Just starting out and boldly facing the forum. Don't hurt me too bad. And please, not the face!

Flip out with your Clip out by atomiclunch 7-13-15

You know, I was created to help. Really, that's all I've ever wanted to do. You want to make a spreadsheet? I can guide you. Document? I'll assist! Slide Show? I know all the tricks. I have ONE job. I help, with a smile on my face and a "give the user what they want" attitude. :) In the future, I hope you'll remember that this does not extend to formatting your database forms using Comic Sans. 'K? I'm glad we had this talk.

Toilet Humor by atomiclunch 7-13-15

It's, um, impressive. Nailed to the floor, is it? I didn't want it to get away. Maybe you should have aimed TOWARD the toilet.

Apologies to Shriekback by atomiclunch 7-14-15

Everybody here is making whoopee, everybody here got purple hair Everybody got their Black&Decker - blood and fettucine everywhere Everybody do their Zulu wardance, doing something with a piece of wood Everybody here can't get arrested, everybody wishes someone would Everybody getting paranormal, everybody here in Wonderland. EVERYBODY HERE GO BANG. EVERYBODY HERE GO BANG

Family Matters by atomiclunch 7-14-15

Got any spare cha.. For the last time, NO! You need to stop panhandling in front of my house. People are complaining. But I'm hungry... and it's so cold. We're in Florida and it's 90 degrees. How can you be hungry? I haven't had a meal in... Dad, go back to your oceanfront condo and get mom to fix you a turkey sandwich.

If you're not a regular posing as a newbie then you've done well with the writing and accidentally broken a bunch of our "rules" around art selection such as never make jokes about the hammer and nail guy, never use too many backgrounds or characters in one comic. Totally okay to break these rules, we just get a LOT of new users doing that and then failing to add comedy or sentence structure. The toilet one was a great take on the theme. Keep it up :)

If you are a regular: BUSTED!

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

I liked 'em.  Also I don't think you're a secret regular.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Yeah, I have to agree in hindsight. Everyone I thought it was I've now ruled out.

And on that basis I'm impressed - function wins over form :)

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.