For anyone who may be interested for whatever reason, here are a number of food reviews I've written for a site called "Danimalcrossing" under the name of "Danimal."

McDonald's Buttermilk Crispy Chicken Sandwich Review

McWhopper Review

McDonald's Ground Chicken Burger Review

Tacobell Quesarito Big Box Meal Review

Burger King Halloween Whopper Review

McDonald's Sirloin Burgers Review

Pizza Hut Hot Dog Stuffed Pretzel Crust Review

Pizza Hut Big Flavor Dipper Pizza Review

Pizza Hut Triple Treat Box Review

Little Caesars Bacon Wrapped Crust Deep Dish Review

Larry the Cable Guys Git-R-Done Frozen Biscuits and Gravy Review

There's a ton more. Come on over and poke around see what tickles your fancy. This week is Red's All Natural Frozen Burrito Week sponsored by Red's All Natural Foods Frozen Burritos. I'll post a full update when the week is over to cover the whole week. 

It's been a lot of fun and I hope you all enjoy. I'll make sure to update as new articles go up. Thanks for all your support. 

Awesome food reviews.  I want a hot dog pizza crust pizza even though they look and sound awful.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Thank biped! I appreciate the support.

It was Red's Natural Frozen Burrito Week sponsored by Red's Natural Foods Frozen Burritos this week. I had the following reviews of Red's Products.

Day One - Chipotle Beef & Bean Burrito

Day Two - Chicken Burrito

Day Three - Organic Bean & Cheddar Burrito

Day Four - Chicken Burrito Bowl Review

Day Five - Steak Burrito Bowl Review

Red's was nice enough to send me a big box of frozen burrito bowls. How big was the box? Check my full review to find out!

Red's Frozen Carnitas Burrito Bowl Review

Also you may be interested in:

Cup of coffee I had at work review

My work rest room review

and my work break room review

What did I get for my work christmas gift? Check out this review to find out. 

If those don't thrill you, try out these fast food reviews:

McDonald's Chicago Build Your Own Burger Finalists Review

Jack in the Box Review

Here are some gas station reviews if that's more your style:

Supersonic Gas Station

Pilot Gas Station

Mobil Gas Station

Indianapolis Valero Gas Station

I've got a few new reviews for all you crazy kids to check out.

You can read my review of an IHOP in Wildwood, Florida here.

Check out my review of the new Chicken Burger from Burger King, here.

Check out the review of my work Christmas Party, here.

Check out a review of a socially conscious pizza right here.

And while you're already reading all of these don't forget to check out my Lou Malnatti's Deep Dish review over here.

I ate at a Lou Malnati's after a wonderful day of drinking and baseball without any food.  It was the most delicious and necessary pizza I've ever had.  I've had other deep dish pizzas in Chicago and Lou's is definitely the best.

I like the new 5 dollar pizzas that you can get at Wal-Mart now. 

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I've got some exciting new reviews for you all to check out.

You can read all about my very first trip to a Waffle House right here.

You can read a review of me combining a Sausage McMuffin with Egg with a McDouble over here.

You can read all about me using the new McPick 2 menu from McDonald's to create my very own McChicken Parmigiana and McDouble Pizza Burger.

Have you ever been to a Bahama Breeze? You can read what I thought of it right over here.

Last up for this update I'll leave you with my own personal soft boiled egg recipe.

I have a soft spot for Waffle House.  The first time I ever patronized one, a few of us were visiting a friend at college in New Orleans.  We drove a couple of hours to Biloxi (or somewhere around there) for a Rob Zombie/Korn concert.  On the way back we stopped at a Waffle House.  We were all northerners and most of us had never encountered grits before.  One adventurous friend ordered them and had to ask the waitress what to put on them.  I don't think she thought very much of us.  As I recall he ended up putting ketchup on them and feeling like it was a bad decision.

After that I would go out of my way to go to Waffle House whenever I was in the south, because I felt like it was a southern thing to do, until somebody pointed out that I was being ridiculous and there are Waffle Houses in Delaware.

It's not a great restaurant, but it's got its charm, and there are a few things on the menu (like hash browns or bacon) that they really can't screw up that badly.

I bought my brother a Waffle House mug for Christmas one time.  I'm not sure, but it may have been to replace one that he once "walked out" of a restaurant with.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Back with some new reviews for you all!

Are the Burger King 10 piece Chicken Nuggets for $1.49 worth it? Check my review to find out!

Looking for the latest advancements in syrup? Look no further than my review of Lori's Salt Caramel Syrup!

Have you ever wondered what a Publix Super Market is really all about? Check out this review for the inside scoop!

Are you in search of a cultured dairy beverage to meet your budget? Read my review of YA-COOL and see if it's the answer to your prayers!

Ever wonder what goes down at a Grand Opening for a fried chicken restaurant? Read this review of Bubba's Famous Fried Chicken's Grand Opening to find out!

Just checking in with some new reviews for everyone.

Grilled Dogs from Burger King

Jalapeno Chicken Fries from Burger King

A look at Welsh Cakes from my Welsh Correspondent

Marukome Instant Miso Soup

My Official One Year of Blog Existence Post

Matcha Zen Premium Ceremonial Grade Green Tea

Here is the complete collection of hot dog and hot dog related items I have reviewed. Please share with your friends, family, and coworkers as you see fit.

Smilin' Clyde's - This is a hot dog cart not far from my work.

Another trip to Smilin' Clyde's to celebrate National Hot Dog Day.

Don's - I went to this place specifically because it has a hot dog statue putting condiments on itself on the roof.


Premo's - This place reminded me of hot dog stands I went to in my youth.

Janson's - This place is pretty close to my house. It was closed when I first moved in then opened under new ownership.

Portillo's - It's a tourist trap, but the food is damn good. 

America's Dog - If you're in Chicago I highly recommend checking this place out.

Random Dogs - Reviews of various hot dogs that I had photos of in my phone. 

Non Chicago Style hot dogs

7-11 - It was National Hot Dog Day and they were selling dollar dogs.

Bar-S Jumbo Dogs - For when you're making hot dogs at home.

Oscar Meyer Taste Test Challenge - Checking out various flavors of hot dogs from the Oscar Meyer company.

Burger King Grilled Dogs - The new Burger King hot dogs. 

Pizza Hut Hot Dog Stuffed Pretzel Crust Pizza Review

Meijer Stadium Style Hot Dog Potato Chips Review 

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Would you join a cult? Check out all of my various Klondike Bar reviews to find out if it's worth it.

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[URL="http://www.danimalcrossing.com/reeses-peanut-butter-cup-klondike-review/"]Reese's Peanut Butter Cups[/URL]

[URL="http://www.danimalcrossing.com/klondike-cookie-dough-swirl-review/"]Cookie Dough Swirl[/URL]

[URL="http://www.danimalcrossing.com/klondike-caramel-pretzel-review/"]Caramel Pretzel[/URL]

Hey guys! It's been awhile since I've checked in with my food reviews. Here's the latest including the big one that I knw you're all waiting for:

Mac N Cheetos from Burger King
Jalapeno McChicken from McDonald's
Magnolia Blossom Chicken from Popeyes
DEVOUR Chicken and Waffles DEVOUR is the hottest frozen meal line on the market right now. 
Crockett Creek Beef Jerky 
Daily Double from McDonald's
Jalapeno Sliders, Ghost Pepper Sliders, and Cheese Curds reviews from White Castle  
Top Ramen 
Dave's Triple from Wendy's 
Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese from McDonald's 
Sir Bananas Chocolate Banana Milk 
Grassano's Giant Pizza Puff

 

I also have the following alcoholic beverage reviews. Must be 21+ to drink these reviews!

Leinenkugel’s Summer Shandy Sampler 
Miller High Life 16 oz. Cans 
Miller High Life Pony Bottles
CHU-HI Grapefruit 


 

It's not just food and booze reviews though. You can check out these other adventures as well:

Post Office
An intimate looks inside of my car
Farmers Market
Wrigley Field
Catnip

Also be sure to check out these adventures of my business trip to Florida:

Subway
Steak 'n Shake
Olive Garden

Did you know McDonald's was having a build your own burger contest called the Burger Showdown in Texas? They were. I wasn;t able to get to Texas to try it out, but luckily one of the blogs guest correspondents was able to review it. Check out this review of The Lone Star Stack available at McDonald's throughout Texas until August.

Did you know they make Reese's stuffed with Reese's Pieces? They do! Read my full review to find out how well this achievement in modern candy engineering turned out.

Reese's stuffed with Pieces

Yeah. I reviewed the new Whopperrito from Burger King. Enjoy!

http://www.danimalcrossing.com/burger-king-whopperrito-review/

Looking at your reviews I realize I've been fired from Pizza Hut twice. 

Getting old is funny.

crabby

After seeing the photos, I think it should be called a Slopperito.

Good write up. I write a blog where I try to make bargain bin supermarket food a bit better just for laughs, and I really enjoyed that. Something to aim for.

I promise not to try and recreate that using frozen burgers from the Tesco...

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Thanks for all the kind words everyone. I appreciate your support. Enjoy my review of the new Cheetos Chicken Fries from Burger King. What a time to be alive!

http://www.danimalcrossing.com/burger-king-mac-n-cheetos/

Here's the right link.

http://www.danimalcrossing.com/burger-king-cheetos-chicken-fries-review/

crabby

I love this stuff (these reviews, that is). Funny, of course, and informative. I'm glad I didn't try the Cheetos Chicken Fries -- that would have been the taste of disappointment.

My boss tried the Whopperito and texted me a pic of a forlorn bit of sauce, meat and lettuce in a burrito. It looked terrible, and he actually complained about it. They did offer to make him another one.

In semi-related news, one local restaurant in my town serves hot, fresh pork rinds as an appetizer. The kicker is that they sprinkle them with crushed cheese puffs and call them Big Orange Pork Rinds (or similar). Go Vols!

It's not an overabundance of cheese -- just enough to get the taste. Most of the crushed puff bits seem to make their way to the bottom of the paper cone in which the rinds are served, so you can pour them out onto the last couple of rinds if you so choose. Good stuff.

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