Between dealing with the customer retention people at my local cable company trying to keep me from switching services and the non-stop argument I've had with my boss for the last two weeks, the thought of quitting things has been on my mind a lot lately.

I also remember the time in high school when I tried to quit a job and I was told I couldn't because nobody ever quit before.  It is still the most absurd conversation I've ever had.  I finally had to tell my adult boss that she won and I wouldn't quit, but she shouldn't be surprised if she never saw me again.  I might still be employed there, but they stopped paying me, so probably not.

I would like to see comics about people in situations they can't quit.  I would also like to see funny comics.  

I'll give it the usual week or so.

CC625 by Porternotes 10-21-15

Barry, there's a... "Jack" here to see you? Shit... send him in. I wish I knew how to quit you. How the hell did you get untied?

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https://www.porternotes.com

My first comic in almost 4 years! I wish it was good!

One man's trash... by AngryAmerican 10-21-15

I really wish I could quit being a strip club bouncer for a living. I long to be free of all the bullshit, drugged out skanks and prostitutes. I would LOVE to work with drugged out skanks instead of incompetent bureaucrats and crazy postal workers. Your job must be great. You're on your own, can listen to whatever music you want and get to work outdoors. God! Can you imagine it? Working around nude chicks all day, getting head in champagne rooms, no drug testing... Seriously, I wish I could... Here's your fucking welfare check.

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Kill Whitey.

RCL no. 4940 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-21-15

Take this down: Dear Brad... I have been on stripcreator.com for a very long time. And, even though I think my comics are hilarious, I'll never measure up to ragu4u or atomiclunch. Therefore, effective immediately, I QUIT! Please, permanently delete my acount. How would you like me to sign it, Mr. RCLG? Sincerely, four_legged_tripod.

CC by HCRoyall 10-22-15

Orders from Command! We're to take that enemy gun emplacement! Yeah? Well tell Command I QUIT! AHA HAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA! No, seriously. "Adventure and travel!" the recruiter said. "Easy money," he said.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

CC625: I Wish I Knew How To Quit You, Cigarettes by ZMannZilla 10-23-15

I heard you were quitting cigarettes. Trying to, but it looks like that will be impossible. Don't give up! It's tough but it's worth it! Quitting cigarettes is the healthiest thing you can do for you and your loved ones! I'm... not so sure about that... I will cut your daughter's face off in front of you and feed it to your wife if you even THINK of leaving me again you worthless WHORE!

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

Groovy! - Chen Gets Body Slammed (Again) by edoggydog 10-24-15

Sure, I'll tell you why my wife kicked my ass. Again. Groovy! Check out our neighbor, Phreaky, in a bikini... I hate to admit this as woman, but she has a body that just won't QUIT! As opposed to yours, which looks like it threw in the towel a long time... ...ago.

RCL no. 4944 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-27-15

Dammit, he's not here... I guess I can practice what I'm going to say until he comes back. "Mr. Invisible, I feel I deserve a raise. And, if I don't get a raise, well, you can TAKE THIS JOB AND SHOVE IT!!" Hmmm... Maybe, I should change that last part. Too late, asstwat... You're fired! DAMMIT!!

I will quit this contest on Wednesday night (Golden State Time), so quit procrastinating!

Groovy! - 10/28 by edoggydog 10-28-15

I just read on Facebook that a U.S. military blimp broke free from it's mooring and two fighter jets are following after it. I hear it's being piloted by a Polish Islamic extremist who intends on flying it into the new World Trade Center! HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA Aren't you quitting soon? For the purposes of this comic contest, yes.

The Rape Loophole by four_legged_tripod 10-28-15

I'm not touching you. Quit it. I'm still not touching you. Will you quit not touching me? I thought you'd never ask.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

CC 625: Procrastinat... by jes_lawson 10-28-15

I really need to quit my bad habits. I drink too much, then get easily distracted, and never finish what I start. It's quiz night at Flanagan's. Baby Guinness only €3! Just two seconds...

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

CC 625: Cold edoggydoggy by jes_lawson 10-28-15

Man, I've got to quit using the same punchline on Stripcreator all the time... But first I need to quit drinking this psychoactive Peruvian coffee... Right after I finish this mug... Groovy!

P.S. evil_d asked what a Baby Guinness was. It's not what we wean our kids on here, it's a Tia Maria and Bailey's spooned over the top. 

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

I finally quit not judging this contest.

I am a sucker for fat lady humour, so the comic that quit losing is:

Groovy! - Chen Gets Body Slammed (Again) by edoggydog 10-24-15

Sure, I'll tell you why my wife kicked my ass. Again. Groovy! Check out our neighbor, Phreaky, in a bikini... I hate to admit this as woman, but she has a body that just won't QUIT! As opposed to yours, which looks like it threw in the towel a long time... ...ago.

Congratulations, edog, make like Mazda and deliver us 626!

Groovy!  Thank you so much. 

I would like to say that all the other comics were equally as funny as mine, but I can't since mine won, bitches! 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(just kidding)

I'll have a new contest up real soon