Given the theme of the last contest, how I won, and how long it's been since I won a comic contest, I decided that there should be some extra room in the rules this time around. So pick from one or more of the criteria below and have at it.

1. The comic must be about someone being in a position of authority they have no business being in.  No political comics; I'm pretty sure the last contest exhausted that well for a while.


2. The comic must be about a dry spell of some sort.  What the dry spell is from is up to you.


3. Someone needs to be unmasked as the true culprit of whatever heinous thing you wish to stage the comic around, be it Old Man Johnson dressing as a goblin to scare kids away from the old abandoned amusement park or M. Night Shyamalan being outed as the actual writer of After Earth.

I eagerly look forward to your entries, ladies and gents.  Make me laugh.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

RCL no. 4862 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 8-19-15

Djali... I want you to get off that stool and do the dishes! Who put you in charge, Dumbo? The Donald. Trump? Duck.

CC620: Something something Jared from Subway by evil_d 8-19-15

Man, I haven't had sex in twenty-three years. Uh... how old are you? Twenty-three. So you're a virgin. Just say you're a virgin. I'm trying to open up to you about my childhood sexual abuse, dude.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

CC620 Mars pt. 1 by Porternotes 8-19-15

It's been six long months with no one to talk to, but I finally made it to Mars. I guess it was preparation for the rest of my lonely life. Hey, Dude. Woah! A martian. Greetings. I'm the sole survivor of an expedition from Earth. You must do the intergalactic handshake. Yeah, about that... I won my seat on the space craft from a Facebook contest. Intergalactic Handshake or I vaporize Earth.

CC620 Mars pt. 2 by Porternotes 8-19-15

Look, if you vaporize Earth, you'll kill millions of innocent people. hmmm... It's not their fault that I don't know the intergalactic handshake. Did I say handshake? I meant handJOB You know, I'm never going back to Earth anyway...

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CC620: Who Framed M. Night Shyamalan? /01/ by Beeko180 8-20-15

It was 1992... Show business was starting to boom and I, M. Night Shyamalan, was getting into a sweet, sweet groove. I had a budget of $800, 000 to play with for a film I was working on called Praying with Anger: my directional debut. In fact not only was it my directional debut, but I also wrote it, starred in it, and eventually took away 1.4 million dollars at the Box Office due to it. It was my shining star, a beacon that said, "This is where I, M. Night Shyamalan, am meant to be". After Earth was shit, though. I didn't do that. All of your movies are shit. You're not supposed to be in any position of power to make them, but somehow you are. I have no doubt that you're responsible for that insane fuckup of a movie.

CC620: Who Framed M. Night Shyamalan? /02/ by Beeko180 8-20-15

Will Smith, could I have a moment of your time to question you about the investigation into the travesty of 2013? Oh... um. I ain't got nothing to do with that. I keep telling all youse that that was CGI. Me and my son wasn't in that shitty movie. Mr. Smith, are you aware that obstructing a criminal investigation is an INTERNATIONAL offense? I'm telling you I don't know nothing. It was M. Night Shyamalan. I swear. He did it. He made After Earth. Nobody wanted in on it. We were forced. Physically? Habitually. We're terrible actors and we have a sex-fetish for pools of money. We take what we can get.

CC620: Who Framed M. Night Shyamalan? /03/ by Beeko180 8-20-15

Well, Mr. Detective Guy, Sir- it's all a pretty straight forward case. The infection, Shyamalan's film, got in through the cornea in all incidents. And you are certain that the infection was caused by Shyamalan's film and not the film of somebody else? No, I'm positive that this was the result of Shyamalan's film. There was an outbreak of Michael Bay's film recently. Are you certain that it couldn't have been that? No, I'm pretty certain this is a case of a Shyamalan's film outbreak. There's no incidents of explosive diarrhoea or extreme, spontaneous lethargy.

CC620: Who Framed M. Night Shyamalan? /04/

Well it looks like it's an open and shut case. Yep. M. Night Shyamalan definitely did it. He definitely made After Earth.

by Beeko180, 8-20-15

CC620: Who Framed M. Night Shyamalan? /05/ by Beeko180 8-20-15

*Creeeeeeeeakk* It's done. We're safe. *click* Nobody knows that After Earth was another attempt to cash in on Star Wars, George Lucas.

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

cc620 by mandingo 8-23-15

from now on, Mother, i'd like to only be referred to as... AMBASSADOR TO THE STARS! you've been having me call you that since July, dear. ah! but before i was referring to celebrities. now i'm referring to the heavenly bodies. she still hasn't climbed off her wrecking ball and answered your couple hundred voicemails has she, dear? i have the full force of the galactic council at my disposal now, Mother. she will.

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what if nigger meant kite

Reginald Crawford, HOA president by mandingo 8-24-15

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Groovy! - Illegal Aliens by edoggydog 8-25-15

Hudson! This little girl survived longer than seventeen days with no weapons and no training. WHY DON'T YOU PUT HER IN CHARGE!! Okay, I will... Newt, you're in charge. Maybe, it wasn't such a good idea putting a little girl in charge... Ya THINK??

CC 620: Prophet by Beeko180 8-29-15

_____________________________________________ Ooo! You got a fortune cookie! Read it! Read it! It... um... it says "good FFFFFFFFHELPME-FFFFfffffuckertune comes to those who923h978ARMSARMSARMSARMS." _____________________________________________________ I don't get it. Who's in charge of making these? ________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Please.

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

I'll judge this thing Thursday.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

RCL no. 4876 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 9-01-15

HCRoyall declared the judging for this CC won't be until Thursday... I mean, who put THAT asshole in charge? That piece of art there is giving me a boner! Don't tease me bro! It's a painting of a tree. And, it's causing me to achieve "wood"! ♫IRONY♫

RandomComicLayoutGuy wrote:

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RCL no. 4876 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 9-01-15

HCRoyall declared the judging for this CC won't be until Thursday... I mean, who put THAT asshole in charge? That piece of art there is giving me a boner! Don't tease me bro! It's a painting of a tree. And, it's causing me to achieve "wood"! ♫IRONY♫

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Real Life: Get On Up by four_legged_tripod 9-02-15

You know we haven't had sex in like six months. Well let's pull down your pants and discover who the culprit is. Oh come on. Do we have to do this aga--- TA DA! It's an Old Man's Johnson! To be fair, I may have killed him by putting him in charge of every decision I've ever made.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

cc620 by mandingo 9-02-15

people are always asking me how i landed this gig. not a minute of college. hell, didn't even finish high school. yet here i am - VP. truth be told, i wouldn't get a THING done if it weren't for COFFEE. ain't that right, Coffee? fuck you, Don.

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what if nigger meant kite

For not having a lot of entries, I have to say this contest seemed to have a high percentage of quality ones.

But in this case, it seemed the best was saved for last.

This one wins it:

cc620 by mandingo 9-02-15

people are always asking me how i landed this gig. not a minute of college. hell, didn't even finish high school. yet here i am - VP. truth be told, i wouldn't get a THING done if it weren't for COFFEE. ain't that right, Coffee? fuck you, Don.

Take it gently into the night, mandingo.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

great choice!

thanking you! i will partake in extracting something from my brainpan and slathering it on the screen for your eyeballs to drink in forthwith

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what if nigger meant kite

mandingo wrote:

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thanking you! i will partake in extracting something from my brainpan and slathering it on the screen for your eyeballs to drink in forthwith

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