My state senator recently posted photos of her attending a rally for Planned Parenthood, standing behind a podium with a sign displaying the hashtag for the event:

Of course, this makes me think of many things other than Planned Parenthood.  Urinary tract infections, the recent allegations involving the US president and Russian hookers in a Moscow hotel, adult diapers, and so on.

Somebody should have asked a 13 year old boy, or even a dirty old man, if #IStandWithPP would remind people to support Planned Parenthood or something else entirely.

Same with Cheese Nips, but i digress.

So, this contest is about misunderstood slogans, advertising messages, product names, hashtags, and the like.  Somebody's bright idea has an entirely different meaning to the rest of the world.

Cross your legs, stand with pee pee, and make some comics!

CC: 660 by Makin_d_bacon 1-21-17

I need a product that can get rid of twat breath! Ate at the "Y", did you? Regularly...if I'm lucky. Got anything? I got JUST the thing. I'll have Boozer bring out a bottle. Here ya go pal...one bottle o "Pussy Liqour"!

RCL no. 5577 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 1-21-17

Are you the new football coach? No... Science Teacher. Oh, sorry... I was confused by the word, "COACH" written on your shirt. It's an acronym. What does it stand for? Coach. Duh-uh.

RCL no. 5578 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 1-21-17

I can't handle the political correct-ness at this school! I mean, they won't even teach the children the letter N here because of the "N-word". But, what about the "F-word"? Or the "C-word"? Or the "B-word"? Or the "S-word"? Or the "A-word"? Or the "T-word"? Or the "P-word"? Or the "V-word"? Or the "D-word"? Or the "J-word"? Or the...

Question is not when we gonna stop, but who's gonna stop us? by Lord_Vodek 1-22-17

For $150 bucks you get the whole experience I don't know, aren't you a little young to be a hooker? You don't want her she doesn't have the experience I do Silly rabbit tricks are for kids

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Resident Masochist & Adrenaline Junkie -I'm probably not god but you should worship me just in case-

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...and might I say, calling it Touched Twice is false advertising.

by Porternotes, 1-22-17

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choadwarrior wrote:

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Same with Cheese Nips, but i digress.

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CC660: I Sit with Bum Gun by umfumdisi 1-23-17

Have you tried super fresh moisture happy Bum Gun??? What is Bum Gun? It sounds safe and sanitary! It is, dirty taint sister! Bum Gun blows fecal matters out of your life for ever. Wave 'soo long' to messy toilet papers! But Soo Long is my best sibling? Then say 'bye bye' to other hangers-on about your anus. Blow them away -- with spray! Bum Gun is top harvest life product for sanitary livestyle. Please take my income!

And, yes, it's just a bidet sprayer, butt it is approved by Liam Neeson (scroll down):  http://www.thebumgun.com/

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

Just Say Yes by four_legged_tripod 1-24-17

Our anti-drug campaign is working! The line wraps around the building twice! It's great! Too many people have gotten on drugs. I know! They've gotten on crack, they've gotten on speed, they've gotten on meth, and they've gotten on weed. I'm so glad we came up with such a catchy slogan. "Let us help get you off!" "Let us help get you off!"

Shocking by four_legged_tripod 1-24-17

Congresswoman, are you sure you want to run on this platform? Of course! Women are under-represented in Congress. The ratio should be 2 to 1 in favor of women. Yes but- - And pink is the perfect color to symbolize women. Plus I want America to see men as the dirty, smelly creatures they are! All good points, but do you really want to keep the slogan "Two in the Pink and one in the Stink"?

Jack be Nimble by four_legged_tripod 1-24-17

What is your obsession with Jack Nicholson? He's just so smug. I can't stand his attitude. But to start an online campagn to ruin the man? Why not? He goes around all high and mighty on his high horse. He needs to be knocked off! Yes, but do you really want to go around wearing a t-shirt that says "Help Jack off the horse"?

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Force of Levity II by Namgubed 1-25-17

I dropped 40 pounds on Jenny Craig! ... from the top of the Empire State Building. Yeah, she's pretty much just a greasy red smudge on the sidewalk, now.

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

Worst Wing S2: Us and them by TheGovernor 1-27-17

We need to clarify whrere we stand as to alternative facts, just so our colleagues know we're on the level when it comes to lies. Ok, well as truths go I still plan on buliding a wall, and getting the mexicans to pay for it That seems a little unrealistic sir, perhaps if we say we're enhancing the border for the benefit of mexicans , they might buy into it Yes but that would remind them that their economy props up ours Still I doubt the mexicans are going to pay for the wall I plan to build it out of tortillas.

RCL no. 5582 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 1-27-17

True story: When I was growing up, if I told my mom I can't do something... ...she would tell me, "Can't never did anything!" Never did find out who that Can't guy was and why he was such a lazy bum.

RCL no. 5583 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 1-27-17

Mom, can I have sex with the dog? No, you can't. "Can't never did anything!" Right, mom? Ha, ha... Right, son. Getting back to my original query... What if I already had sex with the dog? Then, I'd tell you to stop hanging around that Bryce Kain kid!

RCL no. 5584 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 1-27-17

"Okay, Phreaky... You have been chosen to be the spokesmodel for a our new macromastia support bra. For obvious reasons." Thank you! "Do you have any questions?" Yeah, about the ad slogan... "What about it?" Are we really going with "You gotta keep 'em separated"?

CC660: A Political Joke Longer Than Trump's Attention Span by ZMannZilla 1-28-17

OK, fellow Americans, shut your loser yaps and listen up. This wall is getting built, and we need the land to build it on. And let me tell you about the YUGE deal I just did in Arizona! This land in particular is on a Hopi Indian reservation. They say they aren't just going to give up the land without something in return, and y'know what? That's fair. I respect that. I'm the master of deals, believe me, so I asked 'em, I said what do you want? The chief says to me, he says "We want to be represented in your administration." He introduces me to some young tribe members, and says "Give one of 'em a job, ANY job." Sure, I think, no problem, I'll just make 'em my barber or something. Out of all the candidates, I picked Blaine Ying. He's a former Olympic sprinter that quit athletics to open a salon. Classy salon, let me tell you, the guy knows his way around a pair of scissors! That's why I said "Chief... I would LOVE having that rushin' Hopi Ying on my hair!"

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

RCL no. 5588 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 1-29-17

Okay, Tevin... Come at me again. I... I'm afraid, sensei! Remember what I told you: "Whatever doesn't kill you, makes you stronger!" Or makes my lip fatter! JESUS HENRY CHRIST!!!! I TOLD YOU IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!!!!!HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY I'M SORRY???

Uncross your legs--I'm judging this thing tomorrow.

Zman wins for making me laugh at the wordiest comic I've ever read.

Take it away, sir!

Something I was noodling after the fact, congrats Zman

Etymology by TheGovernor 1-31-17

Sorry old bean, I know we're stuck in a lift but I really need to take a Trump An English Trump or an American Trump? Well in England Trump is a somewhat quaint northern expression for passing wind While in America Trump now means that at the moment of feeling a wet fart coming you drop your pants, pull your anus apart and projectile fire liquid feces in all directions In that case a little of column A, little of column B

Ironically, I won without the popular vote. Thanks!

New contest shortly.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."