With Batman v. Superman, Captain America/Civil War and Deadpool coming into the theaters soon, I thought that maybe now would be good to do (another) superhero-themed CC.

Your job is to make up a superhero out of the lesser used characters (like Clappy, for example) and show them doing extraordinary feets of heroism!

Or maybe just helping an old lady cross the street.

As you know, I'm all about the randomness, so bonus points if you use a random layout.

Good Luck!

Missed it by a Super String by brycekain 9-03-12

This looks like a job for SUPER TAMPON! And his trusty side kick Gyno-boy! Why don't we get more pussy? You'd think they'd be lining up to fondle our junk.

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

CC634: Actual Footage Of How Real Holodecks Will Be Abused by ZMannZilla 2-05-16

Martin loves his holodeck. Every day, Martin pretends to be his favorite comic book character. Time to be destroyed, Herpes The Clown... For I, THE MASKED PENIS, must destroy you with my mighty BUTT-THRUST ATTACK! I dare you to try! Except today, when the power went out. DAMMIT!

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

CC 634: What a hoser by brycekain 2-05-16

Need help, ma'am? Oh good, you're here. I never thought you'd come. Wherever there is evil, The Nozzle will be there to hose down the enemy! Wait, aren't you Jenna Jameson? Hand me the Vaseline, would you dear?

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

WW by HCRoyall 8-11-15

Bro-Dude! The city needs your help! Bruh! Bro-Dude! Thank goodness you're he- I'll always stop you, Brown-Man! The city council has voted to rename Bro-Dude to Racist-Asshole-Man after he joined a mob of skinheads in beating a Pakistani cab driver to death instead of saving him. Dude! Harsh! I'm totally complaining about this on my Men's Rights Forum.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

CC: 634 "They can't ALL be Superman" by atomiclunch 2-06-16

Oh no! It's Christmas and global warming has left me dressed too warmly to make the run! What am I gonna do?! *POFF!* Never fear! The Bradsicle is here! No need to thank me, just leave a little somethin' somethin' in my stocking, big guy! Uh, some sunscreen and my speedo would've been sufficient. We're in - Fer chrissakes, Santa. You know what I want for Christmas? I want Tahiti to be fucking Tahiiti again! I can't feel my vulva.

Wow...  This contest died faster than a Scott Walker Presidential campaign!

okay, thanks for all the entries, but Z's comic made me laff the hardest!

take it away, Zman!

I feel... mighty.

Next contest will be up shortly.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."