Okay, I am taking over this turn around... I suspect the judging of the last one was flawed and I came out on top for some reason. Anyway, y'all gots until Tuesday, February 19th to come up with something for this contest.I need mention of:

-A famous rapper.(preferrably not eminem)

-Whataburger, or Burger King.

-Absolutely NO "All your base" jokes. It's a dying breed that's dying to die.

-You can use any character and any backgroud you want, but try not to "stream-of-consciousness" it too much.. I am a busy man.. busy with my pr0n...

Things that I am a fan of that may earn brownie points(not necessary and not necessarily):

-Comic books. I am a reader. I read them all. Except if they suck.

-Wu-tang Clan.

-Pictures of people puking.
http://www.pgbco.com/cs/images/wallysig1.jpg

And that looks like about it. That's all I could think of. If any past mederators feel the need to step in and overthrow me from my lofty mountain of godly moderatorship, please feel free!

I look forward to the strips, and remember, your assignment is due on 2/17/01! Good luck students, and always remember.. MANRAPE!

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Oh yeah, A big thanks to the staff of Lowpass Industries for not only letting us screw around with their Strip creator and message boards, but for even HAVING an online comic strip creator! I remember the first time I surfed onto it I almost wet myself in joy, and I still get that feeling whenever I see a new strip or am making one myself.

~Watch ya step kid- Ya best protect ya neck!~

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Haha. Oops, it should say "2/19/01" at the bottom of the first post. 19. Not 17. And no offense, evil_D about the flaw in the decision. I am just being freeeee... like the bluebirds, freeee... Time for medication.

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Strictly speaking, I didn't make the decision. I just typed what the voices told me to. But I stand by the voices' judgment. They've never been wrong before. Well, except for that one time in Wisconsin. But we don't need to get into that here.

I hope I can take a liberal interpretation of the word "famous". Or else "rapper".

And the 19th is a Monday. Unless Windows' system clock is lying to me. Which is possible. Windows has proven to be a much less reliable source than the voices.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Hopefully, has-been rappers count...

http://www.lowpass.net/stripcreator/view.php?ID=4688

[Click to view comic: 'Comic Contest #5 - Vanilla flips...']

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Well, shit. I AM a moron. I was trying to give peeps some time by saying Tues., but I got all the numbers wrong.

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I know, it says Comic Contest #6. You see, the whole idea is, I skipped 5 because I couldn't come up with anything. Boy, I am just one huge vat of irony, eh? Hoo wah. Yeah, man! (Ok, I screwed up and it stinks.)
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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

This was a tough one. I hate rap, and am not a fan of comics or people puking. Decided not to brown nose. :)

[Click to view comic: 'Comic Contest #5: Little Known Fact #666']

jason

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"Fascist Clay was my most favorite totalitarian boxer!" - Indie Rock Pete from Diesel Sweeties

HAHAHAH! Holy crap, the action is heating up!

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here's another contribution of mine...

http://www.lowpass.net/stripcreator/view.php?ID=4750

[Click to view comic: 'Comic Contest #5']

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Lordfly http://www.option42.com/ MSN: lordfly1@hotmail.com ICQ: 174581 AIM: JoshEikenberry

http://www.lowpass.net/stripcreator/view.php?ID=4755
[Click to view comic: 'Comic Contest #5 - Just pretend he looks like Mike D, okay?']

I wanted to use Pete Nice, because 3rd Bass kicked ass, and the name "Pete Nice" just sounds damn cool. "Hi, I'm Pete Nice, and I'll be your server this evening." See? Even that sounds cool. But then the Burger King/White Castle connection occurred to me, and it was too good to pass up.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

And now back to the running commentary by your moderator, bottlerockett:

HAHAHHAHA! Shit! I never knew how tough a choice it would boil down to. I hope more people enter this so I can get even more of a "laughing abs workout"!

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I'm so disappointed. After hearing bottlerocket mention Whataburger I had to go look for their website since I'd never heard of them. Apparently the only exist in and nearby Texas.

Maybe he could mail us some.

Anyhoo, here's my entry.

[Click to view comic: 'Comic Contest #5 - What A Burger']

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Eep. I just broke through the fourth wall. My entry to Contest #5 was my 101st comic, hence the 'Your Comics' page now has two pages instead of one.

Only when I try to go to the second page it takes me to the list of all the comics instead of my second page.

Hmmm...

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

entry... it be going here...
[comic]4768{/comic]
by the way... somebody who actually gets on the internet other than for the porntography (you mean, there's somehting on there other than porn) what's a whataburger? is it good? do they have a spokesperson? if not, could i do it? i'd cover my self in gasoline soaked steel belted radial tires and then set myself on fire... i'd call my self "flame guy with the burnin' desire for burgers!!!" or maybe just burnt up burger boy...
-bikity

Okay for some reason I just can't log in. I hope someone will help this idiot soon. Anyway..this is Cute Little Manda. If anyone cares. I just have to say that i love you Gabe Billings. You are so funny everytime I read one of your comics I have to go pee. Little more info then I'm sure you needed but I had to say it. I wish I was as funny as you and Bunnerabb.

dernnit... threw a wrench into my plans... let's try it again... same comments... same comic... maybe it will post this time...
[Click to view comic: 'Comic Contest#5 Mr. T... or Dr. Dre?']
-bikity

Damn, Gabe. You got a comic groupee. If I would have known we could get chicks out of this comic writing thing, I would have tried harder.

Here's my submission. Any ladies that like it can feel free to call me. Hubba Hubba.

[Click to view comic: 'Comic Contest #5 - Mr. Dobalina, Mr. Bob Dobalina']

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

For all those who don't know... Whataburger sucks... there is a reason that you never heard of them. Sorry for wasteing space but i had to get that off my chest :)

Hahahaha! ObiJo, your entry almost made me wet my pants. Keep making comics like that and your sure to wrangle some groupies.

Gabe

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I honestly had no idea what to do, so I threw this together. Maybe I can get pity points or something. ;)

[Click to view comic: 'Comic Contest #5 - I have no idea what to do...']

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Poor Dan!!! I liked it. In it's simpleness it has achieved a sort of humour all it's own. Or something. :)

Thanks Gabe "The comic love doctor" Billings. I went and bought your book: Everything you need to Know about Funnies and Honeys. With that and my motivation, I will soon have a comic groupie. Or a rash. Either one would be a welcome change.

-ObiJo

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Hmm.. Due to a "total fuck up" on my part, I think the contest will end on tuesday. Yes. It is so. (is that cool, y'all? I'll check back here in a few hours to see if anyone is gonna hunt me down and shoot me for the fool I am...)

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Damn. Damn. Damn. I have to disqualify myself from this contest. I'm moving across country in two days and my computer will be packed up in 12 hours. So if I won (fat chance), I wouldn't be able to moderate the next contest anyways. The thing that really bothers me is that this is killing my chances of getting a comic groupie. Oh well. See you all back here in a week or so.

-ObiJo

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