As the last "World's Worst" contest ran an exceedingly long time and got only a handful of entries I had to ask myself...WHY?  As a result of much time in thoughful meditation over that topic I reached the following conclusion....."Sometimes, people just don't give a shit!"  Using that bit of wisdom as my guide I have formulated a twist on the..."World's Worst" contest.  This one will be titled WB:109 "The World's BEST Display of Apathy"  Show, in the funniest way you  can, the good old "I don't give a damn" attitude.  As far a judging goes, I won't judge till at least 10 entries have been made so if you feel this whole idea sucks enter many times and the end will, hopefully come quicker.  But THAT'S how someone who actually gives a shit would handle it. You guys are dealing with ME!  Bwahahahaha...    Ready?  Set? GO!

RCL no. 5011 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 12-16-15

Well, you can tell everyone I'm a damn disgrace or drag my name all over the place, I don't care anymore! Do you hear me, Ethan? I don't care anymore! Do you care any LESS? Ha, ha... Besides, aren't those Phil Collins lyrics you're quoting? Yeah. Probably. RCLG is so apathetic about the comic contest he apparently just cut and pasted lyrics off a website. With what? His penis?

WW109: I can't Even Be Arsed To Come Up With A Decent Title by ZMannZilla 12-16-15

Ragu4u made a comic contest about apathy. Here's what I think of both him and his contest:

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

WW aw, fuck it! by atomiclunch 12-16-15

Hey all, atomiclunch here. Since there was no winner for WW108, I'm just gonna suggest a new contest. First, take a punchline fr - Psst! Ragu4u won. You're posting in his contest right now! Ragu4u. Yes. Who? Beats me, google it yourself.

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

An ample beginning!  But more needs to be done!

*sigh*

whatever...

so worthy of wb 109 that it's not worthy of wb 109 by atomiclunch 12-17-15

Oh look, yet another contest. Fine. setup overly wordy premise more overly wordy and possibly misdirecting premise stale, half-assed punchline. ideally utilizing a stripcreator in-joke character with blank expression

RCL no. 5017 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 12-17-15

Mohammed Ahkbar walks into a fast food restaurant, takes one look at the menu and sees that they serve pork, which causes him to have a massive coronary. *ACK* Instead of calling 911, Chen just stands there and watches him die an extremely painful death! MY HEART!!! (If, this isn't absolutely the "World's Best Display of Apathy", then go ahead and vote for Hillary Clinton, you commie fuck.) Would you like to super-size that? *gasp*

Chendifference by atomiclunch 12-18-15

Honey, let's go have some wild sex. Right now! No thanks. How about if I go fuck Jimmy? His nickname is Trigger. Then have him fuck you, that okay? Whatever... meh

WB109 by brycekain 12-18-15

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

Only two more entries and the vote will occur.

The 109 at the WB: Meh by brycekain 12-24-15

How to Be the Best at Being Apathetic... Step 1: Join a comic contest about apathy... Step 2: Secretly message all the other contest entrants and tell them not to make a 10th comic just to piss off the moderator. Step 03: If you actually did step 2, congratulations! It was just a joke and you're a dick........ uhhh......... actually, that sounds more like it would be passive-aggress... Can I stop jerking your mom off now?

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

Well people, I guess reaching for 10 entries was just asking too much, ergo, I have selected a winner.  I must say that there were 4 that really got my interest but because of my sick penchant for always rooting for "CHEN" the eternal underdog....the win goes to......atomiclunch for "chendifference"

Thanks to all who entered!

Fools, money, etc. by atomiclunch 12-28-15

Congratulations, Lunch. You've won the most awesome contest ever! whee Best 5 bucks I ever spent! Watta bargain! I heard that! You were the only one that offered a bribe! I'm going to put it to good use, though.

Thanks, rags. I will come up with something in the next day or 2. I've not done this before so if anyone has any advice (i.e. which ideas have pretty much sucked, what's been done to death, etc.), it'd be appreciated.

Atomic Lunch won????  Normally, I'd raise a big stink, but I don't really give a #%@$!