My kids are all into the Maze Runner book series and the Scorch Trials movie made its way to the theatres this summer. So I thought we'd make some comics involving mazes.  The only criteria is that at least one panel of your comic has to use the "hallway" background but it has to be referred to as part of a maze.

That's it. That's your challange. I'll judge this before Chirstmas.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Porkman & Finchy Multi-Fuck Pizza, Navigation, & Greek Myths by ZMannZilla 12-15-15

Holy Cursewords Porkman! We'll NEVER deliver Minotaur's pizza in under thirty minutes if we can't find our way through this maze! Fear not! Porkman's brilliant brain-goo has discovered solution to maze! Follow the Porkman to the Minotaur! You keep saying you have it figured out, but we've been wandering aimlessly for four hours now! YES AND IN THAT FOUR HOURS PORKMAN DEDUCED ANSWER TO MAZE! NOW FOLLOW PORKMAN TO MINOTAUR! Meanwhile... Why are these idiots still pacing around my front hall...?

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

Who Moved My Movement? by AccentuateNegative 12-15-15

We've been at it all night and we still can't find the cheese. We'll never find it in this maze. I smell something around the corner. Freedom? If they aren't out in ten minutes, I'm sending in the cat.

One Autumnal Afternoon in 1954 by kaufman 12-22-15

Hey Vic, are you in here? Vic ? Where the hell are you? I'm in here, coach! Well, come on, get the hell out of there! It's your turn to bat. And stay out of the damn labyrinth! I can't! My zipper is stuck to the wall! I don't believe what I just saw. Ladies and gentlemen, Vic Wertz's fly was somehow caught by maze!

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Groovy! - A lame-ass attempt at a kaufman pun by edoggydog 12-23-15

...and that's when I doubled-down on fifteen and won $5,000. That's a lot of wampum! Groovy! Anyways, to answer your question, the Native American word for corn is "maize". Not "maze"? No, stupid! Are you on drugs? No... Just a little "mazed and cornfused".

CC by HCRoyall 12-23-15

So explain this to the folks at home. It's simple, really. Place a mouse in the built maze, expose him to various substaces, and see how long it takes to solve the maze. Pumped full of drugs to stimulate crippling paranoia, he is placed in a maze that is nothing but a straight hallway. The mouse can see the exit, but is convinced this is a trap. And the POINT of this? We're hoping for a breakthrough in the next few weeks as to why people are still supporting Trump..

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

RCL no. 5027 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 12-23-15

Wow... That Johnson kid was "A-MAZE-Ing"! She's only twelve years old, but she worked you over like a retarded MMA fighter with Parkinsons! I only wish I had a video camera so I could have recorded and uploaded it onto Facebook! Are you going to call an ambulance, or am I going to stand here and bleed out like a retarded MMA fighter with Parkinsons?

(I must have clicked a 1000 times on the random layout button, but no hallway background came up.  This will have to do.)

Planet WTF Presents: Pregnant Pause Theater 77 by brycekain 12-24-15

This hallway is very long. So very very long. Yes, it is so so very long. It is so long that this PART OF it is A-MAZE-ing! The end! PSST! Isn't this the background Bryce usually uses for those "Madonna Vagina" jokes? BITCH, YOU MAKE US LOSE THIS THING AND YOU CAN FORGET ABOUT THAT ABORTION I PROMISED YOU FOR HANUKKAH!

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

So we've come to the end of the maze. Who did we find there as the winner? AccentuateNegative!

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Oh, my!  Sorry for the delay in creating the next contest--I forgot I entered.

This might be the first contest I've won under this account, so I am thankful and humbled.  I will get a new one started later tonight.