or "wigwam" into the comic somehow

Have fun!

You're not going to believe this, but I wrote my entry for this contest in 2002.

You see, CC121 was about taking a bad comic and making it better.  Now, this contest here is about taking a good comic and speculating about what the original, presumably worse, ending might have been.  However, my CC121 entry didn't even get an honorable mention, which is saying something because there were a lot of honorable mentions in that contest.  So clearly, my revision must have been worse than the original, making it a perfectly suitable entry for this contest.  And I only had to wait 13 years!

difrence betweeen men + women by fuck 1-11-02

on your nee's bitch cant we have som of four play for a chainge? we dont cudle enogh hahahaha!! four play, we donrt cudle enogh, hahahaha, your funy seriosly now, get on youre nee's be fore i smash youre fucking face in you fucking cooz you cant chainge a man

difrence betweeen men + women [after comic #51896] by evil_d 5-31-02

on your nee's bitch cant we have som of four play for a chainge? we dont cudle enogh hahahaha!! four play, we donrt cudle enogh, hahahaha, your funy alrite

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

edoggydog wrote:

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  "Post the original first, and then your re-shoot below it."

I meant to write, "...discarded ending below it"

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Cowboy physics by max 1-06-01

One day at the ranch... So I says, "Well, them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves!" Ha, ha! What the fuck are you talking about?

CC612 - Physician Heal Thyself by kramer_vs_kramer 5-21-15

One day at the ranch... So I says, "Well, them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves!" Ha, ha! Groovy!

Lets Make A Snowman by LittleRocker 1-31-11

Final carrot, where would you like it? We could pretend its a dick! hahaha!  ok  I'd like it up my ass

24 Carrots by four_legged_tripod 5-21-15

Final carrot, where would you like it? We could pretend its a dick! hahaha!  ok  We'll call it Gary! Cut! That's not the line! And.. Hey! MY name's Gary!

 

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Fishtank by TheGovernor 11-13-03

Ninety Eight... Ninety Nine... One Hundred! Coming ready or not! Found you. ok my turn. One... Two... Three...

Now...the other possible ending...

Groovy! Part Deux by edoggydog 1-11-05

Oh, sick! I just got that last joke you told me!! Groovy! So... when you said she's "too busy sticking her nose in his busines", did you acutally mean she..? Yes! Speaking of which... I'm off to the "head" shop!

CC Groovy! Part Deux Redeux by brycekain 5-24-15

Oh, sick! I just got that last joke you told me!! Groovy! So... when you said she's "too busy sticking her nose in his busines", did you acutally mean she..? Yes! ...she was eating a Milky Way.

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

I really thought this was a good theme. 

Oh, well.  I'll give it a few more weeks and then I'll pick a winner

edoggydog

Actualy I think it is. I set aside some time to do this contest, so it's a good one. Just need more people to hop on board.

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

Check the Video by four_legged_tripod 5-14-15

Happy birthday! I got you a penis pump. Why would you do that? You just wasted your money. Not really. There's a money back guarantee. How am I gonna prove it doesn't work? Make before and after videos of me using it? And whose job is it to watch all of those submitted videos? Guy choking himself while using it. Guy with it up his ass. Guy with it up his dog's ass. Dear god, why did I ever major in philosophy?

And Mine:

Check the Betamax by HCRoyall 6-01-15

Happy birthday! I got you a penis pump. Why would you do that? You just wasted your money. Not really. There's a money back guarantee. How am I gonna prove it doesn't work? Make before and after videos of me using it? And whose job is it to watch all of those submitted videos? HHHHNNNNNNNNNGGH! JESUS! Why can't you wait until you get home to do that like everyone else!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Groovy! - A Space Oddity by edoggydog 4-09-12

BOO!! AAAAAAAAA!!! My pratical-joking Uncle has invented a space portal which he uses to startle aliens on other planets with a hand puppet... Groovy!

CC612: Double blind by evil_d 6-05-15

BOO!! AAAAAAAAA!!!

I thought "I'll give it a few more weeks" was a joke, but here we are.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Thanks for all your entries.

The winner is evil_d!

YAY!

Groovy!

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Congratz to the winner, one of the best comic I've seen here