in the More Comic Competitions there is a contest string entitled "World's Worst...".  Whoever wins any given WW gets to pick the theme for the next WW comic contest.

In this CC, your job is to come up with your own World's Worst [fill in the blank].  Below are some examples:

• World's Worst Hillary Clinton pants suit


• World's Worst Hillary Clinton Benghazi lie


• World's Worst Hillary Clinton deleted email


• World's Worst NFL team besides the Dallas Cowboys


• World's Worst woman Hillary Clinton's husband ever slept with

You don't necessarily have to use any of the above.  Just examples to get the creative process going.

Rules:

1. name the WW theme in your title


2. be extremely funny


3. any referrance to Hillary Clinton is an automatic disqualification

Have fun.  I'll just this as soon as it seems appropriate.

Cheers!

World's Worst Hero:

WW by HCRoyall 8-11-15

Bro-Dude! The city needs your help! Bruh! Bro-Dude! Thank goodness you're he- I'll always stop you, Brown-Man! The city council has voted to rename Bro-Dude to Racist-Asshole-Man after he joined a mob of skinheads in beating a Pakistani cab driver to death instead of saving him. Dude! Harsh! I'm totally complaining about this on my Men's Rights Forum.

World's Worst Medical Outcome:

CC by HCRoyall 7-31-15

He's coming to! Mr. Jameson! Open your eyes! You've been frozen for twenty years! Does this mean you've found a cure for my condition? No, it just took this long for your HMO to find a reason to drop your coverage.

 World's Worst Comic Cup Entry:

Comic Cup by HCRoyall 5-11-15

I FELL INTO A BURNING RING OF FIRE! IT BURNS! BURNS! BURNS! THAT RING OF FIRE! That's the strangest thing I've seen since the guy with the talking manboobs two months ago. I never understood performance art.

World's Worst Follow-up Movie for the World's Worst Writer/Director:

The Room by HCRoyall 11-29-14

Oh Hi Cousin Barry! Oh Hi Uncle Warren! Tommy Weiseau's "Thanksgiving Vacation" was a little tedious... Oh Hi Clone of Me from three years ago!

World's Worst Spectator Sport:

Futbol, to those of us who play real sports by HCRoyall 7-28-14

This is a bad one, Carl. You're right Nick. Think this will lead to an expulsion from the game? What? No! Those are just fans that fell over the rail onto the field. Apparently this is over who plagiarized whose Tweet about how soccer sucks.

 

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

B.O.A.T.S. - The World's Worst Gum Just Got Even Worse by ZMannZilla 11-03-15

WELCOME TO BAZOOKAJOE.COM! THANKS FOR BUYING OUR DEEEE-LICIOUS GUM! WOULD YOU LIKE TO REDEEM THE UNLOCK CODE FROM YOUR GUM SLIP AND CLAIM YOUR DIGITAL REWARD? No, what I'd "like" is to read the comic you used to put in the packet, but I'll "settle" for figuring out what this code nonsense is all about. OOH! THIS CODE IS GOOD FOR 15 WHOLE BAZOOKA BUDDY FUN POINTS! SIGN UP FOR AN ACCOUNT ON OUR SITE AND SAVE UP POINTS FOR FUN AND ENTERTAINING THINGS! What?! You mean I have to chew MORE of this atrocious rubbery crap, AND register on a website, before you'll let me read a comic? CORRECTION! IT'S ALL LOW-BUDGET VIDEOS AND DUMB-ASS BROWSER GAMES NOW! BUT OTHER THAN THAT YOU ARE CORRECT, YES! Suddenly the temporary tattoos Cracker Jack's been giving out seem downright posh.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

I'm going to have so much fun with this CC... It's a short series. It's a bit overstepping in the rules department but it roughly keeps to them. In truth, I really couldn't help myself.

CC 626: Tardboy and Finkelman Make the World's Worst Comic by Beeko180 11-03-15

It's a Zombie Apocalypse, Finkelman. We have to do something. Those people out there are dying. Can't you hear their terrified screams? It's horrible! This is all just wrong! Death is everywhere! What ever will we do to help the situation? There. Now death is just out there. I'm okay with this.

CC 626: Tardboy and Finkelman Make the World's Worst Comic by Beeko180 11-03-15

So I've been browsing the internet- We have internet? It's the twenty first century. Everything has internet. That plank of wood over there even has internet. Oh... really? That's pretty incredible. I didn't realise technology had come that far. Shut up and let me finish. So I've been browsing the internet- Wait, which plank of wood?

CC 626: Tardboy and Finkelman Make the World's Worst Comic by Beeko180 11-03-15

I said shut up and let me finish or I'll choke your dick off with my teeth and eat it. It'll be gone. You'll never have a dick again. You'll choke my dick off? That's pretty gay. I'm not very comfortable with how gay that is. So I was browsing the internet... For gay porn?

CC 626: Tardboy and Finkelman Make the World's Worst Comic by Beeko180 11-03-15

Some time later... ...and I think we could do it. I think that if we really tried... if we tried really really hard. We could make not just a bad comic... but the world's worst comic. Why, though? What do we get? Responsibility? I don't really want that. Nobody really wants that. People only ever get that so that in the future they can have less of it. Like when they become a CEO or a Reptillian Overlord. Are you stoned right now? Does indefinitely mean not definitely? Like... inescapable means not escapable? I think it does. Because I'm indefinitely stoned.

CC 626: Tardboy and Finkelman Make the World's Worst Comic by Beeko180 11-03-15

You're right. Nobody wants responsibility. People only ever get that so that in the future they can have less of it. Like when they become a CEO or a Reptillian Overlord. Are you stoned right now? No. No? Let's make the world's worst comic to win responsibility so that in the future we can become Reptillian Overlords... or CEO's or something. Are you sure you aren't stoned?

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

CC 626: Tardboy and Finkelman Make the World's Worst Comic by Beeko180 11-03-15

HELP! GAH THE HORROR! LET US IN! LET US IN! PLEASE! AAAAAAAGHHHH! AAAGHHH! OH NO! NO! NAAAAAFUAAAKKKKKKKkkkkkk- -- Okay, so in order to make the world's worst comic, we need to know what constitutes a really bad comic. Something that's not funny? *snap* *chew* MY FRIEND! HE GOT MY FRIEND! JIM? JIM, I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE. YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO TH-braaaaaaaaaai -NO! NO! Right... but it must be more than that. Ugly? Poorly spoken? Practically nonsensical? AAAAAAAGHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE? WHY WON'T YOU HELPAAAAAGGHHH OH LORD HAVE MERCY- HELP ME! PLEASE! So a douche's taste in women. We're making three panels of a douche's taste in women. Do you hear something? I thought I heard something.

CC 626: Tardboy and Finkelman Make the World's Worst Comic by Beeko180 11-03-15

Okay... so... ugly... right? Right... That's good... I guess. So how do they fit the internet in these things? Is it like a portal or something? It's just... the internet is so big and everything. I don't know how they do it. Shut up. I'm concentrating. {h0 h4 oo do haha?]// Okay, I think I've got the first character... I call him Fishsnatch.

CC 626: Tardboy and Finkelman Make the World's Worst Comic by Beeko180 11-03-15

Are you sure these things have internet? Probably. You mean you're not certain? No, I mean I probably made it up. I don't remember much. It's a bear thing. It's done. The comic is done. We did it. We made it. Rock. Do we get to be lizardmen now? Depends. How much weed do we have left?

CC 626: Tardboy and Finkelman Make the World's Worst Comic by Beeko180 11-03-15

Can I see it? No. I will never let you see it. You'll jinx it and we won't win. We wouldn't have won anyway. We don't have any internet. What? What do you mean we don't have any internet? I'm saying we don't have internet. We wouldn't have won. But it's the twenty first century. Why don't we have internet?

CC 626: Tardboy and Finkelman Make the World's Worst Comic by Beeko180 11-03-15

Can I see it? Can I see the world's worst comic? Wait... Why are our positions reversed? Why am I reading your lines? Are these your lines? Probably. I'm just a whore...se. haha. But no you can't see the internet. I'll never let you see the internet. You'll jinx it. You're seeing the world's worst comic now. Why are your positions reverse AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHH HELP ME. HELP ME. PLEASE. PLEASE PLEASE PLS PLEASE. HE HELP HELP WOHG HELP. PLEAES. Wot -h haha eh... Noi... please... Why? Whatthis is? ]]eeh ih oh ell leu lu ag ag/?? >>knockknockwho'stheredicksdickswhojustdicks.}\|>> You have no internet. You have no internet. _fin_ --=+ \\}&ished ,//boold> What? Wha- Oh. Just dicks, my son.

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

World's Worst Episode of Dora the Explorer by four_legged_tripod 11-03-15

Hola! I'm Dora. We need to get through the forest to make it to Candy Mountain. But be on the lookout for that sneaky fox. Oh no! It's Swiper! Swiper, what are you doing in the forest? Just checking my Tinder account. Swiper! No swiping!

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

World's Worst Talk on Campfire Safety by four_legged_tripod 11-04-15

Hey kids. It's me, Smokey Bear. How many of you know how to use tinder? Well, that sure is a lot of you. When using tinder, if you see a very wet bush, stay away from it. They only lead to trouble. Now boys, how many of you like to get wood? That's great! And remember, if you see a flamer, kick sand on it. Now, who wants to watch me pitch a tent?

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

World's Worst Mall Santa by Neo11 11-04-15

This year for Christmas, I want to live in a big castle with a handsome prince Hey, I'd to live with a bunch sexy women at the Playboy Mansion but nope, look at me living it up with old Mrs. Claus at the North Pole. Get lost kid! Santa? What are you doing here in November? You came way too early That's what she said! HAHAHA, beat it you little freak! Hey buddy, I heard what you just said to my son. Where does one pick up such dirty language? I'd say mostly from my wife since she's such a dirty ho ho ho!

Okay...  By the lack of repsonse, this is shaping up to be the WW CC Idea!  regardless, there were some funny entries and I really appreciate the effort (especially you, Beeko.  HCRoyall?  Not so much).

I have to give it to four_legged_tripod.  His comic literally had me rolling!

Take it away, Tripod!

Well it sure is great to be the best of the worst. More to come as soon as I come up with something!

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke