Whether its post apocalyptic, a plane crash in the Andes or just something you've always been curious about, this comic competition is all about eating other people.

I'll award bonus points for casual racism, sexism or general shittiness. 

So sharpen up those cutting imaginations and let's have some dinner.

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Kill Whitey.

CC686: You Aren't What You Eat, Apparently by ZMannZilla 2-19-18

Ya gotta tell people! I've seen it! I have proof! What do I gotta tell them? Corn syrup! Cellulose! Monosodium glutemate! Red dye #5! That stuff what comes from a beaver's ass! YA GOTTA TELL 'EM HATCHER! Tell them WHAT?! SOYLENT GREEN ISN'T PEOPLE! IT ISN'T PEOPLE! Ooooh, a false advertising suit against Nabisco! Betsy, summon the lawyers.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

CC 686: One Saturday Night Near Lake Tahoe by kaufman 2-19-18

I love coming to your parties. I don't know where you get the food you serve, Donner, but it's always fantastic.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

RCL no. 6106 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 2-19-18

I asked my boyfriend to eat my pussy, and he said, "Isn't that a form catibolism? HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA..." I literally had to sit on his face to get him to stop laughing. I had the last laugh as he spent the next two weeks hacking up hairballs!

Groovy! - So, why did your wife kick your ass THIS time? by edoggydog 2-19-18

Welcome to Phreaky's House of Big Breasts... May I take your order? I'm really hungry... I'll go with the number 44 Double-D combo... Do you want me to super size them? You mean, you can make your breasts even bigger? I must be dreaming! Turns out I was dreaming. And, talking in my sleep. Which my wife heard... Frankly, it was worth the ass- whooping! Groovy!

CC:686 "Put a Lid On It" by Makin_d_bacon 2-20-18

Is it true the native population here is "Cannibal"? We're here to answer that very question. And how will we go about doing THAT? Actually, it's rather simple once we get their scrawny little black bodies pulverized! Pulverized? Why pulverized? In order to cook em down so they'll be better able to go thru the mechanical canning process, of course.

CC 686 by brycekain 2-20-18

I overheard Father O'Malley teaching sex ed class today and I'm worried. He said something about oral sex being a form of cannibalism! Hold on, let me try... Dear Diary... today I learned what "baby gravy" is...

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

RCL no. 6107 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 2-19-18

Okay, Judy Robinson... You're next! What are you talking about, Robot? Since we are helplessly lost in space, I have decided to eat the entire crew to spare you all the horrors of starvation! But, we have enough food to last three decades! Eventual starvation! I think robots eating humans is borderline cannibolism at best... Ah, fuck it. Let's enter this lame-ass comic and see what happens.

RCL no. 6107 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 2-19-18

Okay, Judy Robinson... You're next! What are you talking about, Robot? Since we are helplessly lost in space, I have decided to eat the entire crew to spare you all the horrors of starvation! But, we have enough food to last three decades! Eventual starvation! I think robots eating humans is borderline cannibolism at best... Ah, fuck it. Let's enter this lame-ass comic and see what happens.

Taking a Bite Out of Crime by four_legged_tripod 2-21-18

Hall pass, please. And who the fuck are you supposed to be? I'm Steve, the new sercurity officer. The schools are now hiring us zombies to strike fear in punks like you. Shit, I've seen enough movies to know your slow ass couldn't catch me if you tried! Whoa! What happened to the home ec room? I heard Billy fighting with the new security guy. He must have said "Bite me!"

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Air Force One Goes Down by Neo11 2-21-18

I can't believe our plane went down and sunk that fast. All of our supplies were on there We'll have to come up with some sort of plan to get by. We could be stuck on this island for a while Good idea. What do you have in mind? Well, the only food that I see is those coconuts so if things get desperate....I want you to eat me in order to survive OH, WOW! I was thinking of maybe building a wall with those coconuts to keep you away from me but I like your idea much better

RCL no. 6108 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 2-21-18

Have you seen brycekain lately? I ate him! I hoped you cooked him first! Actually, I ate him RAH! RAH! RAH! *burp*

You guys aren't making this easy. Some tasty entries here so far, keep em coming...

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Kill Whitey.

RCL no. 6111 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 2-23-18

We're lost and we're out of food... What are you saying? I'm saying, we're lost, as in WE DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE. And, we're out of food, as in WE DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO EAT! Oh... I thought you were saying that you are going to eat me! Jesus, I'm getting to that... Don't you snowflakes have any goddamned patience? Well, I think that- wait. What??

I guess I should say "soylent" but I've never seen the movie by evil_d 2-25-18

I'll start with the Karen Noodle Soup, and for an entree, I'd like the Leg of Liam. Very good, sir. Later: Everything was delicious, chef. What's your secret? I put a little piece of myself into every meal.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Judgement falls in the next 24 hours, get those last minute entries in!

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Kill Whitey.

Honestly there were no weak entries here, but the one that tickled my funny boner the most AND threw in some casual racism was.....



Neo11 for Air Force One Goes Down


Also like to throw an honorable mention to Brycekain and Makin_d_bacon for some great strips.


Take it away Neo!

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Kill Whitey.

Always a bridemaid......:o(

Awesome-thanks for the win, especially against some good competition. I'll try to have the next one up before too long.