Okay, I've racked by brains to try and come up with an original CC theme, but it seems they are all taken.

Sooooooo...  This one is all about me.  Your job is to create a comic(s) based on any of my running characters.

Below is a sampling of the aforementioned geniusness:

Groovy! - Presents: Thoughts from My Fucking Cat by edoggydog 10-29-06

I needed to pee earlier... So, I had a choice between the litter-box next to me, or my owner's basket of clean laundry in his bedroom... I opted for what makes the most logical sense to me... [*sniff* *sniff* ] What the hell? Why do my clothes smell like urine? Ah, FUCKING CAT!!

Groovy! - Armless Anders by edoggydog 7-09-12

...and then that pansy cried like a bitch when he spoke after losing Wimbledon; confirming that English men are a bunch of limp-wristed faggots! Groovy! Ah, shit... Here comes Armless Anders! Whatever you do, don't make eye contact! CAN SOMEONE PLEASE PULL OUT MY COCK SO I CAN TAKE A PISS??

Groovy! - Presents: Overreacting Randolph by edoggydog 7-21-14

Did you hear about the merger? WHAT FUCKING MERGER?? Do you have your rewards card? WHAT FUCKING REWARDS CARD?? Did you remember buy food for the cat? WHAT FUCKING CAT??

Groovy! - Phreaky's All in! by edoggydog 10-15-07

...and that's when I trapped the guy into "pushing all in"! Groovy! So, when did you take up no-limit hold 'em? What's no limit hold 'em?   ?

You can use any one of these or any of the plethora of ongoing characters I have in the comic showcase (hint: my alter-ego is RandomComicLayoutGuy, if you don't already know).  You can even combine characters, if you want.

Rules:

1. new comics only


2. be funny


3. must have at least one entry to win


4. the No Mocking Rule has been suspended

MAJOR bonus points if you work my most obviously groovy character into your comic.

Have at it...  Judging will happened when deemed necessary.

-edoggydog

CC #636 Groovy! - Interview with God by Porternotes 2-22-16

... so that's why men have nipples. Groovy! Anything else you'd like to know? Yeah, man. What's the deal with the platypus? Oh, shit, I was so fucking high that day... I knew it.

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https://www.porternotes.com

CC 636: It's a Groovy Kind of Love by brycekain 2-22-16

Go away, Cat! I'm tryin' to shit! Meow? Go away, Cat! I'm tryin' to shit! Meow? What's that smell? Meow :)

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

Humor, cheap and easy, like usual.

CC 636: LPs for Singles by atomiclunch 2-22-16

So, he asked you to put on some music but didn't have CDs? What DID he have? They were these big, flat things. They were round, had a hole in the middle and were textured, like, umm... like *ahem* like? Fuck if I know! Scratchy?

I was not previously familiar with Overreacting Randolph and I've got to say, he seems like a character with a lot of potential.

CC636: Overreacting Randolph's Normal Day by evil_d 2-23-16

It looks like you're writing a business letter! WHAT FUCKING LETTER?? Parkas would be in the outerwear department. WHAT FUCKING OUTERWEAR DEPARTMENT?? Large espresso for Randolph? WHAT FUCKING RAND... oh, that's me.

CC636: Overreacting Randolph Goes to Work by evil_d 2-23-16

Randolph, I need you to finish compiling the annual sales figures by close of business on Thursday. WHAT FUCKING SALES FIGURES?? WHAT FUCKING BUSINESS?? WHAT FUCKING THURSDAY??

CC636: Overreacting Randolph Hits the Road by evil_d 2-23-16

WHAT FUCKING ENLIGHTENMENT?? WHAT FUCKING VERTEBRAE?? WHAT FUCKING LEADER??

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Abbott and Costello Meet Overreacting Randolph by kaufman 2-23-16

There's a morals problem with our baseball team. The gambling and drugs are one thing, but now they've taken it even further. Yesterday I went into the locker room and caught the second baseman buggering the first baseman. WHAT FUCKING WHO??

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Yeah! That's the spirit!

CC636: Overreacting Randolph Saves the Species by evil_d 2-24-16

WHAT FUCKING CLIMATE CHANGE?? WHAT FUCKING MARS COLONIZATION MISSION?? WHAT FUCKING GIANT LEAP FOR MANKIND??

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Three men walk into a bar, everyone suffers for it. by HCRoyall 2-25-16

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO YOUR ARMS?! Lost them in an unfortunate accident. WHAT FUCKING ACCIDENT?! Technically my birth, but it's a long story. See... 4 hours later... ...anyway, that's why they don't allow dogs in the strip club anymore. Groovy!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Groovy! - SO FAR, SO GOOD?? by edoggydog 2-25-16

This comic contest is shaping up real nice... There are a lot of funny entries! Groovy! I just hope a certain someone doesn't catch wind that so far he's the "star" of the contest. You know how he gets... Not to worry... I'm sure he has no idea there's even a comic contest happening on stripcreator.com. WHAT FUCKING STRIPCREATOR.COM???

okay, seems to be winding down.  I'll give it the weekend and judge it on Monday

CC 636: It's a Groovy Kind of Ribbing by brycekain 2-26-16

Go away, Cat! I'm tryin' to shit! Judge the contest. Go away, Cat! I'm tryin' to shit! Judge the contest. What's that smell? Bryce Kain not winning.

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

GUYS!!  GUYS!!  Don't forget Chen:

Groovy! - A Brazilian Wax Job by edoggydog 12-22-11

Sure... I'll tell you why my wife kicked my ass! Groovy! Did you hear about the Brazilian woman who gave birth to a two-headed baby? Yes, and thank God it was a boy! Can you imagine a woman with two mouths? I mean, no man wants to be nagged at in... ...stereo.

CC: 636 - The what with the who?

WHAT FUCKING UNDERTAKER??

by atomiclunch, 2-28-16

CC 636: Another "blind" date by brycekain 2-28-16

...so I'm here at the internet cafe trying to find an online date. Groovy. Why are you here? Gay bathroom sex. Oh, right. Bryce said he's waiting for you in stall #3. "Glory, glory, hallelujah...."

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

Thank you for all of your entries.  All were funny, and the Overreacting Randolphs were the funniest.  I think the visual of his bulging eyes make them extra funny.

With that in mind, the winner is evil_d with his plethora of OR comics.  Those made me laugh the hardest.

Take it away, Mr. d!

WHAT FUCKING COMIC CONTEST VICTORY??

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

evil_d wrote:

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WHAT FUCKING COMIC CONTEST VICTORY??

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brycekain wrote:

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CC 636: It's a Groovy Kind of Ribbing by brycekain 2-26-16

Go away, Cat! I'm tryin' to shit! Judge the contest. Go away, Cat! I'm tryin' to shit! Judge the contest. What's that smell? Bryce Kain not winning.

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let's give this a go, second comic in 5 years

CC637: It's all the same by dyaot 3-07-16

what brings you to the bar tonight pete? same as last week darrel my wife kicked my out for not being manly enough again eh? you can do so much better then that white trash why does darrel keep talking to that tranny every saturday night now? fake pussys still pussy bud