... and nobody came?

That seems to be what we're running into, so let's face this head on.  The only rule is this:  You can have no characters or equivalent in your comic.  All you can use are "none", plus the height1 and height2 props.  Other than that, what you do is your business.

So have at it, and maybe someone wioll show up to judge.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Entry "CC: 739" by JoeBlough 4-01-21

Did ya hear the one abou.... Shut up! Oh yeah, you're right ! No talkie, no jokie! Thems the rules, dude! That seems kinda funny to me! If it's funny enough, you'll win this dumb contest!

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The Mfwic

Exsmelliarmus by four_legged_tripod 4-01-21

Gee, Harry, these invisibility cloaks are grand! I told you Hermione. We can spy on Death Eaters and go undetected. It will also make searching for horcruxes easier. True, but for the last time, there is not a horcrux hidden in my arse.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

There was some actual comedy in that production:

Everyone's Favorite Rudolph Scene by Namgubed 4-02-21

Meanwhile, on an Arctic ice floe ... This fog is as thick as peanut butter! Don't you mean, "pea soup"? You eat what you like, and I'll eat what *I* like! ** CRUNCH ** LAAAAANNND HOOOOOO!! No kidding.

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

Damnit!  Even contests that require NOTHING get more

play than the ones I create.  I'm tellin' ya,

me and Rodney Dangerfield don't get no respect!

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The Mfwic

There's a comic for that.

Like a Natural Comedian by kaufman 8-17-18

Oh good, Rodney Dangerfield's coming on. It's nice having a lot of money. I went out and bought a jukebox last month. I tell you, it works great. Unless I request an Aretha Franklin song, that is. Then it plays nothing and eats my quarter. I tell you, I don't get no Respect.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Ummmm, just curious.  How did Kaufman create a CC when he not only was chosen, but didn't even enter a comic in the previous CC?

never mind.  i see he did. 

Greetings from 2003. 

Not With a Bang... by Ewwwww 8-09-21

FAX INCOMING... UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. FAX CAME.

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

Made with Love by four_legged_tripod 8-21-21

Hello? Where did everyone go? Is there no one left? I'm here. I could talk about what I had for dinner if you'd like or the price of gas. arbitrary! There you are!

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

CC739: That's Invisible! by biped 11-14-21

Allow me introduce myself. I'm the Invisible Man. Whoa whoa WHOA! Hold it right there, Buster! You just told me to ALLOW you to introduce yourself... ...and then you just went right on ahead and introduced yourself WITHOUT waiting to be allowed! Well, I don't REALLY have to ask, you know. I simply did so out of a dryly urbane sense of mock courtesy. Oh, yeah? Well in case you haven't noticed, I'm invisible, too--ASSHOLE.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

If these walls could talk... by ladyjdotnet 12-16-22

Hello down there! You're not going to make another joke about my height, are you? Oh, for the love of all that is holy, Ceiling, stop picking on Cubi. Yeah, Ceiling, listen to Drywall. For the love of all that is holey... like your acoustic tiled FACE! Take THAT! Hahaha! No need to get short with me just cause my humor goes over your head. *sigh* I guess I deserved that.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

thanks for the shoutout, he says, a year and a hlaf later. i haven't been checking the fora.