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Bottlerockett
Member - Tobor Fan Club

Okay, I am taking over this turn around... I suspect the judging of the last one was flawed and I came out on top for some reason. Anyway, y'all gots until Tuesday, February 19th to come up with something for this contest.I need mention of:

-A famous rapper.(preferrably not eminem)

-Whataburger, or Burger King.

-Absolutely NO "All your base" jokes. It's a dying breed that's dying to die.

-You can use any character and any backgroud you want, but try not to "stream-of-consciousness" it too much.. I am a busy man.. busy with my pr0n...

Things that I am a fan of that may earn brownie points(not necessary and not necessarily):

-Comic books. I am a reader. I read them all. Except if they suck.

-Wu-tang Clan.

-Pictures of people puking.
http://www.pgbco.com/cs/images/wallysig1.jpg

And that looks like about it. That's all I could think of. If any past mederators feel the need to step in and overthrow me from my lofty mountain of godly moderatorship, please feel free!

I look forward to the strips, and remember, your assignment is due on 2/17/01! Good luck students, and always remember.. MANRAPE!

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http://wally.pgbco.com

2-17-01 10:03pm (new)
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Bottlerockett
Member - Tobor Fan Club

Oh yeah, A big thanks to the staff of Lowpass Industries for not only letting us screw around with their Strip creator and message boards, but for even HAVING an online comic strip creator! I remember the first time I surfed onto it I almost wet myself in joy, and I still get that feeling whenever I see a new strip or am making one myself.


~Watch ya step kid- Ya best protect ya neck!~

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2-17-01 10:18pm (new)
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Bottlerockett
Member - Tobor Fan Club

Haha. Oops, it should say "2/19/01" at the bottom of the first post. 19. Not 17. And no offense, evil_D about the flaw in the decision. I am just being freeeee... like the bluebirds, freeee... Time for medication.

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2-17-01 10:37pm (new)
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evil_d
Riding through your town with his head on fire

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Strictly speaking, I didn't make the decision. I just typed what the voices told me to. But I stand by the voices' judgment. They've never been wrong before. Well, except for that one time in Wisconsin. But we don't need to get into that here.

I hope I can take a liberal interpretation of the word "famous". Or else "rapper".

And the 19th is a Monday. Unless Windows' system clock is lying to me. Which is possible. Windows has proven to be a much less reliable source than the voices.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

2-17-01 11:29pm (new)
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wirthling
supercalifragilisticexpialadosucks

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Hopefully, has-been rappers count...

http://www.lowpass.net/stripcreator/view.php?ID=4688

Comic Contest #5 - Vanilla flips... by wirthling
2-18-01
Wow! What happened to your lip, man?
You won't believe who did it -- I was at Burger King getting lunch, and I realized that the guy working behind the counter was none other than Vanilla Ice!
THE Vanilla Ice? Rob Van Winkle? Working at Burger King? Ha ha. And he punched you?! Why?
He wasn't amused when I came back to complain that my Pepsi didn't have enough "ice ice baby"...
The fat lip was worth it, though, eh?
Word to your mother, homeboy!

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

2-18-01 1:21am (new)
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Bottlerockett
Member - Tobor Fan Club

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Well, shit. I AM a moron. I was trying to give peeps some time by saying Tues., but I got all the numbers wrong.

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http://wally.pgbco.com

2-18-01 10:48am (new)
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bunnerabb
Some bloke.

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I know, it says Comic Contest #6. You see, the whole idea is, I skipped 5 because I couldn't come up with anything. Boy, I am just one huge vat of irony, eh? Hoo wah. Yeah, man! (Ok, I screwed up and it stinks.)

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

2-18-01 10:56am (new)
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descolada99
The Prodigal Son Has Returned

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This was a tough one. I hate rap, and am not a fan of comics or people puking. Decided not to brown nose. :)

Comic Contest #5: Little Known Fact #666 by descolada99
2-18-01
Satan is responsible for 99% of all advertising campaigns.
Available now at Burger King...
Buy one of our new Flava Flav Flavor Milkshakes and get a free Public Enemy Action Figure Set!
I had NOTHING to do with this one. I SWEAR!
Hurry.. this offer only for a limited time!

jason

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"Fascist Clay was my most favorite totalitarian boxer!" - Indie Rock Pete from Diesel Sweeties

2-18-01 1:48pm (new)
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Bottlerockett
Member - Tobor Fan Club

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HAHAHAH! Holy crap, the action is heating up!

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2-18-01 3:30pm (new)
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Lordfly
Stripcreator Newbie

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here's another contribution of mine...

http://www.lowpass.net/stripcreator/view.php?ID=4750

Comic Contest #5 by Lordfly
2-18-01
Well, that's interesting...
What's going on over there?
Fast food turf war. Burger King employees ran into Wendy's and called her a "hoebag". They then proceeded to scream "BK REPRESENT!" and shot mustard packets all around inside.
And then Ice Cube attacked Mcdonald's with rancid KFC buckets. This could take a while.
Methinks my Chicken Mcnugget protest can wait until next week...

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Lordfly http://www.option42.com/ MSN: lordfly1@hotmail.com ICQ: 174581 AIM: JoshEikenberry

2-18-01 5:06pm (new)
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evil_d
Riding through your town with his head on fire

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http://www.lowpass.net/stripcreator/view.php?ID=4755
Comic Contest #5 - Just pretend he looks like Mike D, okay? by evil_d
2-18-01
Hey! I reco'nize you! You're Mike D from the Beastie Boys! You guys are great, man! Always rappin' 'bout Burger King 'n shit.
I think you mean White Castle.
Yeah, whatever man. Hey, you kids are an inspiration to other WASPs like myself. If you guys can be famous rappers, then maybe we can too, right?
You know all three of us are Jewish, right?
...are you sure you're Mike D? I'm beginnin' to 'spect you're an imposter!
I think someone here is pretending, alright, but it's not me.

I wanted to use Pete Nice, because 3rd Bass kicked ass, and the name "Pete Nice" just sounds damn cool. "Hi, I'm Pete Nice, and I'll be your server this evening." See? Even that sounds cool. But then the Burger King/White Castle connection occurred to me, and it was too good to pass up.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

2-18-01 5:52pm (new)
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Bottlerockett
Member - Tobor Fan Club

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And now back to the running commentary by your moderator, bottlerockett:

HAHAHHAHA! Shit! I never knew how tough a choice it would boil down to. I hope more people enter this so I can get even more of a "laughing abs workout"!

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2-18-01 7:11pm (new)
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gabe_billings
President and CEO of Wirthlingsux Inc.

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I'm so disappointed. After hearing bottlerocket mention Whataburger I had to go look for their website since I'd never heard of them. Apparently the only exist in and nearby Texas.

Maybe he could mail us some.

Anyhoo, here's my entry.

Comic Contest #5 - What A Burger by gabe_billings
2-18-01
Yo I regulated Archie and left him in a ditch - pulled my nine on Jughead and smoked him like a bitch - cuz I always gets it my way just like at Burger King
I'm the master of disaster - my socks got no static cling - I'm gettin' all the girlies cuz I'm rich like Jerry Yang - I hang with my boys at NASA and drink up all the Tang...
Gee, that's great Mr. Mixalot... But I'm thinking maybe the lyrics aren't quite on target for our Campbell's tomato soup ad.
That's Sir Mixalot to you, bitch. Queen Latifah didn't go knightin' me so's I could get dissed by some honky.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

2-18-01 8:53pm (new)
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gabe_billings
President and CEO of Wirthlingsux Inc.

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Eep. I just broke through the fourth wall. My entry to Contest #5 was my 101st comic, hence the 'Your Comics' page now has two pages instead of one.

Only when I try to go to the second page it takes me to the list of all the comics instead of my second page.

Hmmm...

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

2-18-01 9:00pm (new)
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bikity
Stripcreator Newbie

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entry... it be going here...
[comic]4768{/comic]
by the way... somebody who actually gets on the internet other than for the porntography (you mean, there's somehting on there other than porn) what's a whataburger? is it good? do they have a spokesperson? if not, could i do it? i'd cover my self in gasoline soaked steel belted radial tires and then set myself on fire... i'd call my self "flame guy with the burnin' desire for burgers!!!" or maybe just burnt up burger boy...
-bikity

2-18-01 9:35pm (new)
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anonymous
Stripcreator Newbie

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Okay for some reason I just can't log in. I hope someone will help this idiot soon. Anyway..this is Cute Little Manda. If anyone cares. I just have to say that i love you Gabe Billings. You are so funny everytime I read one of your comics I have to go pee. Little more info then I'm sure you needed but I had to say it. I wish I was as funny as you and Bunnerabb.

2-18-01 9:43pm (new)
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bikity
Stripcreator Newbie

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dernnit... threw a wrench into my plans... let's try it again... same comments... same comic... maybe it will post this time...
Comic Contest#5 Mr. T... or Dr. Dre? by bikity
2-18-01
Hey, I'm Snoop D-O-Double-G, and I'm haungry, you wanna go to Burger King Dre?
Dre's dead foo! Mr. T, killed him Jimma Jamma! But Mr. T's haungry sho nuff!
Uh, Dre, is you all rizight?
Dre ain't here no more honkey!
Looks like somebodies been hittin' the chronic a lil' too much. Maybe you need to lay off for a little while.
Mr. T don't hit da pipes! Mr T hate's druggies! What's Mr. T's perscription for drug addiciton? PAIN!!!!

-bikity

2-18-01 9:46pm (new)
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ObiJo
Eamus Catuli

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Damn, Gabe. You got a comic groupee. If I would have known we could get chicks out of this comic writing thing, I would have tried harder.

Here's my submission. Any ladies that like it can feel free to call me. Hubba Hubba.

Comic Contest #5 - Mr. Dobalina, Mr. Bob Dobalina by ObiJo
2-19-01
He's a hardened homeboy from the side of town your mama always warned you about.
Flip Mode in the hiz-ouse.
And he's the source of all evil in the universe.
Darn tootin'.
But this fall on ABC, Yanni and Busta Rhymes are one lean mean interracial crime fighting machine.
Just got a call on an armed robbery at the BK on Crenshaw. Let's skedaddle over there.
Aight, Yaw Yaw Yaw Yaw Yanni.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

2-19-01 12:09am (new)
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anonymous
Stripcreator Newbie

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For all those who don't know... Whataburger sucks... there is a reason that you never heard of them. Sorry for wasteing space but i had to get that off my chest :)

2-19-01 12:15am (new)
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gabe_billings
President and CEO of Wirthlingsux Inc.

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Hahahaha! ObiJo, your entry almost made me wet my pants. Keep making comics like that and your sure to wrangle some groupies.

Gabe

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

2-19-01 6:56am (new)
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BigEvilDan
Comic Overlord

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I honestly had no idea what to do, so I threw this together. Maybe I can get pity points or something. ;)

Comic Contest #5 - I have no idea what to do... by BigEvilDan
2-19-01
Hi there, comic strip readers. As you can see, Dan is in the middle of a nervous breakdown, and is thus unable to enter Comic Contest #5...
I like chicken!
We knew something was wrong when he started talking like Ice Cube, but we really got worried when he dressed up like Ronald McDonald and attacked the local Burger King with a fork.
Wheee! I can taste the colours!
I apologize for the poor quality of this strip. We're getting him the best medication money can buy.
I am the Lizard Queen!

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

2-19-01 6:57am (new)
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Cute_Little_Manda
Stripcreator Newbie

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Poor Dan!!! I liked it. In it's simpleness it has achieved a sort of humour all it's own. Or something. :)

2-19-01 8:50am (new)
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ObiJo
Eamus Catuli

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Thanks Gabe "The comic love doctor" Billings. I went and bought your book: Everything you need to Know about Funnies and Honeys. With that and my motivation, I will soon have a comic groupie. Or a rash. Either one would be a welcome change.

-ObiJo

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

2-19-01 4:07pm (new)
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Bottlerockett
Member - Tobor Fan Club

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Hmm.. Due to a "total fuck up" on my part, I think the contest will end on tuesday. Yes. It is so. (is that cool, y'all? I'll check back here in a few hours to see if anyone is gonna hunt me down and shoot me for the fool I am...)

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2-19-01 6:00pm (new)
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ObiJo
Eamus Catuli

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Damn. Damn. Damn. I have to disqualify myself from this contest. I'm moving across country in two days and my computer will be packed up in 12 hours. So if I won (fat chance), I wouldn't be able to moderate the next contest anyways. The thing that really bothers me is that this is killing my chances of getting a comic groupie. Oh well. See you all back here in a week or so.

-ObiJo

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

2-19-01 6:22pm (new)
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