Well, now that I've won a contest, I hereby declare myself Judge For Life, and the topic of all further contests will be "Why Does Dan Kick Ass?" Furthermore, I say--hang on a second. Gabe is behind me with a donkey and a wicked grin on his face, so I'm revoking my judge for life title and changing the rules.
The rules are:
1. You must use at least two different panels from the two comics shown below. The speech and narration may be altered, but nothing else can.
2. One of your panels may be your own creation entirely.
3. You must include the title of a movie somewhere in the strip. If it's not an extremely well known movie, try and include the title when you post.
4. Contest ends Friday, 8PM EST. Any late entries will be shot, ridiculed, ignored or judged depending on my whims.
5. Post your entries in this thread or incur my wrath.
"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a *****." - Donald B. Jones III