So I took ZMann's strategy and went with an area code. 647 is the area code for Toronto and in his album, the rapper Drake referred to Toronto as the "Six".  As most comics are three panels long, that gives us 666. (I know. I just took the contest idea from whoever wins CC 665.)

Your comic must refer to 666, or the mark of the beast, in some way.

And just because, you can only use characters from the "goats", "exploding dogs", and "dexx" catagories. (Catagories 6, 4, and 7 respectively in case you were wondering).

That's it. Take it away. I'll jugde this when I judge this.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

CC 647 Gotta Catch 'em ALL!! by Porternotes 7-12-16

Nobody gives two shits about us anymore. Maybe we need a better social media profile. I tried to get 666.com, but it's owned by some silicone valley jerk who wants $3million for the domain name. Websites are old news anyway. There's got to be a way to lure new souls to Hell. Maybe we can get a few of those pokemon down here. Now you're talkin'!

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https://www.porternotes.com

RCL no. 5380 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 7-12-16

...and after he took my skin, my muscles, and all of my internal organs, he then took my SOUL! Who? SANTA!! I think you mean "Satan". Yes, yes... Sorry. I'm a little lickdicksuck. I think you mean "dyslexic".

CC647: Sausage, Pepperoni, Olives, And DAMNATION by ZMannZilla 7-14-16

HELLOOOOO! ANSWER YOUR DOOR! knock knock Ah! Hello fine foul spawn of the pit! I have your pizza here! I did not order a pizza. Wait, this isn't 666, the Number Of The Beast??? Thou hast the wrong address. This be 668, the Neighbor Of The Beast. 666 is over there.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

RCL no. 5397 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 7-16-16

WHAT THE FUCK??? WHO DARE ERECT THIS SYMBOL OF THE BIRTH OF JESUS IN MY HOUSE OF THE DAMNED??? "I did... Why?" I mean, like, Christmas is at least five months away, silly!

(yeah, yeah...  this comic doesn't meet the enty requirements)

RCL no. 5396 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 7-15-16

What do you mean I can't be in this comic? Yeah... Why can't she be in this comic? "Who ever heard of an outdoor kitchen?" It's called a BARRR-BEEEE-Q, dumbass! Yeah, dumbass! "Um, where we going with this comic?" I don't know... You need to ask four_legged_tripod. Apparently, this comic is going straight to HELL! Get it? HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA

(this one neither)

It's So Hot by Neo11 7-18-16

Honey, I'm home How was your walk? Ugh, it's so hot here in hell. I sweat my dick off! Oh, sounds like we are done having sex then What? What?

RCL no. 5404 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 7-20-16

You brought me to Africa? Yeah. Why? I told you I wanted to go sightseeing in Eurasia! That's what happens when you make a deal with the Devil! MUWAHAHAHA!!! What? Incompetency? Hey, it's only my second day as a travel agent... Give me a break, okay?

CC647 End Times by Porternotes 7-22-16

So, let me get this straight. Donald Trump is the anti-Christ. Yep. Mark of the Beast, 666, all that jazz. Then why would conservative Christians support him? They WANT the world to end. They're hastening the demise of humankind to bring about the second coming of the Messiah. That seems pretty extreme. You don't know extreme until you've mated a Scottish woman with a Jackal.

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https://www.porternotes.com

RCL no. 5411 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 7-23-16

Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! What are you doing, David? Pounding a nail into my head, silly! Why? Because, my neighbor's dog told me to! Think of the lives that could have been saved if that fucking dog would have told Berkowitz to do this instead of shooting all those innocent people!

RCL no. 5412 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 7-23-16

SHUT UP!!!!!!!!! SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!! SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!! What's wrong, David? MY NEIGHBOR'S DOG IS ORDERING ME TO GO STAB PEOPLE WHILE THEY'RE SITTING IN THEIR CARS!!!!! I CAN'T DO THAT!! Actually, it's me ordering you to do that. The dog is just the vessel I chose to speak to you... Besides, I told you to shoot the people! Oh. I can do that. I hear a .44 Magnum works best if you want to blow their heads clean off.

I'll give this one more day or so and then I'll judge, so get those last minute entries in.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Looks like it's time to wrap this one up.

Coming in second place is Porternotes with:

CC647 End Times by Porternotes 7-22-16

So, let me get this straight. Donald Trump is the anti-Christ. Yep. Mark of the Beast, 666, all that jazz. Then why would conservative Christians support him? They WANT the world to end. They're hastening the demise of humankind to bring about the second coming of the Messiah. That seems pretty extreme. You don't know extreme until you've mated a Scottish woman with a Jackal.

But the winner of this contest is ragu4u with:

This win for rags was bibically foretold as the seventh sign of the end times. So take it away rags!

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Thanks for the win but no new contest from me will follow.  I have decided to delete ALL my comics.  Thanks to Brad and all you strippers for putting up with all the years of my poor taste!

Well, that was unexpected.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

evil_d wrote:

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Well, that was unexpected.

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As winner (by default) I will post the rules for CC648 on Monday, August 1st. 

Please use the available weekend to celebrate ragu4u.

Or watch bowling on tv or sometihing.

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https://www.porternotes.com