Just starting out and boldly facing the forum. Don't hurt me too bad. And please, not the face!

[Click to view comic: 'Flip out with your Clip out']

[Click to view comic: 'Toilet Humor']

[Click to view comic: 'Apologies to Shriekback']

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[Click to view comic: 'Family Matters']

If you're not a regular posing as a newbie then you've done well with the writing and accidentally broken a bunch of our "rules" around art selection such as never make jokes about the hammer and nail guy, never use too many backgrounds or characters in one comic. Totally okay to break these rules, we just get a LOT of new users doing that and then failing to add comedy or sentence structure. The toilet one was a great take on the theme. Keep it up :)

If you are a regular: BUSTED!

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

I liked 'em.  Also I don't think you're a secret regular.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Yeah, I have to agree in hindsight. Everyone I thought it was I've now ruled out.

And on that basis I'm impressed - function wins over form :)

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.