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evil_d
Riding through your town with his head on fire

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Write some comics about fantasy football, or fantasy any other sport.

You should know that I myself don't participate in fantasy sports, or follow sports at all, really.  So the whole thing is kind of foreign to me.  You may need to explain some things.  Like, I know how to play football, I just don't care.

Will judge next Friday, November 10th.  Winner gets to (or has to, depending on your perspective) run CC679.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

11-01-17 12:54pm (new)
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kaufman
Director of Cats

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What? This doesn't already exist? by kaufman
11-01-17
Ok, this is the draft for our new fantasy Stripcreator league. You know the rules. You get 5 strippers, 2 paying, 3 unpaid; 2 characters, a background and 2 joke types. Abe, you have first pick.
I'll take anal sex jokes.
Oh ****. He's already won the league.

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11-01-17 3:50pm (new)
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four_legged_tripod
Do what to who for how many jellybeans?

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Real Life: Patriot Act by four_legged_tripod
11-01-17
You've been in there for a while now. Are you okay?
Just fine. I'm just rubbing one out thinking about Tom Brady.
This is not what I meant when I said you could join my fantasy football league.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

11-01-17 3:54pm (new)
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RandomComicLayoutGuy
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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evil_d wrote:

 Like, I know how to play football, I just don't care.


I knew you were gay!

11-01-17 10:05pm (new)
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RandomComicLayoutGuy
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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11-01-17 10:15pm (new)
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evil_d
Riding through your town with his head on fire

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RandomComicLayoutGuy wrote:

evil_d wrote:

 Like, I know how to play football, I just don't care.


I knew you were gay!


To paraphrase that wise sage known as Meatwad... if not watching sports makes you gay, then sign me up.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

11-02-17 9:05am (new)
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atomiclunch
Pink Donkey Wrangler

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Unsportsmanlike Conduct by atomiclunch
11-02-17
Lunch's Football Fantasy
Great game, Lunch! Let's go back to your place to celebrate! I'll show you my ball control.
And I'll demonstrate my quarterback sneak. Let's go!
Later...
I'm gonna give 110%! UUUNNGGHH! HUUUNNGGHH! SCORE! oops.sorry.
MORE!
Lunch's Likely Football Reality
Okay Mr. Lunch, that's 50 for wearing the outfit, 50 for watching the game, another 50 for watching it with *you*, 100 for my personal injury and 50 for explaining the terminology...
I thought it was called a "punted muff"! I said I was sorry!

11-02-17 12:08pm (new)
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RandomComicLayoutGuy
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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evil_d wrote:

RandomComicLayoutGuy wrote:

evil_d wrote:

 Like, I know how to play football, I just don't care.


I knew you were gay!


To paraphrase that wise sage known as Meatwad... if not watching sports makes you gay, then sign me up.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

11-03-17 4:28pm (new)
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Makin_d_bacon
Member - Tobor Fan Club

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Our displaced hero from the past once again makes another lame attempt at Fame by entering a contest he has no chance of winning!  Which reminds me...didn't someone famous say something regarding a person who continually repeats an act over & over but expects a different outcome?  Nah....guess not!

CC: 678 "Can't Stop! Won't Stop" by Makin_d_bacon
11-04-17
Even tho ragu4u's loss is inevitable....
So you're looking for books on Fantasy Football?
Yes, I'm enetering a contest of which I know ABSOLUTLEY zilch about it's topic!
On Stripcreator.com, I assume?
You know me only too well, Lady J!
Well enough to know that even every book in here won't begin to help YOU'RE sorry, unfunny and crude sense of comic buffoonery to win ANYTHING, Rags!
I just let her do this to get me all "psyched" up!


11-04-17 6:21am (new)
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RandomComicLayoutGuy
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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11-04-17 10:07am (new)
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evil_d
Riding through your town with his head on fire

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I really appreciate that I started a contest about sports and almost all of the entries so far are about sex.  I knew I could count on you guys.  Keep it up.

Mdb... just make something up.  It's not like I'll know the difference.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

11-06-17 7:12am (new)
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Neo11
Member - Tobor Fan Club

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The Fantasy Football Bet by Neo11
11-07-17
AFTER THE FANTASY DRAFT
If you think your fantasy football team is so good, put your money where your mouth is. $1,000 to whoever has a better record
Dude, you are on! I got Tom Brady which should make me a lock to win
AFTER WEEK ONE
Today Tom Brady tossed an incredible 5 touchdowns while totaling 545 passing yards
Oh man, Brady is unstoppable. I won this week by 40 points thanks to him. That money is mine for sure
This just in, through a sudden decision Tom Brady has been traded to the Cleveland Browns
WOW, I'M FUCKED!

11-07-17 6:20pm (new)
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evil_d
Riding through your town with his head on fire

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Fantasy football by evil_d
11-10-17
Verily, I didst loft the ball in a forward direction, and it travelled over half a score of yards.
'Tis so, yet my sorcerous portal didst capture that ball, and transport it two score yards abaft, where it didst strike the earth. 'Tis fourth down.
'Twould be so, had not my goblinback retrieved the ball upon its bounce, and sped with all haste towards yon end zone, in yards covering nearly three score.
Which base trickery ought to have been observed, and denounced forthwith as knavery. Forsooth, is ye olde ref blind?
Nay.

Football fantasy fulfilled by evil_d
11-10-17
My fantasy football league is going great this year!
Oh yeah? What's happened?
Well, last weekend I picked up A.J. Green...
Nice!
Then I took him home and we ****ed.

Time for me to make the call.

Honorable mention goes to Neo11 for being the only person to write an on-topic comic.

Victory goes to four_legged_tripod for this entry:

Real Life: Patriot Act by four_legged_tripod
11-01-17
You've been in there for a while now. Are you okay?
Just fine. I'm just rubbing one out thinking about Tom Brady.
This is not what I meant when I said you could join my fantasy football league.

Now you have to either make us another contest or try for the two-point conversion.  Okay, not my best joke right there.  I told you I didn't know what I was talking about.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

11-10-17 3:29pm (new)
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four_legged_tripod
Do what to who for how many jellybeans?

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

11-13-17 9:23am (new)
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four_legged_tripod
Do what to who for how many jellybeans?

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Looks like I missed the two point conversion, so it looks like a new cc for me.  I'll try to get one together soon.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

11-13-17 9:26am (new)
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