Maybe I'm a sick fuck but I'm possessed of a pretty sick sense of humor.  I love it when people create fucked up versions of children's stories and shows. I also love it when the stupidity in other pop culture and expose it in humorous ways.

So take something pure and innocent and fuck it up like a party girl on Spring Break, or rip that god damn curtain down and expose the Wizard for the incompetent old man he is.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Another entry that stands NO chance to win....

Groovy! - The Princess and the Pee Finger by edoggydog 6-07-16

I come from "royalty", and if you can pass a certain test I've devised, you can be my princess... Okay! WTF?? And, they lived happily never after! Groovy!

Groovy! - The Princess and the Pee Finger II by edoggydog 6-07-16

There is a little known epilogue to this fairy tale... Groovy! Now that you've passed the test, the only thing left to do is the urination ceremony. Uh, don't you mean CORONATION ceremony? Nope! DAMMIT!!

CC 645 - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles by Shaneo39 6-07-16

I found them covered in an ooze in the sewer below 78th Street in New York. There were four of them. I gave them all nicknames that day. I named them after four famous artists from the Italian Renaissance. They were covered in this ooze still so I had to take them all back to my lair to take care of them. And that pretty much sums up the first time I came down off LSD in a New York Brothel...... anyways, hop on. Cowabunga

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The Greatest Strip Ever Made

RCL no. 5319 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 6-08-16

...so out of all the potential women he tested, she was only one who felt the pea when she slept! So, the prince chose her to be his princess? Nahhhh.. He went with the girl with the biggest tits! And, they lived nippley ever after!

This is sort of similar to CC406 so I'm going to start by re-entering my strips from that.

CC406: The Clown & Clown & Clown Show! by evil_d 11-09-08

Say, Clown, where's Clown? I don't know, Clown. But I heard a rumor that he got hit by a car this morning! CUT!! What the fuck, Barry? I know you're pissed that your wife left you, but don't take it out on the kids. You can't just yell "cut", man. This is a live broadcast.

CC406: The Zombie & Skeleton Show! by evil_d 11-10-08

Welcome to the Zombie & Skeleton Show, kids! Hey Zombie, today we've got a special guest. Can you guess who it is? Braaaaaiiiinnns.... No, silly, it's not brains! I know how much boys and girls like ponies, so I invited my friend Petey the Undead Pony to drop on in! *PLOP* WAAAHH!

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Kimkim: Dorkemon Trainer #2 by ZMannZilla 4-05-08

Oh, wow, Kimkim! Look at that big group of Dorkemon up there! What's the DorkeDex say about them? They are called "Hugbear", Drax. I guess that's why they're all hugging one another like that. Yep. Says here that they love everyone, but most of all, they love their families, and detest being seperated from them. Awwww, that is so cute. I know. Let's catch one and make it kill the others.

Kimkim: Dorkemon Trainer #4 by ZMannZilla 4-08-08

CRABBO CRABBO! CRABBO CRABBO! CRABBO CRABBO! Keep talking that shit and watch what happens.

Kimkim: Dorkemon Trainer #7 by ZMannZilla 4-14-08

Pewter City ahead. Think you're ready to take on the Pewter City Dorke-Dojo Leader, Kimkim? Dang straight, Drax. The first Dorke-Badge is practically mine. I got my whole strategy worked out. Do tell. Well, you know how he uses lower-level Rock types, which despite their high defense, are vulnerable to everything short of a stiff breeze? Yup. So you're going to use your Water and Fighting types a lot, I presume. No, I'm going to pee on his Dorkemon and laugh at him. It's super-effective!

Kimkim: Dorkemon Trainer #8 by ZMannZilla 4-14-08

Wow, Kimkim, I can't believe you actually beat the Pewter City Dorke-Dojo leader by peeing on his Rock types. Well, Drax, they ARE vulnerable to Water attacks, but the bulk of that win was psychological. What do you mean? Examine the facts - He's a grown man, handing out Badges in a small podunk town, who somehow managed to be a Dojo leader with two shitty Level 10 Rock types. Yeah? So? Clearly the type of person who would give anything to see a li'l Asian girl pissing without the Internet involved.

Kimkim: Dorkemon Trainer #6 by ZMannZilla 4-08-08

Well, fancy meeting you here again, in these woods, all alone... Now strip to your bare ass and get in the van NOW. I've been waiting for this for a long time. Oh my, it appears I'm completely defenseless, just me and my PROTOBEAST FIRE ATTACK NOW! What the heLAAOW AAAAUGH GOD IT BURNS IT BURNS!!!! PRO PRO!!! Well, I guess this means I don't want to come back to the compound, huh Dad?

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

CC645 - This is Jugend, my beautiful friend by kramer_vs_kramer 6-09-16

Hello children! Today on story time I'm going to read you a fun book about camping. Psst! Mr Rogers! What is it? That's the wrong book. It's not about camping. Are you sure? It says right here- "Mein Kampf"

RCL no. 5324 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 6-09-16

Babar the Elephant, all growed up and married... How's your cold, honey? Ahhhhhh... Ahhhhhhh... CHOOOOOOOO!!!!! You just sprayed elephant snot all over half the bedroom. Nice. Sorry. *sniff*

I'll judge this next Friday, the 25th of June.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

CC 645: Rapunzel by Arboretum 6-16-16

Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hair! Ewww, why is it all sticky and dark-looking? THAT'S NOT MY NORMAL HAIR....

I recently found my Game Boy Advance and copy of Pokemon Sapphire and started playing again out of nostalgia, so this comic wins out of appropriate context:

Kimkim: Dorkemon Trainer #2 by ZMannZilla 4-05-08

Oh, wow, Kimkim! Look at that big group of Dorkemon up there! What's the DorkeDex say about them? They are called "Hugbear", Drax. I guess that's why they're all hugging one another like that. Yep. Says here that they love everyone, but most of all, they love their families, and detest being seperated from them. Awwww, that is so cute. I know. Let's catch one and make it kill the others.

Have at it, ZMannZilla!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.