Beeko180
Overlord Procrastinator: Or will be in a minute...
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| Kirkmeister, this is Spockinberg calling in. We have a visual on the target. It's approaching at vector coordinates 302181. | |
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| Ha, Ha! That's not how vector coordinates work, you dumb shit. Are you drunk or something? | |
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| CHRIST, WHAT IS IT GENERAL?! YOU'RE RUINING OUR ROLEPLAY! CAN'T YOU GO FIND SOME OTHER SECRETARY OF DEFENSE? CAN'T YOU SEE MY FUN?! | |
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| WHAT FUCKING HORSE DID YOU RIDE IN ON THAT MAKES YOU SO FUCKING SHITTIGHT, HUH? | |
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| Why, this horse, sir. Sorry, sir. I shouldn't backtalk you, sir. You're my sir, sir. No, sir. Sorry, sir. I can't see your fun, sir. I'm very sorry, sir. We kind of have a code red, sir. | |
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| Spit it out, General. Which code red is it? There's a whole fucking bunch of them. I wanna fucking roleplay. Learn to be concise you annoying twat. | |
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| Yes, sir. Sorry, sir. I'll learn to be more concise, sir. The code red is the press the big red button code red, sir. | |
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| Really? The code red is the press the big red button code red? The big red button pressing? | |
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| Yes, sir. That press the big red button code red, sir. Should we press the big red button, sir? | |
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| Fuck. This is going to be a living nightmare. | |
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| I fucking hate pressing the speed dial for a press conference. | |
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| Hey! It looks like you're trying to find the portal to hell in your local DMV in order to save the entire multiverse from complete and total annihilation! I can help with that! Come with me! | |
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| Fine. If you'll agree to leave me alone, you annoying titclipper. | |
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| It's just through h-FUCKING BALLS. GO AWAY. | |
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| Heyyy. It looks like you're trying to guide "THE Motherfucking Kevin "Jesus H. The Bodyguard Christ Almighty" Costner, Prince of Thieves and King of Britain, to the... | |
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| DO YOU EVER GET TIRED OF NOT LEAVING PEOPLE THE FUCK ALONE? WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BOTHER EVERYONE LIKE YOU DO? ARE YOU ASPERGERS? DO YOU NOT UNDERSTANDSHUTTHEFUCK UP? | |
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| This is getting ridiculous. I fucking hate DMVs... | |
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| They actually have those? Ha, Ha! Ass Burgers? That's a riot! | |
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| You are the dumbest son of a bitch I've ever known. | |
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| Well, I'm clearly not as dumb as you since you just got yourself spontaneously combusted and all. | |
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--- You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll
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